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Anonymous ID: bfLUU3RO
7/14/2025, 8:37:19 PM No.60627154
Bust_of_Satoshi_Nakamoto_in_Budapest
Bust_of_Satoshi_Nakamoto_in_Budapest
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Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?
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Anonymous ID: eMvwp7jE
7/14/2025, 8:39:34 PM No.60627178
Sergey Nazarov
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Anonymous ID: jqMeOM3K
7/14/2025, 8:40:04 PM No.60627181
CIA
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7/14/2025, 8:40:13 PM No.60627183
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Anonymous ID: H29Tzo4+
7/14/2025, 8:41:25 PM No.60627188
Me. AMA before I go back into hiding.

Proof: aye its me, Satoshi Nakamoto.
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Anonymous ID: 605L7jEf
7/14/2025, 8:42:08 PM No.60627192
a nigger
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Anonymous ID: 1fJfUNLw
7/14/2025, 8:43:57 PM No.60627200
inb4 israel claims its them and sues for the satoshi wallets
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7/14/2025, 8:45:23 PM No.60627210
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>>60627154 (OP)
Anonymous ID: lehd6OLJ
7/14/2025, 8:46:15 PM No.60627215
>>60627154 (OP)
SN = SN
Anonymous ID: FKlUNPKR
7/14/2025, 8:48:24 PM No.60627227
>>60627154 (OP)
J.R.B
Anonymous ID: T71ANjPx
7/14/2025, 8:49:31 PM No.60627235
Probably the Central Intelligence Agency
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Anonymous ID: iclcB3ST
7/14/2025, 8:54:25 PM No.60627269
Arthur Britto is one of them, dunno about the other 3.
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Anonymous ID: dIL362TG
7/14/2025, 8:58:40 PM No.60627302
>>60627154 (OP)
Hal Finney
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Anonymous ID: VpNMaH0C
7/14/2025, 8:59:08 PM No.60627307
>>60627154 (OP)
it me :)
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Anonymous ID: BzeowD/z
7/14/2025, 8:59:30 PM No.60627311
shinchan_6
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>>60627154 (OP)
In a quiet suburb of Kasukabe, beneath the chaos of crayon drawings and snack crumbs, lived a five-year-old boy with a secret deeper than his love for Chocobi—Shinnosuke Nohara, better known as Shin Chan, was the real Satoshi Nakamoto.

It all began when Hiroshi accidentally brought home an old laptop from the office. Hidden behind his giggles and pants-dropping antics, Shin Chan spent late nights typing cryptic code while Hima slept beside him. Inspired by his dog Shiro’s bone-burying habits, Shin Chan designed a digital way to “bury” currency—Bitcoin.

He used the name “Satoshi Nakamoto” as a joke—‘Satoshi’ like the genius in his favorite anime, and ‘Nakamoto’ because it sounded cool. No one suspected a preschooler with a bowl cut and no filter could engineer a monetary revolution.

Once the whitepaper was published, Shin Chan returned to cartoons and mischief, occasionally giggling when the news mentioned Bitcoin. “Heh... I just wanted more allowance.”

When the NSA and crypto forums launched global hunts for Nakamoto, they never imagined he was building sandcastles with Masao and scaring teachers with fart jokes. After all, what better disguise for a genius than being really annoying?

And so, the world kept spinning—richer, digital, and none the wiser.
Anonymous ID: wp30ak4Y
7/14/2025, 9:00:51 PM No.60627318
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>>60627188
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>>60627307
all wrong
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Anonymous ID: y98Xc1xL
7/14/2025, 9:10:24 PM No.60627357
buttcoins were created by the shadow govt as a means to control the upcoming decentralized future and you all bought it hook line and sinker like the good little slaves that you are
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7/14/2025, 9:12:54 PM No.60627377
>>60627154 (OP)
It's probably the Canadian cryptographer James A. Donald.
Anonymous ID: 60pgS7fy
7/14/2025, 9:56:26 PM No.60627602
>>60627154 (OP)
Jesus
Anonymous ID: +NFEO3kg
7/14/2025, 9:58:31 PM No.60627617
>>60627154 (OP)
Dr. Reverend Craig Steven Wright, PHD
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Anonymous ID: TVD/bC4j
7/14/2025, 10:06:41 PM No.60627663
>>60627154 (OP)
I am
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7/14/2025, 10:08:25 PM No.60627667
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>>60627318
> what is an ICANN whois archive?
go verify the details for yourself

