France edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60634279

SPY 630 today, thank me later

Nesquick bullish or bearish?

>>60636639 (OP)
This is what having nuclear power stations does to a mf.

BUY MSTR
U
Y
M
S
T
R

OSCR anon from other thread, can I get a qrd? Interested in slurping.

>>60636648
>adding a c into Nesquik
Bearish for you

>Earned $400 with 3k investments in a month
>All I can think of is how I could have made 4K with 30k

At least I funded my vidya purchases

france is going to do a greek special and my sister doesn't want to sell the flats we own

the market is going to dump so fucking hard

should i kill her?

>>60636668
>wasted his returns on vidya instead of putting it back in

Enjoy staying poor

>Tariffs are actually deflationary
Why was literally every single expert wrong in saying they would lead to higher inflation?

Sometimes poop falls right out of my butt
Plop plop

>>60636663
Shit, I accidently showed myself not being American, I'm not fluent in Slopcode.

>>60636673
All (((experts))) are from the long nose tribe. Why would you trust them in the first place

>>60636564
>And what you described is selling puts. Yes, its free money. Just do it at the right time (after a dump )

I still dont understand how this shit works. Who the fuck is lending me the money? What if I end up horribly wrong on any given stock and my collateral isn't enough to cover it? Who pays it? If someone has exactly 0 (zero) in stocks or the bank, can they do it?

>>60636680
You can't sell puts unless you have enough cash to cover purchasing the shares at the strike.

>>60636674
Bullish for NVDA

is this the end for SOXL?

>>60636681
Oh so it's not free money

That's it.
I'm calling it.
We've entered a new paradigm, stocks can never go down again.

>>60636701
YOU FOOL YOU DOOMED US ALL

I just want some AAAAAAAAHs

>>60636692
ASML news dumped it but I'm not convinced. Their earnings are being reported on on the 21st and there is absolutely no way they don't beat their EPS. Shit, 2nd quarter they did 12%. Not necessarily expecting that much on Monday, but I doubt they aren't going to beat EPS again

>>60636701
Stocks will most likely go down today sarr. Sarr, good morning. That is because it is the baboo bear market today you see. I am normally the chad hindu bull myself but not today sarr today it is the baboo bear market and so I am going to short. Good morning

The PPI today is actually worse than the CPI, cause it means companies are absorbing costs.

Buy any of these for ez gains in the next few months:
>SMCI
>QXO
>KIND
>IBIT

>>60636715
Gross margin and orderbook are the only relevant items, earnings are irrelevant for an effective monopolist

Buy SBSW

>>60636724
Why smci

>>60636721
fractional percents don't matter and thats why everything is green today

>>60636727
Gross margin is in the low 50s range and order book looks good.

Wouldn't be surprised if their statement was some back door bullshit to buy up cheapies.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>FRANCE

They nerfed unemployment gibs. From now on, you have to work for 8 months (6 months before) to benefit from it, and it will last a maximum of 1 year (2 years before) . We've lost a good part of our social benefits while being taxed to the tits.

Good morning boss.

BULL dumping…

>>60636754
its ok just be born brown or black and you don't have to worry about that

>>60636754
But Africa niggers still get free gibs right? Who will take care of them?

Fucking Chrome cunts shut down 4chan X permanently, which extension yall using?

>>60636754
Tres bien, NEET mort totale
>>60636746
Basé

v time?

Soxl rebounding, hope you guys are slurping

Fuck the Dutch.

Are we pumping?
Are we dumping?
Are we crabbing?
Or are we CRUNKING?

>"Rigetti Computing Halves Two-Qubit Gate Error Rate With New System"
>up 13%
Should have bought more.

>SBSW
LOL told you.

Sold my WFC call too early

euro crashing... I am making money PogChamp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

>>60636796
Whatcha slurpin?

>>60636797
Amazon turbo calls.

