> 2027
employment status: professionally unemployed
passive income? just LINK prints and god complex
every day some suit from a megabank hits me up like
“please sir, our node needs your blessed collateral”
I'm sprawled on a velvet couch in boxers and a kimono, 6 girlfriends feeding me grapes and bad ideas
mid-call of duty session, controller in one hand, phone in the other
“Yeah? BIS again? What do they want now, another 7 staked? Tell ‘em to beat the Swiss offer or get bent”
they offered me a villa, a diplomatic passport, and 2 ex-IMF analysts as personal assistants
told them I don’t get out of bed for less than triple digits APR
hung up, lit a cigar with my old college diploma, and whispered “never selling” to the void

>>60622314 (OP)
What does chainlink even do?

>>60622324
Nothing. It's all a LARP.
It can never reasonably sustain any price above $16 because of marketcap.

>>60622324
Solves the lambo problem

>>60622314 (OP)
Nobody cares anymore, man, nothing can hide the extreme unprofitability of this piece. Advertise something else. For example, the dildo you stick in your ass every night, imagining it's your girlfriend.

i won't let you keep me in this mind prison any longer
fuck chainlink
fuck the fabled "link marines"
i have my own life to live...

>>60622324
I just finished developing a small app for uni using Chainlink Keepers and VRF. It actually works and t*k*n is needed throughout all the functions that interact with Chainlink products.

>>60622314 (OP)
Kino post

>>60622899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4KCdo4NYI4

shoutout to all the latecucks in the back, had to take the bus to be here tonight

>>60622314 (OP)
Kek. Capped. God love you, you beautiful bastard. One day, inshillah, we will walk in the sun. This is going on my wall when I make it.

>>60622987
this ain't a thread for the broken hearted, stinkbag

>>60622324
it stops anyone from having a good bull market