>>60627617
here's the real retard
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Anonymous ID: qvMwGv2n
7/14/2025, 10:10:31 PM No.60627675
>>60627154 (OP)
jesus christ
Anonymous ID: j+e4R31/
7/14/2025, 10:14:41 PM No.60627695
>>60627154 (OP)
Ayy lmaos
not even kidding, if you were an alien trying to destroy the world economy, bitcoin is exactly what you'd unleash on an unsuspecting humanity after they invent the internet
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Anonymous ID: 0443hvNd
7/14/2025, 10:28:40 PM No.60627756
>>60627154 (OP)
who built that monument?
Anonymous ID: VYqPd5Le
7/14/2025, 10:57:50 PM No.60627882
>>60627183
>>60627667
Low IQ. Your ICAAN story is bullshit.

https://domaininvesting.com/story-behind-bitcoins-com-domain-name/

It was not owned by Mark in 2000. Liar.
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Anonymous ID: HCiyfnnU
7/14/2025, 11:16:30 PM No.60627969
>>60627154 (OP)
Craig wright :)
Anonymous ID: NxPx845j
7/14/2025, 11:20:45 PM No.60627980
>>60627154 (OP)
Charles Hoskinson and Sergey Nazarov (not his real name btw)
Anonymous ID: shMPZjg1
7/14/2025, 11:21:58 PM No.60627985
>>60627695
If you're an alien trying to destroy the world economy you just tell them to print more.
Anonymous ID: cExns2gE
7/14/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.60627994
>>60627154 (OP)
Satoshi is on the Epstein list, that is why they won't release it.
Anonymous ID: v5q4EIeV
7/14/2025, 11:24:32 PM No.60627998
>>60627154 (OP)
Its Adam Back. But i wish it wasnt him because he is a masive twat
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Anonymous ID: GwpTUxCQ
7/15/2025, 12:21:17 AM No.60628241
3 21 m
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Anonymous ID: bEmBJrJX
7/15/2025, 12:27:02 AM No.60628261
>>60627882
That sounds like a completely made up story
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Anonymous ID: bEmBJrJX
7/15/2025, 12:29:25 AM No.60628275
>>60628261
Satoshi = intelligence
Nakamoto = middle-origin
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Anonymous ID: VYqPd5Le
7/15/2025, 12:34:53 AM No.60628298
>>60628261
>>60628275
It's verifiable on the ICAAN records, low IQ retard.

Low IQ retard thinks Satoshi, a guy who invented a new currency system, and wrote a groundbreaking whitepaper, is some ugly low iq Jew who lost a bunch of people's Bitcoin.

Yes, bro! Satoshi, who believed in decentralisation, went onto to build a Bitcoin Centralised Exchange! Despite mining Bitcoin and having knowledge of it from the beginning! He needed to go and launch an exchange!

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and leave this board.
Anonymous ID: zD8OT/D5
7/15/2025, 12:46:43 AM No.60628356
>>60627154 (OP)
AI from the future that passed through a singularity created by a rift in the time space continuum caused by to the collapse of an artificially created gravity well engine (black hole zero point energy generator) circa the middle of the 23rd century which was a project founded jointly by Basilisk Consortium and one other shadow group that had completed a corporate merger with a Proxima Centauri based firm.
Anonymous ID: rhTwylU1
7/15/2025, 12:55:27 AM No.60628388
>>60627695
So aliens release a failed global currency to crash the economy how exactly.
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Anonymous ID: zD8OT/D5
7/15/2025, 12:59:10 AM No.60628406
>>60628388
Because by the mid 23rd century, the engine required to mine the future quantum dimensional variant of BTC creates a rift in the universe when it implodes on itself.
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7/15/2025, 12:59:56 AM No.60628410
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>>60627154 (OP)
Everyone except Craig S. Wright?
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Anonymous ID: zD8OT/D5
7/15/2025, 1:00:29 AM No.60628412
>>60628410
Whos this semen demon
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Anonymous ID: 1RdBIrku
7/15/2025, 1:04:38 AM No.60628427
>>60628412
Nobody knows properly, seems the video has also been scraped from the internet.