Smart money takes a seat at UNH

Why are yuropoors so gay and retarded

>>60636802
We mistreated the Jews and they all went over to you

>>60636812
You can't mistreat something inherently evil

Idk if I should sell my soxl for a big loss or not

what a feral bull

Not looking good, Apes.

>>60636802
Good guys lost WW2.

>>60636830
zoom out. priced in.

>>60636733
AI-adjacent big cap which is just starting its pump.

>>60636802
Dont talk shit about europe anon.
I've been to new york for the last 2 weeks and compared to that even berlin is a clean and prosperous city.
New jersey was also shit. Payed 14$ to go on the beach and got bombarded by planes with ads every 3 minutes + boats with giant ads on them and niggers, spics and goblins everywhere.

>>60636821
Why is ASML getting raped so badly anyway

>>60636821
I wouldn't. As I said about ASML news spooked people, it'll be business as usual soon enough.

>>60636733
-1% is nothing. take a look at asml, they are currently at -10%. something fishy going on

PULL UP BOSS!!!!

>>60636840
>>60636843
ASML made the extremely wise decision to say they can't guarantee growth in 2026. As ive stated previously itt, this sounds like some under handed shit. All signs point to profit and growth, I suspect they are tanking their own stock to buy back in in preparation for next quarter.

AAAAAAHHHHH why are we dumping

Oh god our greed and hubris have made fools of us all


Everything was golden now it’s all shit

Sell, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

it's over...

>>60636850
I am very tempted to take a 1% loss on UNH to fire 10k into ASML. They simply are not going down anytime soon, there’s nobody else

hodl.
or buy now.

>>60636830
its gonna do the usual v shortly

>>60636860
That's my point. It's extremely naive to take what they said at face value. Having crazy earnings and saying we can't guarantee growth in 2026? The only logical reason they would say that is to get in a huge slurp

>>60636860
This. Im also ready to put 10k into it. Well be at 4%+ tomorrow anyways

How do I tell if this is the start of a bear market and it's safe to short or if there's going to be a V recovery to ATH?
I feel like I'm owed something from the market for not being a faggot permabull all this time.

Ahh ha ha, I knew it. I knew that today was the baboo bear market and now I am making many rupee. Never again will Durgesh make sexy with my daughter for small amount of rupee, now as an elite bear sarr I will demand Durgesh dalit benchod pay the full price for the virginia of my daughter. Life is good today as a bear!

>one of my yuro stonks is up
>think to myself "hmm better sell before US open because those faggots always sell off"
>don't do it
>burgers sell off
grrrrrrrrrrrr >:(

>>60636789
this shit has a pretty thick glass ceiling around 8.5-8.6
been knocking on it since monday

>>60636870

You’re a retard and will always make the wrong decision. To be profitable you should do the opposite of whatever you have strongest convictions towards. In this case I recommend slurping.

(Pwease buy my bags)

>>60636867
>Wedbush
Always have insane targets

>>60636870
This retard
>>60636878
Is unfortunately correct. I've learned to go against my gut, because the market does the opposite of what the general consumer would do. I feel like it's all NY design.

BIG SLURP INC
YESS

>>60636868
>>60636869
It’s literally 10% down now. Well, I’ll see about UNH pumping and hopefully it would get completely slurped by the time I sell

they're getting the letter tariff and they will be happy. also why don't they just devalue the euro?

>>60636673
Prices =inflation in the mindslave class

>>60636869
Fuck it i just did it. Its not gonna drop to -15% anyway right?

BULLS ARE TAPPED OUT.

>>60636904
They've got a buy back price in mind. 700 seems like a fair number.

>>60636878
>>60636890
Speak for yourselves, I trust my gut and it has been telling me this market is fake and gay for a while now. Today I have no idea which direction we'll go so I'm staying the fuck out.

all my shit is heemed

Did he win?

