I don’t want to work but I have a 1,000 dollars. What’s the perfect stock I can buy to make a million dollars overnight so I never have to go outside or interact with the world ever again but still be financially secure?

>>60641924 (OP)
buy $goatse

>>60641949
even among oldfags, who the fuck is gonna buy that shit?
>yea bro, remember that disgusting shock image anons would trick you into looking at? It's digital dollarydoos!

>>60641924 (OP)
Join the army

>>60642050
You could say that about fartcoin aswell.

>>60641924 (OP)
yeah anon let me give you the winning lottery numbers too