I raised $1m in a Pre-Seed round for my tech startup, and I just dumped all the money in Bitcoin.

I'm going to keep sending them "investor updates" and work on the startup but never employ anyone.

In 4-5 years, Bitcoin will be a $1m which means I'll have $10m.

I'll pay them back their $1m and profit the remaining $9m.

I'm being completely serious.

Scam venture capital firms for money then put it in Bitcoin.

>>60621556 (OP)
>In 4-5 years, Bitcoin will be a $1m

Oh no no no no

>>60621568
Cringe cope post.

It's a mathematical certainty.

Hi.

>>60621571

>>60621556 (OP)
I have 350k, how do I become a venture capitalis

>>60621556 (OP)
>Scam venture capital firms for money then put it in Bitcoin.
Imagine believing you're scamming your parents and their friends who would have just given you the money or arranged for it to be brrred if you asked.

>>60621587
>Imagine believing you're scamming your parents and their friends who would have just given you the money or arranged for it to be brrred if you asked.

I come from a poor family.

Luckily, I had a successful prior startup so they trusted me.

Hello?

>>60621573
>>60621599
Hi!

>>60621611
Hello!

>>60621590
Honey, Gaylord applied for capital funding with Quintus, Quantus and Goldberg.
>Who?
Quintus, Quantus and Goldberg, from the Island honey, remember the island we stopped over at on our way to the Wall when we had to go pick out our house for citizenship. I'm so pleased he's finally making a go of it for himself rather than asking us for money directly.
>Our boy, all grown up... Oh, Jeffries and Elaine? How are they?
They're good honey, I don't hear from them much since they lost the island and moved to the woods and retired to the bunkers system. We can apply for bunker system membership again in 5 years, but I really don't think it looks like we're going to need it for another 3 or 4 terms. But our boy, He tried so hard to get his CS degree at Yale, we told him to just take Philosophy but you have to respect the stubbornness.
>Oh... Very nice. How much are we giving him.
Just one honey... Not like the old days, we're going to be a little cash poor this term, after my research funding for shrimp treadmills was cut. The school fees and especially the lawyer fees for the accident he had with with that cheerleader stripper.
>sigh, oh yes. He really loved her.

>>60621556 (OP)
>In 4-5 years, Bitcoin will be a $1m which means I'll have $10m.

>>60622357
Kindly point to a mathematical proof that shows this prediction is inconceivable.

>>60622364
Assume btc is 1m by 2030
Then we can calculate the marketcap
21 trillion
Assuming the sell pressure (in bitcoin) stays constant from oldfags and miners
There would need to be 8 times the buy pressure from what it is now
Since we are in peak hype and saylor is burning all his money to buy and corporations that are willing are buying now and not later this is impossible.
Contradiction to the claim.
Qed.

>>60622381
You are completely ignoring another factor.

Which is that as inflation continues to increase, and Bitcoin becomes more profitable than buying property, investing in a startup, or running a hotel.

All of that liquidity will flood into Bitcoin and create a feedback look through the sudden surge in buy pressure.

>>60622388
Then you need to give the mathematical proof

>>60621571

>>60621556 (OP)
Also i just did read your ful post, combined with your >>60622388 new paradigm kind of post you are a proper top signal

>>60622389
Here's my mathematical proof:

The total Bitcoin supply will one day equate to all total physical and digital asset wealth in the world.

>>60622394
It doesn't matter if it's the top because I'll just hold it for another 10 years and pay investors back then LMFAO!

>>60622364
bless your heart

>>60622446
Moron using TradingView.

Show me a mathematical proof.

Do you even look at the hashrate charts?

>>60622459
>consistent trend since inception
>DON'T USE TRADINGVIEW REEEEEEEEE

ok

>>60622464
Only low IQs follow price charts for Bitcoin alone.

It's like following the price chart for Gold without looking at the current mining and extraction numbers.

top blasting is pretty dumb though.

>>60622475
mining/extraction numbers for btc are already baked in

Why don't you show mathematical proof it's going to 1M?
Or did you post in this shithole just to fish for compliments like some ig teen?

>>60622484
>mining/extraction numbers for btc are already baked in

No, they aren't, you low IQ.

Ever heard of mining difficulty?

Ever heard of hashrate?

>>60622496
Yep

>>60622514
Idiot.

The hash rate flatlining and the circulating supply flatlining is a GOOD thing.

It means it's a scarce resource LMFAO!

>>60621556 (OP)
Based if true. I should do the same. The thing is I think these angel investors actually want to see growth of the business and not just leave you alone for years to do whatever, but maybe you know better than me.

>>60621556 (OP)
I hope to God you're larping.

>>60621556 (OP)
I hope to Allah you're telling the truth.

>>60622567
They won't do anything, just hit them with updates and they'll fall for it. Just pretend like you're working on it.

Also, don't waste time raising money from angels, go to the VCs because it's not their own money, so they don't give a shit.

>>60622567
>>60623290
Angel investors are mafia or dubai mafia, don't even consider what OP has "done" one he's a larping faggot who does meth and scams here full time, two if you did this you're guaranteeing someone murders you.

>>60623310
Retard has never raised money from a venture capital firm before lol

They consider half their investments a failure from the moment they invest, they don't expect you to succeed.

Venture capital firms barely check in, they might email you once every few months at best.

You don't know anything lmfao

>>60623796
And you've never raised any money and are 99% likely under 21, or somehow your brain is locked into that state.
I however have been given over 50k by people here on /biz/ and I lost it all, that's truth.

>>60623805
I repeat, given not raised, I didn't need to lie or dupe, just using my willpower and intention for a better life.
I'm also retarded.

>>60621556 (OP)
Capped and setting a calendar reminder. See you one year into the Newscum presidency.

>>60623805
>>60623812

I don't know what else to say.

You're clearly not experienced in VC fundraising. It's really not as complicated as you think