>>60636904
https://youtu.be/onahFVfX4NA?si=PaRoEtoQUrzUu7aU

-20%

>>60636909
its recovering though and smallcaps are mooning

>>60636901
Tarrifs are about more than the flat number, its about addressing the trade deficit, that's why the usa numbers are higher than some of the counterparts. If Europe devalued their currency it would result in the usa to raise tarrifs proportionally because the forex rate also affects the aggregate trade deficit

>>60636909
>>60636926
/smg/ can sometimes be so fucking annoying for someone who is actually waiting for a correction to deploy some cash. You always get my hopes up for nothing.

>>60636925
Despite my post there always is an exception, that being that the only winning move is not to play

>>60636951
Then throw your money in bro not my fault bro sorry bro

>>60636951
There is no correction happening until you buy in. Simple as.

>>60636681
Yes but he can

1) Sell puts for more money than he has in hand through margin

2) Sell a bull put spread so his max loss is less and needing less capital.

so did anyone get rug pulled by PEW?

>>60636962
Why would I throw my money in at ATH when I just said I'm waiting for a correction? My point is that you don't need to constantly post your stupid bear memes any time we have a -0.2% red day.

>>60636982
Thank god I sold for a profit, but judging by previous SPACs expect a sell down and a run off tomorrow or the coming days

Good morning /smg/gers. Why did ASML get raped?

>>60637003
Word on the street is dump and pump for a buyback

>>60636670
You're a dumb doomer, you should kill your worthless incel life instead, and let your sister enjoy her life with her kids and husband.

>>60637008
Via suspending guidance

>>60637003

>>60636951
i just bought some stuff recently and the market started to dip. i saw it coming too, i just wasnt disciplined enough

>>60636990
>I'm not buying at ATH
>Stop posting bearmemes because....
Imagine getting riled up by shitposts.

>>60637008
Nah that's just my speculation.

Although it's probably true because there is absolutely nothing to gain from an extremely profitable company reporting they exceeded expectations on earnings only to say they can't guarantee growth in 2026.

Literally zero reasons outside of manipulating it for cheapies

>>60637016
Fucking Trump man. Can he quit with the tariffs and just do total beaner death like people wanted?

>>60637021
Also suck my dick jannies for warning me over saying nigger, get a fucking real job

What are your long term holds? I'm new to american trad finance and Inwas looking into some ETFs or stocks. My boomer american friend is all in on Apple and other boomer stocks, he says it's a good hold but I'm not so sure. I'm from rural LATAM and I'll initially allocate around 150k USD or so. Help me out guys.

>>60637040
>rural LATAM
>150k USD to spare
Will trade port advice for a half kilo of coke cabron

>>60637040
s&p500 index funds are popular. VOO, or SSO for leverage

Buy PEW
This is playing out exactly like the last big SPAC BULL which went down to $9 post merger before peaking at $60

go up SOXL you piece of shit

>>60637029
Based.

>boss
Boss boss boss boss.

Be kind to yourself boss

Slurp some OSCR today

>>60637029
Based

>>60636951
I come here first before actually checking the market but it can be so misleading. I sometimes see “ITS OVER AAAHHH” and pink wojaks just to check SP500 and see thst its only down 0.2% or something.

Just a tad dramatic in these parts.

>>60636715
>>60636727
>“Looking at 2026, we see that our AI customers’ fundamentals remain strong,” Fouquet said. “At the same time, we continue to see increasing uncertainty driven by macro-economic and geopolitical developments. Therefore, while we still prepare for growth in 2026, we cannot confirm it at this stage.”
I'm going to take a Chudjak "nothing ever happens" stance here and state that 2026 growth will be fine, because the "concerns" about macro-economic and geopolitical developments will be a nothingburger.
He's just hedging his bets in case Trump does some insanely retarded tariff stuff that fucks ASML over.

>>60637099
Fintwitter scam. No thank you.

>>60637099
I did

>>60637040
buy 200 shares of ASML and sell 2 call contracts at the money on monthly expiry ( look at 8/15/25 ) to generate a nice income.

