Putting aside all the normie advice you can easily find on google, what should you do if you win the lottery?

Should you immediately sign the ticket with your name?
Should you not sign the ticket so you can claim it through a trust?

Should you have a well known lottery lawyer or a lawyer who's never done a lottery win help you claim the prize?
Should you try to claim it on your own?
Would you be worried about not having full autonomy over all your money / it being "stolen" from you?

How would you ensure your safety after winning the lottery if you lived in a state which doesn't allow you to claim your prize anonymously?

Do you think it matters how much money or connections someone has prior to winning the lottery?
What would you do if you were a homeless person and you won the lottery? would it be any different then if you were in your current situation now and won? If yes how so?

>>60635806 (OP)
Staying anonymous is the top priority, against friends and family in particular.

I write this often on here: It's not 2010 anymore. There are working medical treatments, but they are expensive and not paid by insurance. So within a few years, you will encounter several situations where a friend or family has a terminal disease that could be cured with 30% chance for a measly 250k. Or some other life-threatening situation, like a failing business. So you would have to defend your wealth against a dying close one, with all the others knowing. If you do spend the money, the others will come for it, too, and a few diseases later, your wealth will be gone.

This could be pulled off with a billion, if you have a smaller friends & family circle. But even then, the expectation would be to share it as you don't need it.

TLDR: You can not be friends with people poorer than you.

>>60635832
If you wouldn't give every penny to save a 'loved one' anyway then you're a fucking monster and probably don't have any.

>>60635832
Can't you just say no? Or would you be worried they'd tell others you won like blackmail

A couple months after the jackpot is won it seems like the press totally dies down and no one cares anymore

Also if you win a billion after taxes and lump sum fees you'll really get like 300 million dollars

What about if you want a particular gf who's poorer then you? What are you supposed to say when she asks what you do for a living or whatever

Also I agree you shouldn't give 250 thousand to a friend to save their life because you can just donate that 250 thousand dollars to against malaria foundation or animal charity evaluators instead and save dozens of lives

>>60635837
im not paying anything so my 90 year old gran can live to 92

>>60635837
I don't have any loved ones and I don't think I've ever had one but I'd like to have one like a wife and kids
But until I've had one I don't know what I would or wouldn't do to save them

>>60635832
Or you could send your loved one to a non-ZOG country and get his treatments for 1/10 that price.

>>60635852
>his treatments

No

Bump

>>60635806 (OP)
I heard the best way to claim it would be to claim it through a trust and not you individually. If you sign your name on it then people will just try to sue you and get legal fees out of you. I also heard that when you win people will basically do the mob window trick on you.

>>60635892

Can't you hire security it's only like a million a year for 24/7 armed protection plus you can buy multiple houses

So for claiming it through a trust how can you trust the lawyer?

>>60635846
Reality is more like 53 year old brother. 20% of American men don't live to 65, so one third or more are gravely ill in their 50s. Pre vax stats.

>>60635837
Crypto's fixed supply and no paying users, it's only about taking from others. We are monsters anyways. I didn't invent it, I just wing it.

>>60635844
Pay for escorts, use STD protection. If you require a wife, get a rich hag with a very thought out marriage contract. But you have to cut ties to your family unless you have become uber rich and can easily satisfy their genetic and cultural urges. And even then, it would be a shit show. By far the best solution is to keep it a secret. Officially you are the property manager for an unknown greedy foreign investor who never visits his investment estate. You get to live there in exchange for a lower wage, that's why you are broke. I knew a rich guy who held this position, even for the tax man. The fund that owned his villa & park was his own through the meme seven layers of bullshit, but no one knew, I just found out because I'm a sneaky fuck.

>>60635896
Yes but not every lottery is the big one. Things like cash 5 and a handful of other games are only 500k.

>>60635892
>mob window trick
Can we learn something here?

>>60635899
I really want a poor woman my age in her twenties who has college debt and makes like 50k a year

>>60635806 (OP)
>What would you do if you were a homeless person and you won the lottery? would it be any different then if you were in your current situation now and won? If yes how so?
Yes. I would buy a home.

