Whats the first thing youre going to spend your money on once you finally make it this bullrun?

Nothing. I'm going to hoard / invest it so I never have to go through the humiliation ritual of waiting for the bull run again

>>60613183 (OP)
The Dyson airblade

>>60613183 (OP)
Cocaine and hookers

>>60613183 (OP)
I'm going to retire and just continue to live on ~$20k/yr. Simple as.

something that will make me more money

>>60613183 (OP)
>cripple yourself and spend thousands of dollars to look down on others
Do men really?

House on a no-motor lake.

>>60613183 (OP)
can he ever walk normally again ?

He ruined his proportions. Now is arms look comically short.

>>60613183 (OP)
I've resolved that the first time I get a major windfall that allows me to retire on the spot, I will change nothing in my life for a full year. I will sleep on it, because I know there is a very high potential to ruin my life with that kind of wealth.

>>60613239
>can he ever walk normally again ?
He trades physical functionality with fake height. Usually individuals that do this will never be able to run or jump again.

>>60613183 (OP)
better to be short and well proportioned than tall with size 8 shoes and tiny hands and arms
dude looks like a clown

>>60613183 (OP)
I'll be able to pretend I had my very modest "savings" this whole time and wasn't at a net worth of $0 a year ago when I was 36.

>>60613247
Arms are relative to the torso and waist and that hasn't changed -- just longer legs. It might work.
>>60613263
>tall [...] with tiny hands
Literally me, naturally ;_;

>>60613198
>Cocaine and hookers

Winner

>>60613307
Kek

>>60613307
I think the story goes this crack whore gets rescued by an anon white knight who serves a full basket of eggs as breakfast

>>60613183 (OP)
Thank God I'm 6'1. I'm just barely an acceptable height

>>60613190
the only reasonable answer this is. Im looking into buying one myself. Smart city people rotate into high value vacuum cleaners

>>60613189
real

>>60613183 (OP)
>spends almost 60k just to gain 6 inches
>still wears clown shoes that raises his height by 3 inches

what a fucking clown

>>60613301
He should get longer arms and be like baki's brother from baki.

>>60613307

>>60613183 (OP)
This is so awful to see.
Imagine being such a pussy that you cant handle your god given body?
And now you get to walk like a total retard and not run ever again?
No thanks.

>>60613183 (OP)
This nigga better stay away from the Netherlands

>>60613190
>>60613423
Overpriced junk look at Sebo if you want to see what actual vacuum coomers would buy (yes I have one and also have a Dyson which by comparison is like a toy that pushes dust around)

>>60613307
Holy fucking shit. Literally

>>60613190
What do you got, an Oreck, fuck?

I'm going to hire someone to help me finish my video game

Braces.

>>60613259
Nah, you can do all kinds of physical exercise already after 6 months of surgery.

>>60613979
How much did it cost?

>>60613996
Looking information up online? About 40 seconds of my precious fucking time that I will never get back. I regret doing this so much

>>60613778
Girls with braces are hot

>>60613307
i don't believe it happened.

>>60613208
This but $80k per year. And I already retired earlier this year.

>>60613190
You in Bonglandia too?

>>60613307
I believe it

>>60613183 (OP)
>Paying thousands to become an handicaped disproportionate freak.

The absolute state of manlets.

>>60613183 (OP)
Indiscriminately creampieing hundreds of Japanese women in a penthouse suite. Also lots of Japanese food. I'm calling it The Sashimi Tour.

>>60613307

>>60613532
Being a 185 micromanlet, I've considered it, and looked at a few health stats. At 190, the decline in health is statistically noticeable, cancer and cardiovascular disease. 220 means 50% chance of early death, even with today's nutrition, cardiac ICUs and robotic heart surgery. Getting from 190 to 215 like that guy (with shoes, doesn't matter, it's blood pressure difference), without a proportional heart and blood vessels, that will spell disaster pretty rapidly. He will have to go teetotal and eat absolutely clean, and not stand too much for the rest of his life.

Maybe I could go from 185 to 195, but that would still put me below average of societally accepted/sexually active men, so I've decided to just go stand out with my lack of height, which can be an advantage in some industries that require pure aggression and insanity, they basically know of the manlet rage and accept them as successful entrepreneurs. Not in every industry though, all engineering requires being 200++ for a career, for example.

>>60613183 (OP)

Pay off all of my family members homes and cars.

>>60614271
To be fair, most taller men just have disproportionate legs, they all look like slenderman, so he will not stand out in particular. This is caused by estrogenic lifestyle in early puberty, ask a veterinarian, they know that from castrating cattle and dogs. Maybe the tiny shoes will be a hint, but he can always buy the normal EU 55 and stuff some paper into them. And the crutches will be gone in a few months.

>>60614524
Give them proof you have nothing left after that, or they will come for the money. When you get older, many friends and family become terminally ill early in life (like 50s), and there are lots of treatments that heal 30% or so, but aren't paid by insurance. It's not the 2010s anymore, shit actually works, but costs 250k+. Money will be a life or death question. So do not let them know you still have any of it left, or they will come for it.