>>60637107
TACO

Time to slurp

>>60637108
>>60637110

The duality of biz,

One will live to regret their post.

But whom?

.....bottom?

>>60637040
>>60637116

or if you want to hedge your bets, you should do buy 100 shares of ASML and sell 1 call contract monthly and then buy 1000 shares of USO and sell 10 call contracts monthly.
This way you have AI and Oil exposure to generate monthly income.

should i wait next peak or sell when RSI indicates overbuy?

>>60637100
BROTHER LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE

Costco just hit my buy zone boss.

>>60636951

Fuck it imma hop in PEW

>>60637105
hmh but thats like 20%

>>60637140
I still never been to a COST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MP before it’s too late. Thank me later.

wtfwt

Is it
>Nike downgrade
>Israel attacking Syria
>Trump sharting
?

did new tariffs just drop?

crash it!

False alarm goyim. Please ignore that.

Martin's Rigetti short is getting squeezed but he doesnt' have to cover if he has enough money in his account

>>60637167

>Trump asked GOP if he should fire Powell
That was it
Yielss up

I'm still holding fuck you.

>>60637016
I've never had ASML on my buy list, but a -10% day just due to tariff uncertainty after the stock has already been beaten down yoy makes it look kind of attractive.

>>60637187
>shorting memestocks
Is he literally retarded?

My ETH treasuries are pumping nicely lads. Thinking of trimming another 10k out of my boomerish Amazon and Google positions to chase those gains, anyone got something else they think will 10x in the next six months they'd like to shill to me instead?

>>60637188
better sell your shorts before everything rockets to the moon and beyond

>>60637188
Are you kidding me? The same idea he has expressed literally every day for literally the past 4 months? And the market flash crashed over it? Why is this market so fucking retarded? I swear to christ the entire stock market should have just been shut the fuck down after covid and never reopened. Stocks as an asset class are a complete meme

>>60637180
INSTRUMENT TIME

>>60636660
There's never enough money...

what the fuck was this
seriously
I bought at 0.95 and sold at 0.76 to cut losses
THE FUCKING SECOND I SELL
IT PUMPS
WHY
FUCKING WHY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TSLA BROS we fucking won

>>60637222
forgot pic cuz im retarded
just fuck my shit up senpai i was geared to make bank

>>60637222
they are always observing people like you. the hedgie looks at his screen and notices your position deep in red and then he pushes the stock further down to find the point where you will sell to him cheaply

>>60637222
Paper handed

>>60637222
The market is back up, the yields are not back down, hehe.

>>60637230
hah knew i should just have gone long on that and actually made some money today

Still holding.
Fuck your dump.
My position is better.

What's the matter MUMU? Still waiting for new ATH? How about we retest some new ALL TIME LOWS?
"Sell everything"--Michael Burry, fictional trader from film 'The Big Short'

>>60637209
>flash crash
>SPY +0.043
>QQQ -0.15
What?

>>60637222
Unironically though. How did it dump on such nothingburger news? I don't know a single market participant who would ever, in a million years, give a solitary shit about anything Trump says anymore.

>>60637233
>>60637235
every fucking time i hold i get fucked and lose all my money because i wait too long because im too busy hoping and coping (and eventually roping)
guess i missed the only time of the day to make cash itll probably crab up until exit
doomer hour starts NOW

>>60637250
The S&P went down 0.3% ($150 billion market cap) in four (4) seconds

>>60637266
I simply hold until I'm in the profit or the stock gets delisted.

>>60637277
Autistic, but extremly based strategy.

and we're back

>>60637266
just buy the cool tech stuff bro. maybe there will later be a little discount on that quantum stock so you can load it or just get nvda if thats too much for you to handle

>>60637290
based holy time checked
you mean qtum? or any quantum stock that goes down?
nvidia just jumped up hard, seems like a shit time to buy it honestly
I bought a 1/08 840c on ASML for 1.30, sure hope that prints

why is DXYZ tanking

>>60637284
Still holding my BABA from 2021 lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHYYY LMAO

Ok i'm selling next pump.

