im literally pic rel. on my bed seething about my maccuck job and wanting to kill people as revenge fantasy. how do i change this? i dont even care about being rich, 600, even 500 euro monthly would be good enough for me. i just dont wanna deal with bs anymore. im thinking about asking to be fired tomorrow, but jesus is in my head trying to give me wisdom to not go through with it, and resist the urge a little bit longer. one of my friend suggested dealing drugs, but i think he is way off. is there something in crypto? e-commerce? food delivery? whatever i can do? i wanna hear opinions

>>60627708 (OP)
If you go the drug route then learn chemistry and make drugs. The money is much better and you can pick who your clients are for the most part. Also, lease your car. Just in case.

Scam boomers (in Minecraft)

>>60627716
>lease your car. Just in case.
why that? to avoid tracking?
im not really wanting to follow the drug route tho lol, but its actually quite incredible that the universe seems to be conspiring for me to take this route. Not even a month ago: i was lurking the dark web for "fun" to see what weird shit I could find in there(i kinda regret doing that) and one of the first results was drug production. I didnt click the link, but that shit got me curious, im not gonna lie. But the most absurd is that not even a week ago some nigga messaged me asking if I sold weed, and he said a friend of mine recomended me to him because i supposedly knew something(i dont). now my friend telling me to join in.

>>60627721
i thought about ai online girlfriends or real women agency(like andrew tate), onlyfans type scam, but i dont know

>>60627708 (OP)
>im literally pic rel
Just hit the gym or start running unironically.

>>60627793
It's hard to track down the labware if you live in America but not impossible. Buy your precursors slowly and most of what you use for reactions can be reused hundreds of times so once you have the base reagents you're good. The lease comment was in case you get busted, they can't take your car (check your state) if it's leased. They will try everything. Good luck anon.

>>60627813
>It's hard to track down the labware if you live in America but not impossible.
i dont tho. western europe, yuropoor
>Buy your precursors slowly and most of what you use for reactions can be reused hundreds of times so once you have the base reagents you're good.
ok
>The lease comment was in case you get busted, they can't take your car (check your state) if it's leased.
ok i will see into that. or maybe i will just buy a cheapfuck 90s car

>>60627799
gym or running will not solve anything. i already do calisthenics btw

>>60627708 (OP)
Get a different regular job that doesn't make you want to kys. If you have drivers licence you could deliver parcels for DPD or some similar company, heck you could just deliver mail, some small/medium bicycle repair shop. Working in most stores/mcgoyslop type places is one of the worst things you could do, think outside of places where there are 6 gorrilion people a day churning over.

>>60627708 (OP)
learn a trade or go to college in something like nursing or engineering. get rich quick schemes are more probably than not going to end in you being deeper in the hole than you are now, and still working at mcdonalds.

>>60627848
>Get a different regular job that doesn't make you want to kys.
i cant tho. i dont want a "regular" job anymore. im tired of dealing with psycho managements and entitled customers
>If you have drivers licence
i do, i dont know about delivering parcel but I will look into it

>>60627840
Something pre-infotainment is best just make sure it's not so unreliable you wind up stranded with a trunk full of dirty labware and a k-9. Kek.

>>60627857
>go to college
i already do, but this shit takes time, i want things for yesterday. also diplomas arent worth anything anymore.
>get rich quick schemes are more probably than not going to end in you being deeper in the hole than you are now, and still working at mcdonalds.
i dont think selling drugs modestly or delivering food like the pajeets are "get rich quick" schemes.

>>60627889
fine. go sell drugs. enjoy your muscular black prison husband.

>>60627885
ok lol

>>60627899
where i live prison isnt overrun by blacks lol. also some months or a year in prison is preferable to continue wagecucking, prison unironically has nice conditions, shit they even eat 3 meals a day...

>>60627914
if i had your outlook on life, i'd kms. you sound miserable and mentally ill.

>>60627874
>i cant tho. i dont want a "regular" job anymore. im tired of dealing with psycho managements and entitled customers
Well there always be these types of people, but depending on the work you do you can minimise contact with them. It's kinda hard knowing what like/don't like doing on a mongolian throat singing forum, but think about about the type of things you hate/can deal with(i.e. working alone or in a team, 9-5 or shifts) and use that for filtering. You could also try feeding this info to chatgpt and ask for profession suggestions. As another anon mentioned, trades could be a good bet. One last suggestion that came to mind, you could get a licence for operating tractors or other agricultural machinery and do harvesting, ploving or other types of farm land jobs with machinery, that would also be mostly working by yourself or in a very small team, working hours during harvest season would be long and mostly by yourself, new tractors have A/C, stereo, comperd to working for mccucks and listening to karens all day it would be a complete oposite.

