Thread 60636127 - /biz/ [Archived: 367 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: oq+pN6K0
7/16/2025, 12:20:37 PM No.60636127
Diogenes Pepe
Diogenes Pepe
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If you were theoretically starting from absolute zero (no loans, just zero), what would you do to get out of poverty?

Im talking
>Zero funds in bank account
>Zero money in pension fund to borrow against
>No assets of any kind to leverage/sell
>Negative bank history prohibiting loans
>No contacts to rely on
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Anonymous ID: Pvle/GTE
7/16/2025, 1:55:04 PM No.60636414
>>60636127 (OP)
Get a job and pay for food/ shelter. Plow everything extra into crypto. Make yourself valuable to an employer/ team until you know the system better than they do. Within 2 years they work for you.
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Anonymous ID: 7Qid08Dd
7/16/2025, 1:56:03 PM No.60636417
>>60636414
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Anonymous ID: 1VjbIEYu
7/16/2025, 4:04:14 PM No.60636912
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>>60636127 (OP)
i'd just go downtown , strip all my clothes and throw them in a garbage bin, then I'd start yelling like Tom Green did when he ran out of ideas in his sketches, lo and behold I'd be provided with clothes, food and shelter for FREE in some mental assylum. I'd throw my dignity into the garbage as well as my clothes since I'd have to go FULL RETARD , the kind of retardness even down syndromes would think "damn, that guy is retarded as fuck, holy shit" as they play with their own faeces
Anonymous ID: BNmMzyXR
7/16/2025, 5:59:13 PM No.60637699
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>>60636127 (OP)
>commissioned car sales, rise to top 1 percent within 12 months of hire
>transition to dealership sales manager within 18 months of top 12 month performance
>concurrent rebuild your shit credit
>concurrent flip cars on the side
>open a dealership offering credit and doing repos with auction flips on business credit
>$500K a year gross personal income if you donโ€™t suck
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Anonymous ID: Mx+VDYke
7/16/2025, 8:59:43 PM No.60638896
>>60636127 (OP)
Physical labor, stay on the streets to not pay rent and save 90% of the salary.
Hide the money or bank card in a coin locker or underground.
Rape homeless drug women for pleasure.
Beg for money to save it.
Avoid the other homeless scum.
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7/16/2025, 10:11:22 PM No.60639289
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>>60636127 (OP)
get an income and try to create aa much surplus to invest as possible, and learn to eat lentils
Anonymous ID: NXe2HnYv
7/16/2025, 10:38:32 PM No.60639476
>>60636127 (OP)
>Join military on three year POG contract
>get out
>Claim as much disability as possible
>GI Bill for college. Study engineering
>get job
>VA loan for 0% down payment house
>don't get married. ever.
>invest and save

Congrats, you'll be rich by 40.
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Anonymous ID: KWPN27XX
7/16/2025, 10:50:39 PM No.60639546
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>>60636127 (OP)

Get a P.O. Box, open a bank account, then immediately get a job. Spend the first two weeks sleeping on park benches, washing clothes in running water somewhere, like a kid's park, etc. Ask for food, or wait by restaurants and get the food they throw away at the end of the day.

After the first check I'd get a gym membership for a better, safer place to shower. Buy some more clothes from Walmart, buy hygiene products (body wash, deodorant, toothpaste, etc.). Buy a tent, a pillow and basic sleeping gear. Then budget the rest for better food.

The next few checks would be for food and saving up for a car.

After getting a car, I'd start saving up to get a studio/1-bedroom apartment.
Anonymous ID: 3Iv9lCzV
7/16/2025, 11:01:07 PM No.60639614
>>60637699
Sup Nick.
Anonymous ID: oq+pN6K0
7/16/2025, 11:36:34 PM No.60639816
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>>60636414
>Make yourself valuable to an employer/ team until you know the system better than they do.
Not being able to afford basic sustenance means your body experiences starvation, and if this happens for a prolonged period of time, you get irreversible brain damage. Good luck "getting to know the system" eating expired food filled with neurotoxic mold and harmful bacteria that directly damages your ability to think critically or perform basic tasks.

>>60637699
>commissioned car sales
You'd be competing against an oversaturated market filled to the absolute brim with young and often already rich and well established workaholics and professional bullshitters that will outperform and backstab you at every conceivable opportunity, even if you are the most devoted and passionate carguy in your country. Also, good luck trying to maintain charisma wearing 5 year old shoes and reeking of BO.

>>60638896
Physical labor means your body needs extra nutrients and regular access to hygiene facilities, even working in a mine with a bunch of rough men you will not last more than a week without reeking beyond reproach and will inevitably and quickly develop infections and diseases from both poor hygiene and lack of sustenance to make up for the huge physical strain on your system.

>>60639476
Getting disability from being POG is a convoluted and difficult process unless you deliberately maim yourself in a way that will make you irreversibly disabled. Going the 'mental' route means jumping through even more hoops to prove your have PTSD from working a wrench a certain way, and requires months and even years of committees to jump through just for the chance to get a few hundred dollars a month at the end of it all. By the time you're 40, in the absolute best case scenario, you will only be in the middle of your engineering degree.
Anonymous ID: PD105Pqx
7/16/2025, 11:41:01 PM No.60639838
Go on the unemployment benefit, move into a boarding house, start applying for jobs, focusing on my specialisation and seasonal labour.