>>60633928 (OP)Buy Pepe, Angels, Avi, ALL of it. Distribute the money evenly in a 50% chunk, the other 50% going to Bitcoin the moment you can get a good position in. Unironically these coins are the only ones that do anything anymore. If you buy alts enjoy those 2+ pumps after two weeks of megashart 30% dumps.
>>60633942This shit is not as safe and sound as it looks like btw, Bitcoin can still shit the bed big time. All it takes is for one of these jewish megacorporations investing into it now following on daddy BlackCock's footsteps to go "nah we dont like this shit anymore xD" for BTC to drop to 80k or so.