>>60627939
I'm honeposting, I don't have a stroke but man I missed some words to make coherent sentences

>>60627708 (OP)
I'm going to give you a life hack. It worked for me with no college education, and snowballed into a comfy career. If you don't know basic PC shit like:

>Windows key + E opens explorer
or
>Windows key + D minimizes all open windows
or
>Windows key + R opens Run and you can type appwiz.cpl to open apps and features

then go on youtube and watch some basic windows videos, if you do know all this already, then congrats! You are capable of applying to any office IT support role. Boomers and marketing chicks don't know shit about computers. Do you know how many people were mind blown by these simple tricks? Bonus points if you can use adobe, or Sharepoint. But, seriously you don't need to know much. Most problems can be resolved with a reboot, update, or a google search.

Now for the hard part, you need to have the gift of gab, just be fucking normal and smell good and your career will thrive.

>>60627932
>if i had your outlook on life, i'd kms
i wish i had the courage to do it anon :(
>you sound miserable and mentally ill.
miserable? yes. mentally ill? maybe, i think i have schizophrenia.
but if you met me irl, you would probably say im a positive, even funny person. i hide my feelings well, and to be honest, i dont wanna be negative, but wagecucking makes this nearly impossible

>>60627939
getting this agricultural machinery license would take time, as I said, i need something for yesterday. agriculture also pays horrendously bad where i live, and is also run by small families mostly, so there isnt much jobs, unless you go look for some giga feudal lord nigga

>>60627954
bro i think these types of opportunity doesnt exist anymore, since evrybody has access to chatgpt and that shit solves/explains evrything

>>60627954
By his posts it seemed that he explicitly doesn't want to deal with stupid people on a daily basis, in support he will be doing it all the time. IT support can be pretty kino, but sometimes you get fed up dealing with retards that can't turn on the computer or monitor.

>>60628009
Fuck jannies

>>60628008
Oh but they still do, AI is gunning mostly for code monkeys now and the average office pc user is too stupid to properly use chat to solve his problem

>>60628008
Yes they do. If that was the case they would fire my department, yet, here I am. Most people don't even know of ChatGPT, and if they did, they're to stupid to put IT questions in it. I mean, they weren't googling it before, why would they ChatGPT now?

You're giving people too much credit.

>>60627914
>months or a year in prison is preferable
Months or a year? drug trafficking? Manufacturing? are you fucking retarded? you'll ruin your life, having made absolutely fucking nothing. your iq is glaringly obvious from your posts. get a grip, and get a trade

>>60628036
This. If you have been in prison for drug charges or similar crimes you will have much harder time getting a job and a lot of opportunities won't exist anymore and in the worst case you can get fucked up by other inmates or their influence in one way or another.

Just spent fucking ages typing a really heartfelt reply and 4 chan is adamant that its spam. Fuck this shit. In short, bro, find a self employed sales job and teach your brain to associate effort with reward. Its like a game and get fun once you figure it out. Good luck

>>60628036
>Months or a year? drug trafficking? Manufacturing?
I obviously wouldnt start with crack, cocaine or breaking bad type of shit, the production and selling of cannabis is a 5 month to a 1 year prison sentence where i live for example

Also, ignore the children telling you to sell drugs, im old as fuck and can categorically assure you you will either get your head kicked in or you'll get pinched. Plus telegram has dominated the markets. You arent going to take a chunk off the Albanians.

>>60628075
>self employed sales job
this still has to deal with peoples/customers bullshit, but i will look more into it

>>60628100
you have to be underage or mentally retarded. get off the drug train of thought for your own benefit. the cops/prison system is a business that seeks retards like you so it can justify its funding

>>60628100
You need a new job yesterday, but setting up and growing weed for 4 to 8 months without any profit and spending money on equpiment and elecricty isn't a fucking problem? Have you ever sold weed, do you have a plug to start dealing while you grow? It's not that simple, you have to develop your client base, deal with bigger dealer screwing you over not to mention if your dealer get's busted you are out of supply and it's possible to get ratted out. To make a living out of it you need to buy and sell proper amount, droping 30G(you get fucked if they catch you with this sort of amount or god forbid more) isn't that simple if you don't have clients and will net you ~220-260€ profit depending on local pricing etc. There can also be periods when you just can't unload it. This is at best extra income with pretty shit risk.