>>60613189
What if you die in a few years though?

>>60613538
Rest well knowing you likely sold a Sebo today.
You are making a difference anon.

>>60613218
Short men do. And he'll always have a short man mentality

>>60613190
Great choice. I've owned the original Dyson Ball since it launched, and 20 years later it still works as well as its first day.

>>60613190
>Not buying a Henry

>>60615760
>Great choice.
The airblade is a wall mounted hand dryer...

>>60613538
I'm here to 2nd the Sebo.

>>60613183 (OP)
C7 ZR1 with a manual transmission.
It will be mandatory for my employees to attend watching me do donuts in the parking lot at 7:30am weekdays and anyone who puts their pronouns in their email signature will be immediately dismissed

>>60614539
Thank you based anon for continuing to post this. Never, ever tell anyone that you made it in crypto. If one of them gets in a car wreck, they'll ask you for $60k to pay their medical bills. Tell them to simply ignore the medical bills since it won't affect your credit by law apparently.

Also, for cancer, take fenbendazole/mebendazole. It's very cheap and the best cancer cure out there according to studies. It's hilarious to think that a $40 pack of 100 mebendazole tablets is infinitely more effective than $40,000 worth of radiation """treatment""".

>>60613307
>Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man.

>>60613725
commercial Oreck owner here. come at me

>>60613183 (OP)
What I need to grow my business to full heights

Then maybe a little house with a lot of land BACK HOME IN BURGERLAND

>>60614518
You can't be serious

>>60613190
kek @ tards thinking this is a vacuum

>>60613183 (OP)
I replace my 25 year old corolla shitter with a new corolla.

For me, it's the Miele Classic C1 with electric motor floor brush.

>>60616325
i have the c3 allergy
I bought the SFS-10 expansion tube and it doesn't even fucking fit
i got scammed fucking hell

>>60613183 (OP)
What's his name so I can track him like the freak that he is, I want to follow the descent into debilitating health issues within the next few years

>>60614518
I know that feeling. I'm scraping by at 192 and I can just tell women whole hot outright mocking me just see me as a cute accessory and not a real man. Add to that my very average penis of 19cm and it's.. well not grim but not nice either. I'm stuck in the middle, totally unremarkable. I'd kill myself if I was any smaller.

>>60613183 (OP)
>t-this bull run for sure!!
you had 15 years
you ain't making it nigga

>>60613183 (OP)
>looking down on people is worth ruining your one and only pair of legs
envious cattle

>>60613307
I expected a shit greentext but that was gold.

>>60613183 (OP)
Leaving the UK with my Ledger up my arse never to return again.

>>60613183 (OP)
What a homosexual.

>>60613183 (OP)
I'm holding ltc so I'm not going to make it

>>60614518
>all engineering requires being 200++ for a career

WTF... how do get that?
Engineering is a field where looks mean NOTHING... there are no women to impress! and most of the work is solitary

>>60613183 (OP)
Genuinely thinking of getting this surgery.

>>60618422
>If one of them gets in a car wreck, they'll ask you for $60k to pay their medical bills
As someone living in civilization (EU) this sounds insane

>>60613190
It's horribly loud and worse than a typical fan. Don't.

I'm so mentally ill that I'm 6'3 and still want to get limb lengthening surgery

>>60613307
kek
Somehow I've never seen this greentext before

>>60614276
>I'm calling it The Sashimi Tour.
heh

>>60618428
He could have bought a stepladder and carried it to main street a couple times a week and avoided the medical issues and early death. He could have brought a megaphone to shout "I am looking down on you from above," even. Whatever, people get what they deserve in the end.

Two chicks at the same time

>>60618418
>very average penis of 19cm
192 is the perfect height; this is retarded.
t. 196cm w/ 16cm dick

>>60623814
>t. Manlet and dicklet

>>60613183 (OP)
Hair transplants, rhinoplasty, skin lasers, limb-lenghtening.

>>60623817
>dicklet
Yeah, but it's weird, because it's pretty thick (5.75" girth) while my body is long and skinny.

>>60623819
I'd also do all that but not the limb lightening. It cripples you for life unironically.

>>60624113
Yeah I was kidding about limb lengthening. I don't even care about being short.

>>60613183 (OP)
is this makeup for manlets?

>>60613183 (OP)
Spend? Wealth is for hording.

>>60613183 (OP)
>Whats the first thing youre going to spend your money on once you finally make it this bullrun?
The dip for next bull run.

>>60619943
>I expected a shit greentext
and you got it

>>60625342
only real answer, materialistic fags ITT will never make it

>>60613183 (OP)
maybe, maybe flying to meet a friend across the globe
>>60613307
ah, greentext poop stories - I hadn't read this one! used to have a folder of them
>>60613360
lmao

>>60613183 (OP)
Now his dick will look even smaller and his arms will look weirdly short

>>60613979
There was a btc early adopter that got this surgery, he died from a blood clot from it.

>>60621948
I disagree with you and I'm 210

sorry but only poors invest to "buy things"

>>60628061
>>60621948
I also disagree with one of you (and I am 220cm)