animated videos that would appeal to little kids. WTF

it appears he's having some kind of flashbacks to watching the old gumby cartoon
reminds me of when ace ventura toured the mental asylum
but what's the deal here? isn't your product targeted at the world's largest institutions? what would they think of this

Bull flag

>>60625857 (OP)
how else are they supposed to get attention of the xrp buyers?

>>60625857 (OP)
>>60625866
>Chainlink catering to the IQ levels of its brain damaged audience.
Holy shit you can't make this shit up.

i love how even the loyal cult members are begging him to stop

>le serious project

yikes...at this point, most serious memecoins are more professional than chainlink

>>60625869
>how else are they supposed to get attention of the xrp buyers?

wait the xrp buyers are pedos?

i love that after he finished with gumby, he moved over to dubbing chainlink buzzwords into topgun clips, and then today produced this gem

>i know you're down 5 years straight and waiting on all of our product updates but here's a quick video of an old printer with some buzzwords guys

hahhahaha!

incredible entertainment... you almost have to respect how far chainlink goes to mock their cult.

Little Kids aka normies, crippletts and any retards who frequent this place and still can't understand it.

>>60625857 (OP)
>>60625866
>>60625881
>>60625922
bullish. only retarded projects pump in clownworld. looks like the CLL marketing team finally got the memo.

just bought more for the first time in a couple years.

>>60625902
no, retarded

ALWAYS GET A KICK OUT OF THIS LOSER'S TWITTER BIO OF BUILDING CHAINLINK SINCE DAY 1
THIS LITTLE TWERP HASN'T BUILT THE FIRST THING. TAKING SELFIES AND POSTING ON TWITTER ISN'T BUILDING, DUDE
GUY IS THE MOST UNQUALIFIED CL LABS EMPLOYEE BY A LONG SHOT. HE'S A NET NEGATIVE EMPLOYEE
YOU CAN TELL HES A LITTLE WEASEL BY THE FACT THAT HE USED TO BE A HARDCORE BERNIE SUPPORTER, CAMPAIGNING FOR HIM, ETC ETC. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HEEL TURNED AND STARTED LOVING TRUMP.

>>60626285
12 ruppees has been deposited into your account for the $link bullpost, keep printing durkesh

>>60625857 (OP)
Lonkie

>>60625857 (OP)
>>60625866
ok that's it. i'm selling my 20k stack

>>60625857 (OP)
This character needs to become a /biz/ meme, it's so funny.

>>60625922
>>60625881
>>60625866
>>60625857 (OP)
I refuse to believe that this is real
you guys are using AI slop to discredit the best project on the best social media site and I will be reporting you

>>60625866
>not using the best Gumby gal, Goo
>not even acknowledging Goo
>not confirming Goo's beauty
>not mentioning how anyone with a sensible and sensual mind would want to make love to Goo

>>60625857 (OP)
Wow it only took a $400k per year + options salary to make chris stop journeying to a new tropical destination for his run every morning and to reach the high heights of lazily creating some AI gifs.

>>60626509
LAZY FUCK HAS BEEN ON VACATION SINCE 2017
RUNNING ALL OVER THE WORLD ON BAGHOLDERS' DIMES
DUDE CONTRIBUTES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
NO SKILLS, NO TALENT, NO PERSONALITY. A TOTAL ZERO

Bought another 100. Fuddies stay mad.

>>60625857 (OP)
everyone in crypto over the age of 13 has been burned by this shitcoin so it makes sense they'd go after a fresh audience

>>60626874
this. this is disgusting. they're literally going after our children now. our kids. brainwashing them. where is the government to stop this??

>>60626548
"So anyway what's the deeeaaal with fuddies?! Have you guys heard about this..?"

>>60626548
It seems like a kind of unhealthy proposition for a BDSM initiation intended for children. It's scary but it's a little funny.

>>60625857 (OP)
>>60625866
>>60625881
you absolute braindead retards can not understand what world we are living in post 2016
logic and reasoning died, in this timeline you need such ridiculous tactics to appeal not only for the cattle but also the political elite

>>60626285
only based person ITT

>>60625866
>isn't your product targeted at the world's largest institutions? what would they think of this
the product is media that makes retail buy more tokens. this is their best guess as to what will make retail buy more tokens

>>60625857 (OP)
>>60625866
Its fudding itself now. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY START PUMPING NOW

congrats on the 4 years guys!

you paid for it

>>60626959
>you absolute braindead retards can not understand what world we are living in post 2016

-0.6% today
-75% since '21

>>60627264
>>60627274
The market doesn't care about fundamentals anymore.