>>60635902
Sure. I saw on the 'lottery changed my life' show that a fabricated group of "journalists" would nonstop harass the winner and in return someone would be ready on stand by to become your personal security guard. then at that point they can basically do whatever they want to you.

in november of 2023 i was one number away from being the single winner of a billion dollar jackpot.
instead, i got 32k after taxes. nice win, but still very bittersweet.

>>60635923
You should have bought all 25/26 red balls and for each one play the same five white numbers

That's only about fifty dollars and it'd take you like ten minutes to buy it

>>60635919
Interesting. So the remedy is to fake being trans, film it all and sue them for sexual harassment.

>>60635923
They should use UUIDs to avoid this. Having a proximity measure of lottery ticket IDs is an unnecessary feature.

>>60635949
What do those acronyms stand for

>>60635832
Just stab your family in the neck now anyway, they're about to ask for something

>>60635837
It's not just YOUR "loved one"(s), it's every fucking lazy beggar on the entire planet all showing up to your doorstep demanding that you pay for THEIR loved ones' treatments too. And their tranny surgery. And their dog's cancer treatment. And a new car for them.

>>60635932
>>60635896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lZsYP6muX0
>9:54
not the exact example i was looking for, but just the fact that there will be people looking to sue and claim that they should get some of those winnings.

>>60635963
High risk transaction with not much benefit, one of them could become rich. Again, I did not invent this system, I just navigate it for survival. I don't need much, but until I have my basics met, I'm not a broken automaton like the rich who need more without reason, I just must do what it takes to get shelter and food.

What's the point of winning the lottery if I can't buy and own slaves?

>>60635806 (OP)
There's a pretty good, very long, discussion of what you must do to protect yourself in the event of a huge lottery win. It might have originated on Plobbit or it might have originated elsewhere -- there used to be some dickwad on AR15.com who claimed he wrote it, but that website is 90% regurgitated content from Plobbit even though they pretend they wrote everything themselves.

Anyway, basic idea is:
* walk into any major biglaw office and demand to speak to a partner in the Wills/Trusts/Estates department.
* see if you can collect the money anonymously in your state
* if so, get the law firm to handle cashing in your winnings and put everything into a trust fund
* if not, wait until the end of the redemption period when the news media's obsessive excitement over the huge win has been forgotten, then with as little fanfare as possible, cash it and put everything into a trust fund
* partition the money so that you have some you can spend on fun, some you can spend on relatives, and 80% of the money left in long-term trust accounts that you cannot touch without going through the law firm
* immediately leave your area so that the leeches and scam artists and psychos cannot hunt you down and kidnap you

> Whittaker quickly became the subject of a number of financial stalkers, who would lurk at his regular breakfast hideout and accost him with suggestions for how to spend his money. They were unemployed. No, an interview tomorrow morning wasn't good enough. They needed cash NOW. Perhaps they had a sure-fire business plan. Their daughter had cancer. A niece needed dialysis. Needless to say, Whittaker stopped going to his breakfast haunt. Eventually, they began ringing his doorbell. Sometimes in the early morning. Before long he was paying off-duty deputies to protect his family.

>>60636002
>* if not, wait until the end of the redemption period when the news media's obsessive excitement over the huge win has been forgotten, then with as little fanfare as possible, cash it and put everything into a trust fund
Media love a late claim story, and they automatically poll the PR streams of lotteries anyways. Claim to be trans jewish and threaten them to sue because of the foreseeable public harassment if they don't make an exception for you and keep it private.

>>60636044
Just call >>60636002
A lottery lawyer like the guy in the OP

Bump

>>60636086

>>60636111
This is amazing

>>60635954
User's User IDentification.

>>60636399
I still don't understand you don't need to show id to buy a ticket

>>60636432
It's just a collision-free identifier for the lottery ticket that is not ordered or similar to others. Jeez, can't you look that up? Does a Black woman need to explain everything to you White devils?

>>60636446
Oh so the numbers aren't allowed to be too similar to other numbers? But then quick picks aren't random

>>60636478
> 8D8AC610-566D-4EF0-9C22-186B2A5ED793
It's just not likely to be similar, that's all. You take the winner from the list of UUIDs of the bought tickets.
If you have rounds with jackpots, you take the winner from the list of issued tickets until a bought ticket is drawn.
For marketing, you remove the drawn ticket that was not bought, photo of the gas station owner and all. "If you only had bought here" and bullshite.