>NEW LOWS

i fucking did it bros
im rich
i fucking put my limit at 1.5 and it sold at 1.8
no paper hands this time
as im writing this its already at fucking 2.68 lmao

YIELDS EVEN HIGHER

WTFWT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*TRUMP LIKELY TO FIRE POWELL SOON, WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS

>WH Official: Trump Likely To Fire Fed Chair Powell Soon, No Exact Timeline For Decision
>- Trump Spoke To Lawmakers On Tuesday About Decision

>>60637333
I still don't get it. Who on earth is reacting to this news? Zero new information, zero ramifications whatsoever

>>60637188
Yields are so much more macro than trump, its a multidecade cycle that broke in 2020

what just happened to eur/usd

Where will Energy Fuels and Uran Energy Corp Go?

UNH YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENSIVE. PLEASE REMBER WHO YOU ARE

>>60637342
>Who on earth is reacting to this news?
the algos

>>60637334
Based Trump destroying the entire US economy because reasons

>>60637266
Maybe instead of trying to time the market you should let your money spend some time in the market.

buy the dip before it disappears

The dollar is fucking dumping

>>60637152
Costco has higher quality products and Sam's club has more variety and the ability to check out using an app. For me it is Sam's.

>>60637368
>good

>>60637386
It's not fucking good because all my stocks are dollar denominated.

bros...

there goes most of my soxl gains

>>60637403
hyperfinlaton inbound

>>60637402
this but unironically. I guess I use the opportunity to buy some cheap shit&piss

Im not american but Powell needs to be fired so my vcwe bags get pumped and I can buy more us equities with less euros.

>>60637368
>be based Donald Trump
>want to devalue the dollar
>"Powell should quit. Very bad man"
>Powell won't quit
>get in front of a camera
>"I'm going To Kill Jerome Powell. He's a very bad man, the WORST even. I'm going to put a scorching, Fresh Out of the microwavefe Oven American made hot Pocket into Jerome Bowells ass cavity and Burn Up his insides. Thank you for your Attention on This Matter."
>dollar dumps
>America Made Great Again

Just sold everything. If Trump tries to fire JPow the market will fucking implode and the dollar will dump.

>>60637368
jpow getting fired would destroy the dollar

someone should do it, and don't miss this time

Looks like he won't shut up, cause yields go higher.

this is so hilarious
the entirety of the US economic hegemony was raped to death by a senile 80 year old clown with orange makeup in 2 measly terms and everyone in congress just sat with a thumb up their ass

>>60637444
impressive isn't it. but they'll get to enjoy coal plants and asbestos houses again and probably even leaded fuel like in the good old times :)

>>60637180
The best tool they could use is to filter out internet ads at ISP levels. Takes 1h to implement. Suddenly Google, Kikebook and all seeing instant -30% revenue. And not in a year, not in 6 months. No, just the day right after.
The market crashing -50% with vaporized pensions would be funny.

I know this is a difficult time for burgers but bongs please listen. on IBKR you can daytrade stocks with your ISA as long as you trade stocks on certain exchanges, and you are immune to capital gains tax entirely. you're welcome

How do into ASML? It's $700/share

SHOULD'VE HELD MY PUTS FROM YESTERDAY I GUESS

>>60637457
this would be based but lots of euros have lots of money in FAGMAN, cutting off nose to spite face really

What the fuck just happened, I'm ruined.

Sold my soxl, if trump fires Powell and crashes the market I want to have the capital to buy back in for cheapies

>>60637456
it's so fucking hilarious because the only legislation he's passed until now is just cancelling everything the other senile old man did before him despite it benefiting his voter base disproportionally and setting hundreds of years of US institutional credibility on fire
I wonder how the line will handle that

how do I short the USD with a fidelity account? I have no knowledge nor desire to fuck around with forex. Is there like a bear USD etf?

