Thread 60641605

Im going to a company social event at my girlfriends workplace tomorrow. how do i avoid hating everyone for meeting me under circumstances where i can never truly be their friend and speak freely to them?

>>60641605 (OP)
Enjoy living your life as a misanthropic freak. You probably are the embodiment of the grinch, that hates parties, Christmas, friendships, love, etc.

>>60641605 (OP)
>>>/adv/
take a vitamin d pill, one ashwagandha pill, hydrate, groom yourself, dress appropriately and enter the room with confidence
talk about whatever normie shit comes to mind
the only thing you can have in common with them is that your gf works at the same company as them
start there and ask questions, don’t talk about yourself and if asked, give specific answers that it satisfies their curiosity but don’t get into specifics, no details
just act like normie
you’re smart, right?

>>60641605 (OP)
They're probably going to be psychoapth, so don't try to hard making friends

>>60641738
vitamin d doesn't work so quickly. It can take weeks of constant supplementing to raise levels

>>60641605 (OP)
Just constantly eat and drink and do refills for your gf. Without getting sloshed and dragging her down more than you already are

>>60641605 (OP)
Sounds horrible. Have a normal one gfcuck

>>60641605 (OP)
You are meeting her coworkers. people that spend more time with her than you do. lol

>>60641760
kek

>>60641748
It's just an anchor for confidence. Medically, it lowers inflation a bit if you eat lots of fatty meat and milk products, at the risk of slight hypercalcemia (the stats are a bit wonky), and that's about it.

>>60641605 (OP)
I really hate when work wifes bf comes to the functions

>>60641605 (OP)
>>60641621
>>60641738
>>60641744
>>60641748

>/biz/
>letting your 'gf' work

ngmi

>>60641605 (OP)
You're a cuck for going to a social event just to please you gf.