>>60625902
always been

lmfao

isn't it crazy how chainlink went from having the smartest people in the space discussing it, to the largest group of retards in crypto acting out childlike fantasies

what a crazy difference a few years makes

>>60627285
>The market doesn't care about fundamentals anymore.

it never really did, bc there are none
except for maybe hyperliquid

>>60627330
>it never really did, bc there are none
kek so why are you here?

>>60625866

I haven't trusted Twitter posts without links anymore. So is this one actually real? Lmao

>>60627350
bro i couldn't make this shit up

https://x.com/ChrisBarrett/status/1944098035996242365

>>60625857 (OP)
The only ones putting out are all the HR roasties to Sergey.

>>60626548
>>60626886
Top kek.

>>60627409

Who was this Twitter post for? Lmao

Why is it this creepy LINKman mascot?

I'm assuming this wasn't an approved ad or anything its just Barrett making random stuff on Twitter.

I have my LINK bags and I know the tech is legit. Even still I can only imagine shilling LINK to my uncle or something, he does due diligence on his own, and comes across this.

Just think

>"Anon was so passionate about Chainlink, says its one of the few professional crypto companies with legitimate partnerships facilitating integrations between blockchain and well known traditional institutions. He swears its the future!" Anon's uncle thinks to himself.

>"Hmm Chris Barrett SENIOR DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS on Twitter. I'll see if there are updates I can share with anon to show him I put in effort and was actually listening. I want him to know I trust him!"

>Finds AI generated wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man tier ad video

>Closes tab and conveniently has to use the bathroom every time I even remotely mention crypto to him in the future

Its actually hilarious how bad it is

>>60627409
soo bullish marines lets go!

>>60626272
But Ripple does not have an official Rippleman.

>>60627409
HE'S AN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT.
CHRIS HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE POSITION HES IN. NO QUALIFICATIONS, NO TALENT, NO BRAINS. A TOTAL LIABILITY THAT BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE. WHEN WILL SERGEY WAKE THE FUCK UP AND KICK THIS LEECH TO THE CURB?

>>60627590
>the last thing you see before sergey unloads another 70M LINK to binance

>>60625857 (OP)
This is what ge's talking about

Chuddies BTFO

>>60627845
i'm not seeing the blue gumby in this picture
is he not speaking?

>>60627845
A LITERAL NOTHINGBURGER
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SPEECH, CONFERENCE, INTERVIEW FOR THE PAST HALF DECADE
CHRIS B HYPING UP ANOTHER EVENT WHERE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN 100% GUARANTEED. SAME SERGEY SONG AND DANCE. BUZZWORD BABBLE

>>60627865
>>60627861
Kek seethe more retards

>>60627590
>Who was this Twitter post for? Lmao
exactly

even worse they drag this kid to dc for all these "important" meetings
man i can't imagine people's reactions

you look over and he's roleplaying with action figures

>>60627867
CHRIS NEVER MATURED MENTALLY PAST THE AGE OF PROBABLY 14 OR 15
FUNNY ENOUGH, HE NEVER MATURED PHYSICALLY PAST THAT POINT EITHER
REMEMBER A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN HE THOUGHT ITD BE SO CUTE TO FOLLOW KANYE'S TREND OF POSTING IN ALL CAPS? WHAT A LOSER!
NO BUSINESS HAVING THE JOB HE HAS
LEADING ON THE COMMUNITY FOR YEARS AND YEARS WITH HYPED UP CRYPTIC TWITTER POSTS, THEN NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>60627867
>drag this kid to dc for all these "important" meetings
THIS CLOWN WAS COSPLAYING AS WOODY FROM TOY STORY IN CONGRESS.

>>60627883
seriously though why did he suddenly start larping as a cowboy?

>>60627845
>june 11 -13
>recycling news
lol classic

>>60627900
So then they already have the roadmap solidified. The entire first row are legislators and heads of the CFTC and the SEC

>>60627920
Israel and the IRS as well

>>60627845
NO, ITS JUST CL LABS LATCHING ONTO THE HOT ISSUES OF THE DAY. SAME WITH POR POST-SBF AND AI
THERE ARE BILLS IN CONGRESS BEING VOTED ON THIS WEEK, THATS WHY IT IS BEING CALLED CRYPTO WEEK
CL LABS, OF COURSE, TRYING THEIR DARNDEST TO MAKE EVERYONE BELIEVE THEY PLAYED A ROLE

>>60627930
Kek seething. Whos bright idea was it to introduce the proof of reserve bill then? Santa claus?

>>60627930
How are these legislations being crafted specifically in chainlinks favor saying utility tokens are not securities and the PoR bill.

Do you honestly think legislation just falls out of a coconut tree?