>>60637462
probably could have held this for more than 120 seconds but i was right on timing the picobottom for the daily put price

boughted SCO

>>60637420
>>60637422
>>60637444
Nothing ever happens

Firing some dude(who doesnt even make the decision btw its the board) a few months before his term ends is a moist nothingburger

Massive bull market in gold mining stocks just beginning and here you faggots are trading overpriced tech stocks.

>smci down again 5%
Piece of shit

>>60637490
My mom is all in on goldminer stocks. She will probably mog my pathetic incel freak returns

Stop pussying out. Whats so Bad about powell being dismissed. Arent there better

>>60637489
it's not about something happening about the rates, because as you said it's not powell who sets them but everyone voting
it's about the damage to the credibility and the independence of the system, and the precedent it sets

HOLY FUCK CHECK VIX

>>60637504
Trump will replace him with a yes man and the dollar will become like the Turkish lira.

poomp to green soon?

>>60637509
The fuck happened?
Also what happened to gold

>>60637504
>what is bad about firing the only guy who isn't a dedicated ass licker of the fat pedo with dementia who also controls the entire US monetary supply

No idea.

>>60637504
Everyone expects Trump to replace him with a sock puppet that'll lower rates into an inflationary cycle and bring back Biden levels of inflation

someone talk me out of:
1. shorting JOBY
2. buying TLT

>algos selling everything hard
>including in crypto assets which should all benefit disproportionately from a collapsing dollar
Who the fuck programs these things anyway?

>>60637457
GO FOR IT KIKESULA

>Trump drafts letter to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell — NYT

>both bitcoin and gold holding on
this dump is nothingburger

Good time to get some discounted SCHD?

>>60637540
and its already being bought back :D

>>60637457
holy based

>>60637524
gold is up since firing jpow is bad for the american economy

>>60637537
if fed independence is threatened TLT will dump, if we get a (large) rate cut it would be political in nature

everything the federal government does causes me harm, no matter who is in power

>>60637540
they sell all speculative / risky assets , they cant care what each of them is or catalogue them in such detail.
if (speculativeScore > 3) -> sell

>>60637356
Powell should have resigned when he didn’t hike interest rates when inflation was at 20% month over month. He just parroted Yellen’s retarded opinion to brown nose the Biden money printing machine.

>>60637537
JOBY can still go up

>>60637562
>>60637568
FUCK. ok I will sit on my thumbs.

>>60637567
I hope Powell raises rates to 50% out of spite

Guys. Why is nobody buying gold miners?
They're making/going to make so much money.

Wake up faggots stop being poor.

>>60637576
if you're feeling risky TMV might not be bad since you profit if the bond market dumps

>>60637580
this
the board should vote for a 1000% rate hike and bankrupt the federal government in 5 minutes
that will show them

>dump almost recovered already
wtf was the point even why bother with these micro crashes

>>60637506
The fed was not always independent, post ww2 they basically just acted as an arm of the treasury to help delever the country

>>60637580
I need him to do FUCKING ANYTHING. He’s just so scared to act when it’s appropriate. It’s unreal how anyone can support such a timid cunt.

>>60637402
>he doesn't know sarcasm

Its moments like these you can tell who is hedged & who is flying entirely unprotected by their vile responses lol.

The fed should 10x the rates RIGHT NOW

>>60637601
yes fiscal policy should be run by the whims of a retard with dementia on a social media app as God intended.

>>60637598
yeah, and go check the inflation rates back then

If they cut even though they don't actually want to, yields will also only go higher.

Soxl chads?!

>>60637473
Europeans are basically not invested in the stocks market. Only a tiny fraction of the wealthy are. And for pitiful amounts. Crashing a secondary market like the stocks market hurts Americans infinitely more than Europoors. And their pensions are not tied to it, or, again, a pitiful amount. Meanwhile you'd see a vague of suicides on the US side. Basically 2008 2.0 fun boogaloo.