>>60628124
Yeah man, but, weirdly, sales managers can be alright. They earn commission on your work and they all know they need you to be happy to make them money. Customers are different, yeah, they suck. But if you're selling them something they either want or need they will be much less cunty than they are to a cashier.

Depending what country you're in, look for products that enjoy government subsidies, like green energy products. Entry level shit like loft insulation or solar. You'll only need to do a year or so before you have the skills and attitude to move into something more fun. The important point i wanna labour is teaching your brain to link effort and reward. Best thing I ever did.

>>60627708 (OP)
gayforpay

>>60628136
>the cops/prison system is a business that seeks retards like you so it can justify its funding
well, im another retard that will justify their funding then!
this is the only path i can take right now, from what im seeing, its hopeless. work semi independantly, sell shit only to trusted people, me and my friends can use some at weekends. and thats it. fixes everything, including my possible advancing schizophrenia through cannabis treatment.

>>60628176
hahah, did not imagine this advice coming from you, Mr. Europoor!

>>60628176
hahah, did not imagine this advice coming from you, Mr. Europoor! Not saying you are incorrect, just saying I didn't know you have a mind for this stuff.

>>60628176
>You need a new job yesterday, but setting up and growing weed for 4 to 8 months without any profit and spending money on equpiment and elecricty isn't a fucking problem?
i could work for another dealer, i already know a guy that knows a guy. i could literally start tomorrow, and i would already arrive with clients btw

>>60628194
I'm full of suprises

>>60627708 (OP)
literally just wait for a -10% btc "crash", 10x long it and sell it all in october. its not that complicated

>>60628181
>and they all know they need you to be happy to make them money.
i wish more managers were like this
>But if you're selling them something they either want or need they will be much less cunty than they are to a cashier.
true
>move into something more fun
like what?
>teaching your brain to link effort and reward
i already feel i have that in mind

>>60628209
I suggest you stay out of it, it's like a shitcoin gamble and Saars want to redeem, finacially speaking

>>60628235
i hear your suggestion, and i understand it, but the path is taken, the die is cast

>>60628231
McDonald's managers arent really managers, they just the people who lasted longer than you. Sales managers are mostly cringe but will "be your best friend" if you make them money, you're more like their customer than their employee. If you're shit they will drop you quickly, which also isn't a bad thing as you won't end up wasting your own time.

And after a year or so, if you put the work in and figure the psychology of it out then you can have one of the only remaining desirable skill sets. AI is taking everything other than human trust and complex interpersonal interaction. Then you can start selling marketing packages for video game companies or luxury hotel brands or whatever it is you young cunts enjoy.

If i was staring out again id sell re-settlent plans to degenerate boomers moving to Thailand.

>>60628299
>McDonald's managers arent really managers, they just the people who lasted longer than you.
yeah, and they are all anxiety driven psychos it seems.
>If i was staring out again id sell re-settlent plans to degenerate boomers moving to Thailand.
lol ok this sounds cool
but where do i find this kinda of job? on normal internet job finding sites, like indeed?

>>60628327
Ha, I doubt it. Do a year or 2 of whatever random sales jobs you can find in your area and let them pay you to figure out how it all works.

>>60628336
fuck that shit then, my area has nothing

>>60628348
If there is people living where you live then there is definitely sales jobs. If not then you should move out of whatever weird little mountain-hut community you've found yourself stranded in.

Actually, you work in McDonald's right. Its developed enough for that then there will be, swimming pools that need pumps or roofs that need insulation. Just Google "commission sales jobs (your area)"

>>60628383
Ok then, i will look into that

I have a somewhat random suggestion but it might work for you, try to get a job as a custodian in an elderly people home.

Usually the pay is decent for an unskilled job if it’s a large company with many facilities and the work is easy. Elderly people are easy to be around.

Other than that others have suggested some nice ones, package delivery if you can handle pressure and stress. Bus/tram/train driver is very nice but you’ll need training. Hotel receptionist at night is the easiest job where you can usually spend time on your phone and get paid, same with security.

If there is something that interests you that has higher earning potential but requires some sort of education I would say pursue that if you are young. Good luck.