I REALLY WONDER HOW MUCH DOUGH CL LABS (YOU) HAVE WASTED GIVING CHRIS B AN EIGHT YEAR PAID VACATION?
HE BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE
FLIGHTS
HOTELS
FOOD
PER DIEM
ETC ETC
I BET IT'S EASILY IN THE HIGH SEVEN FIGURES AT THE POINT. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>60627934
HOW DUMB AND ILL-INFORMED ARE YOU
THE PROOF OF ACT WAS JUST REINTRODUCED TWO MONTHS AGO. THAT ISN'T THE BILL THAT'S BEING VOTED ON, DUMMY. IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE CONVERSATION, BEST IF YOU KEEP QUIET AND STAND IN THE CORNER

>>60627944
No no he's very important to CLL labs. His actual job responsibilities listed on chain.link are making chuddies seethe on a daily basis

>>60627952
>me me me me begging the question me me me me answer my question me me me

>>60627953
THE FACT THAT YOU USE THE WORD "CHUDDIES" TELLS ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW.
GROW UP, KID

>>60627971
Uh ohhhh

>https://www.theblock.co/post/157477/crypto-vcs-execs-gave-thousands-to-sen-cynthia-lummis-in-2022s-second-quarter

>>60627971
Text - S.954 - 119th Congress (2025-2026): BITCOIN Act of 2025 | Congress.gov | Library of Congress https://share.google/bIppy2VQ1hulclsWG

>>60627977
WOW EMPLOYEES OF CHAINLINK LABS DONATED TO A PRO CRYTPO SENATOR'S CAMPAIGN.
MORE BREAKING NEWS AT 11!
GOD YOU ARE ONE DUMB, SLOW SOB!
OH, AND CHECKED

>>60627988
>me me me me begging the question me me me me answer my question me me me

>>60627926
>charles isn't repping his own company in front of dc

>>60625857 (OP)
its over

>>60628007
Charles is too busy doing farm labor and going on sigma alpha male podcasts to answer the hard hitting questions like WHY WAS A HARD FORK NEEDED CHARLES?

He will do a backflip for you on stage instead of answering questions about his scam chain

>>60625857 (OP)
meanwhile...

>>60628051
YOU DO REALIZE THAT TWITTER ACCOUNT IS JUST TEN 3RD WORLDERS POSTING FROM THEIR HUT, RIGHT?

>>60628051
Just imagine if any of these people ever had to pay for services. $1000 is fud.

>>60628121
You do realize that if you own no link them soon you will be the 3rd worlder. Some dude in a slum will be richer than you you jugoslav or whatever you are.
Obviously you have nothing or you wouldn't seeth and dilated here.
Chainlink has the Oracle monopoly and Swift. The chart looks nice sitting at a comfortable top 10 crypto marketcap with a lot of potential

>>60628203
HOW NEW ARE YOU, KIDDO?

>>60628216
>me me me me begging the question me me me me answer my question me me me im very important answer me me me

>>60626886
Nice

>>60625857 (OP)
Oh my fucking god this would be the cherry on top of the shit cake that is this messy fucking disgusting clown timeline. Chainlink pivoting into memecoins. They've already partnered up with a few of them, offering their services to them and the like. God fucking imagine if they were JUST out of touch enough to offer NFTs to their mouth breathing, obese, delusional league of fanboys. It'd be grand.
>>60625881
PFTTTTHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. Can't decide if I should keep buying more Angels and Pepe with sol or hold on to it to wait for Link to release their own 'project' :^)

>>60625857 (OP)

I bought some link a couple of years ago
I wanted to be part of the gang
and be able to take part in the collective groaning and rending of garments
and I must say, I have not been disappointed
one day I may even break even
who am I kidding

>>60626497
posts like these belong on /biz/

>>60625857 (OP)
Groomers. Mark my words the character will come out as a tranny

>>60625857 (OP)
are they just using some AI video generator? Chainlink is a useless project just like every other crypto project, they will continue wasting money and fumbling around hoping they one day stumble on becoming something useful, never gonna happen, just a long slow road to zombie project status.

>>60626285
If you step in dogshit while walking down the street, is that bullish for Chainlink too?
Jesus Christ.

TOTAL LOSERS LIKE CHRIS AND RORY NEVER LEAVE WHILE ACTUAL EMPLOYEES WITH TALENT AND BRAINS ARE FLEEING

>>60627934
>Kek seething. Whos bright idea was it to introduce the proof of reserve bill then? Santa claus?

this bill goes back a few years fyi
i believe 2023

the fact that you think chainlink is sitting down with the attorneys drafting is so cute and hilarious

>>60630945
true, they wouldn't be able to get hired anywhere else

could you imagine steve jobs coming up behind an employee's computer pre product launch, and they're sitting there giggling making gumby videos

hed have rat boy in tears

imagine a company of chrises and rorys lol chainlink is toast