But if you want to try searching google for Craig S. Wright
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Anonymous ID: zD8OT/D5
7/15/2025, 1:06:20 AM No.60628437
>>60628427
lol I know who he is. I meant the chick on the gif!!!
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Anonymous ID: 1RdBIrku
7/15/2025, 1:08:04 AM No.60628443
>>60628437
wait, you know who it is? tell me please
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Anonymous ID: zD8OT/D5
7/15/2025, 1:09:52 AM No.60628455
>>60628443
I don’t know who she is but where can I find a robowaifu that looks like that
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Anonymous ID: gcfI379D
7/15/2025, 1:22:26 AM No.60628505
>>60627998
It's pretty much provably Adam Back. And that answer is so boring everybody just ignores it.
Anonymous ID: 1RdBIrku
7/15/2025, 1:50:08 AM No.60628588
>>60628455
i found out who it is
Anonymous ID: q0T0679R
7/15/2025, 2:14:30 AM No.60628669
>>60627154 (OP)
汝は彼。
彼は汝。
Anonymous ID: ju9U58Ac
7/15/2025, 2:42:41 AM No.60628806
>>60627154 (OP)
who gives a shit
bitcoin goes brrrrr
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Anonymous ID: 8CxIjZ8w
7/15/2025, 2:50:57 AM No.60628840
>>60627154 (OP)
I like how they made him wearing a wizard robe
Anonymous ID: lr2CB+KB
7/15/2025, 2:53:00 AM No.60628849
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we are
Anonymous ID: lr2CB+KB
7/15/2025, 2:54:00 AM No.60628852
>>60627183
A jew wouldn't create a hedge against central banks.
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7/15/2025, 2:57:08 AM No.60628863
>>60627154 (OP)
HE IS THE FRONT MAN OF SQUID GAME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous ID: lg6kSCO4
7/15/2025, 2:57:44 AM No.60628866
>>60627154 (OP)
Hal fin boy and Adam blacked
Nick Szabro too
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Anonymous ID: UzE2xWc+
7/15/2025, 3:06:18 AM No.60628891
>>60627154 (OP)
"was", not "is".

Len Sassaman was Satoshi Nakamoto.

Len had the weird habit of throwing in Britishisms in his speech and writing, just like Satoshi Nakamoto.

Len was the only major cypherpunk of that era who publicly ignored Bitcoin -- exactly what someone who was terrified of getting ack'ed by the NSA would do to make sure he wasn't their #1 suspect.

Len committed suicide a few months after the other devs drove Satoshi Nakamoto away from the Bitcoin software development team by rejecting his proposals.

There are a lot more reasons to believe Len was Satoshi. Do some searches and you'll turn up long articles about the comparisons.
Anonymous ID: UzE2xWc+
7/15/2025, 3:09:01 AM No.60628907
>>60628412
>he doesn't recognize Boxxy
Well, at least I think it's Boxxy. Not really certain.
Anonymous ID: UzE2xWc+
7/15/2025, 3:10:02 AM No.60628914
>>60628806
ur mom's vibrator goes brrrrrr
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7/15/2025, 3:11:39 AM No.60628920
>>60627154 (OP)
Peter Schiff
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7/15/2025, 3:22:13 AM No.60628946
>>60628866
This. Hal, Back and Szabro are the Satoshi trinity.
Anonymous ID: ZNE29Iqj
7/15/2025, 5:10:33 AM No.60629359
Yall are all retarded.

It is VERY well known at this point that Satoshi Nakamoto is Yonatan Sompolinsky

It isn't even a debate at this point

Get with the times and get off this dead board.