>>60636586
What if people want to pick their own numbers

Why do lotteries and media insist on ruining people’s lives by making it so public?

>>60636700
Then they must live with "being so close", despite it making no sense.

>>60636917
It's a normie game, you wouldn't understand.

>>60636917
if the winners wouldn't public there wouldn't be any success stories to get people more customers

>>60635806 (OP)
I'd buy a shitload of gold, silver, and crypto and become a nomad

>>60636987
Right but HOW

>>60635832
>"working" (((medical treatments)))
If I had a billion dollars I would buy the treatments for people I hate. Chemo? Sure! Ozempic? Get yourself a double dosage!

>>60636987
Literally the opposite of what you should do unless you're certain you're anonymous.

so this is all a thread for autists incapable of telling people no?

I claim the funds publicly, go on the news and tell everyone I ever met they are dead to me now, and if they come on my property they will be shot on sight, and I put out a flyer online to make friends worth 7 figures or more.

>>60638101
Based
But still frivolous lawsuits and stuff

I just wanna buy the section 8 duplex next door to mine and fix both our houses up real nice so we can have fun parties. I can pass it off as having made a good crypto deal at work. I already sugarmomma my friends, we have lots of fun so it doesn't matter to me.

>>60638711
I want to fill the against malaria foundation's over one hundred million dollar funding gap

>>60638794
The Earth has an immune system and it is fighting against the viral spread of humans.

>>60638863
I think the earth can easily support over ten billion humans if it's managed well

>>60638879
why would you want more people faggot
there's already enough fuck off we're full

>>60639446
More humans living good lives and more human infrastructure which means less wild animal suffering

>>60635806 (OP)
>sign your ticket
This one has mixed answers, if it's for the trust route apparently you shouldn't sign it.
>lawyer
Go to the most reputable lawyer you can, who is used to big clients. In the case that things go bad, you can probably sue through another lawyer. The only issue is will likely cost your anonymity to go to court.
>safety
In a nonanonymous state you'd likely have to change your identity, still some REAL crazies probably try to FOIA shit but idk the extent they can or if they'd bother. There was a case of a trust established between different states in which the winning state would've not been anonymous iirc. It had something with crackers in the name if I can recall.
>connections
Yes. In the modern age you CANNOT let it get out. Once the genie's out, there's no putting it back in. People do not think rationally about money, especially money they think you didn't rightfully earn. What the correct move is is make it seem like you started a business or got a nice job that pays say 150k and gradually scale it from there so it seems organic.

>>60635923
this would probably make me lose my mind, hope you're coping well man...still 32k is nice

>>60636917
Because the real winners are the people running the lotto and the taxman, not the person taking home a jackpot once in a while
That person is their best marketing tool

>>60640734
32k is nothing poorfag

There are lawers who specialize in this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J5xA4bwGrpk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RFfv4wwMgKk

>>60640971
Kurt panouses the lawyer in your first YouTube video is in the op pic

>>60640948
no shit I mean a free 32k is better than nothing stupid

>>60640992
Poorfag mindset

Worst thing you can do is immediately buy a ridiculous house, buy a ridiculous car, and then start giving it out to everyone you know.

You shut the fuck up and invest it all in index funds and don't tell anyone.

You have to also remember that the reason that the majority of states don't allow anonymous claims is because the state wants people to harass you. It's fucked.

>>60638101
You can't say no when random people are suing you left and right and people are showing up at your house and job. Most people have to take out an umbrella insurance policy because they get hit with so many lawsuits. There have been several lottery winners on youtube who said that people would stalk them and set up auto accidents with them just to sue

>>60635832
>Staying anonymous is the top priority, against friends and family in particular.
>So you would have to defend your wealth against a dying close one
I've always imagined if I ever hit mid-high 8 figs or more I'd create a trust for close family, where it just distributes 4%/year to everyone equally, where nobody can access the funds, not even me, and that would be my only monetary gift to them.
That way they can't just go in willynilly and blow all of the generational wealth on retarded shit day1, they get a drip feed of it every 3 months that will be enough to take care of them, and if someone really needed help with an operation they could pool their gains together. It would be enough to not have to wagie, and it wouldn't afford a superrich lifestyle, but they'd be comfortable.

>>60641321
Fuck them