>crypto starts going up
>gf starts treating me way nicer than usual
Bros… what am I in for?
I’m 5’9 and Hispanic and I’m attractive btw

>>60644542 (OP)
>5'9
>hispanic
>attractive
lol sure

>>60644563
Yep. This threads dead in the water. You’re some fuckin loser manlet ugly little brown rat with a few satoshis.

Let’s call ICE on this thread and get it the fuck out of here. Non-whites under 6ft have ZERO business being this prideful

>>60644542 (OP)
You are fucking green frog!

You are a stinkie mexican and I've reported this thread to ICE

>>60644542 (OP)
anon its because your external world is a reflection of your inner world, and your excited to see your investments go up, and therefore are happy :)

>>60644542 (OP)
She knows something, tell her you lost money on shitcoins
I do the same thing with my family to keep my shido savings safe, sometimes I get a few weird looks, but at least no one bothers me about money

>>60644542 (OP)
ignore the hate from the seething virgin linkies anon. i'm also a 5'7 hispanic mini chad.
dont tell her how much you have. if you already did, then underexaggerate how much it goes up. Nothing good comes from telling foids your net worth.

>>60644542 (OP)
>I’m 5’9 and Hispanic and I’m attractive btw
Cope.

>>60644588
>digits checked
lmao based

>>60644588
Damn, I genuinely pity you. I'll keep fucking white college sluts because they fell for the woke propaganda and crave non-white dick kek. It's like a status thing for them. They get to share with their girlfriends how they fucked a minority and they get good girl points, meanwhile I get to bust a fat nut on their faces lmao

>portfolio goes up thirthy percent in the past two weeks
>got a job offer that is an $8 an hour pay raise and two girls' numbers
Im worried about the cosmic fallout of this

>>60646600
>I'll keep fucking white college sluts
The funny thing about this is you think it makes you better but all that actually happens is you drag those whores down with you.

>>60644542 (OP)
>crypto starts going up
>crypto starts going down
I want off this ride. 115k BTC by this weekend. Fuck this.

>>60644542 (OP)
>I’m 5’9 and Hispanic
Grow a rat tail, buy an xbox 360, and smoke weed all day

>>60646894
You just described every spic I've ever met.

>>60646918
The spic is higher than jeets because at least spics can make decent food and don’t shit in the street

>White'toids seething
Ha

>>60647413
They wipe their ass before serving you in a food truck. Same thing

>>60645136
>5'7 hispanic mini chad
Fuckin lmao

>>60644542 (OP)
>hispanic
>5'9
>>60644563

more plapjaks.

>>60644542 (OP)
>>60645136
>5’9 and Hispanic
>5'7 hispanic mini chad
>>60648274
Sure thing

>>60648304
this is now a plapjak thread

>>60644563
>lol sure

>>60644542 (OP)
Never tell women about your crypto.

>>60648795
my gf ask me when im going to buy "us a 2 million dollar house"

>telling a woman you're fucking how much money you have
anon

>>60644542 (OP)
You're probably acting happier and more confident than normal even if you don't realize it. I always notice people treat me better when crypto is up too, even if they have no clue.

Or maybe we're just perceiving it as better treatment because we're feeling more optimistic.