>>60637509
Fuck yeah, I love volatility!

this market is untradable

News?

anyone on the OPEN door trade? plebbitors beat us to it...

>>60637601
why, there's nothing to do right now. inflation is like 2.5% so it's not a good idea to lower rates but there's not much point in raising them either

powell just called me to say at the next fomc meeting rates are rising to 100%
sell everything

VIX 20 WAITING ROOM

>>60637617
Yea and that's exactly where we are headed, inflation is the only path forward. this time I think there is a good chance its a bitcoin standard instead of a gold one

>>60637616
I never referred to Trump once, you dolt. Powell has had many times of missing opportunities before Trump was President for the second time. Just because the orange ape calls it out doesn’t make it wrong.

>>60637196
He says it's all news driven and will eventually bleed most of its value if he can hold onto the position long enough

>>60637635
Speak for yourself, boomer >>60637634

>>60637633
Lol yuropoors are fags

>>60637504
Look at fucking Cockroachland when his retarded pal Erdogan did the same. You have a very recent and modern example of what happens. But hey, S&P500 would go to 15000pts, that's to celebrate for sure. Just don't look at the 90% inflation.

BOSS?!

HOOOOO!!!!!

>>60637633
This.
Also eurocucks hate money.

the v was real, i no longer regret trimming my UVIX and selling my spy put for a mere 133% gain

>>60637633
I know euros don't save, but aren't the people who hold their savings (banks) invested in US equities? idk anon it seems like there's reasons beyond diplomacy that the EU is being so cagey, even if they are pussies in general

>>60637402
its amazing if you are shorting. double gains. also wtf happened dax turned green sp is green too

Okay this is straight up schizophrenic movement

>>60637648
Powell did well enough with what he had. Monday morning quarterbacking is just that. The reason this matters now is because Tardo Lardo wants line to go up in the short term at the cost of you know, everything else.

>Trump: Fed Chair Powell is too late, but he does not planning on doing anything


Yeah ok, now this is just manipulation for volatility

AAAAAAAAAA in 3 minutes.

>>60637674
Hope you slurped

>short everything
>I'm going to fire the fed
>cover shorts
>go long
>Haha, that was just a joke
>sell longs
shrimple as

i fucking did it bros
i bought low and held
and now i made almost 300$ in an instant
itll probably go even higher but i dont care
a wins a win

>>60637677
This man really is on a whole other level.

>>60637683
yeah but good luck if you are just an ordinary trader that wont know before the post is out

>>60637686
good.
Don't be a pussy.
Buy the dip. Always.

>>60637691
he literally told you it's a good time to buy before he cancelled the tariffs the first time bro
don't be a panican and remember, TACO!

this is the part where we bears load up on UVIX yet again for The Big One on August 1

>>60637639
Market analysts were expecting the tariffs to drive up inflation which didn’t happen. We should cut interest rates because inflation is so low and there’s an increase in tax revenue. This sit and wait approach has always been bad.

>US President Trump: Powell’s Board Is Not Doing Its Job
- “We Get To Make A Change In 8 Months”
- We'll Pick Someone Who Is Good
- Asked About Firing Powell, Says “They're Not Talking About It”

>Not talking about it
>>60637188

Is there a way to make my shares get called away immediately if my covered call is already in the money? I dont wanna wait till fridays expiration, i want them gone now.

>>60637707
It's hard not to love him honestly.

>>60637698
no this is how i get heemed and gaped
ill only buy dips that are way out the bands like these flash dips
only way to be sure

>>60637707
see >>60637683

>>60637637
Holding shares since the spac. Enjoy!

>>60637715
What bands do you use

>>60637677
how isn't he getting sued for this. the immunity doesn't apply to random social media trolling

actually this is literally exactly the same situation as with the tariffs
>leak says they're going to suspend tariffs
>no, we're not suspending tariffs
>next week suspends tariffs

>>60637724
I have no idea why mutts have no insider trading laws, but mainly because the system is set so that only congress can impeach him and congress doesn't care

The yields are still a lot higher. He's damaging the economy, the stockmarket and debt for nothing.

>>60637719
oof. sorry anon. hope you averaged down.

>>60637728
powell literally said without tariffs they would have already cut
he only needed to do nothing and win, but he insisted on the tariff meme

>>60637721
regular stuff, bollinger at the bottom, moving average in the chart, volume
some less useful for 0dte due to the volatility but it gives an idea usually
im done for today though, drumpf be damned

>>60637727
There is fundamentally nothing wrong with insider trading

are we really pretending trump said nothing and the economy is totally safe solid and stable? i would love to see the names of these high volume sellers and buyers

MAXIMUM VOLATILITY

>>60637728
They are going up regardless of this noise shill bro

>>60637675
> Powell did well enough with what he had.
No, he really didn’t. I can’t understand why you’re content with someone being consistently wrong or averse to change. I also don’t want a yes man, but we need a proper leader at the Fed.

>>60637728
Don't care. This is just a game. Play to win. And trump is a wild card that keeps it fun

>>60637740
Before trump,Powel was data dependent. Now Powel have to watch effect of tariff.

>>60637743
Surely whatever definition you have of "fundamentally wrong" is going to be so tortured that it doesn't matter to anyone. Is corruption fundamentally wrong? Or price gouging? Or pyramid schemes?

>>60637760
>>60637760
>>60637760

All you gave to do is time the bottom, it isnt that hard

>>60637748
In this case, today, they went up because of him. And they didn't even go up on the PPI, but down. So it's his fault.

>>60637633
How does Europe afford to house and medically treat the Gibs class if they’re not invested? Where does all that money come from?

>>60637762
There is also nothing fundamentally wrong with price gouging, pyramid schemes are fraud and corruption is a bit too ambiguous to make a judgement

>>60637768
Ok but that doesnt really matter, its like loaded up a cart with bricks and yelling at the last guy to place a brick

>>60637705
>We should cut interest rates because inflation is so low
inflation is above the 2% target why the hell would you lower rates without signs of a weak economy

>>60637796
There is nothing fundamentally wrong with fraud unless you're a legalist

>>60637728
no one cares about yields. stocks go up no matter what. bear markets these days last 10 minutes max

>>60637801
It’s lower than 1% over target.

Boost to housing market.

There's a reason you don't find countries like South Korea or China in the ''developed'' countries index. And thus with money not going into them, even SK, that nobody would classify as an African shithole stuck 80 years in the past.
And that reason is non-mature markets, caracterized by corruption, frauds and the like.

>>60637849
it's mainly about market access actually, SK even banned short selling for a while and has capital controls for the currency

>>60637822
Fraud is fundamentally dishonest and yes I can object to that morally outside of a legal context

>>60637506
causing "transitory" covidflation and the kamala double drop already did that, noone seriously believes they are anything other than a political organ

>>60637866
the manipulator hates this simple trick

>>60638069
makes sense that useless neets don't even know how short selling helps in price discovery
you're all just gambling

>>60638080
unnecessary gambling. the price is what the buyer is willing to offer. no need for abusive algos whipping shit around on headlines from twitter

>he doubted NVDA

I just a reliable dividend so I can stop wage cucking and fuck off to a cheap thirdie shithole.
I just wanna play games all day.
Why is it hard to achieve and maintain $1k/month in dividend/interest

>>60637567

The Fed printed stimulus money under the first Trump administration, and then to a lesser extent under the Biden administration

Do you recall the $1400 stim checks with Trump's name on them

Or when Biden promised $2000 stimulus and then said "well 1400 + 600 = 2000"

>>60638669
I saved the letter kek

>>60638476
Because our parents didn't tell us to start investing into SCHD at 15 yrs old like they should have. Boomers believed the only form of income was wagecucking.