>Be me in 3rd grade
>Some kid tells me that if I give him a piece of gum today he'll give me 2 tomorrow
>I give him a piece of gum
>He never pays me back
>This was 3 days ago
>I'm 27
I'm ruined.

>>60645485 (OP)
Good thread op

>>60645485 (OP)
literally and figuratively bankrupt

>>60645485 (OP)
Life molding experiences. When I was in 5th grade a sold a pig figurine from the top of a $1 pen to my black friend for $20. Did something similar the next day for $10

>>60645485 (OP)
>27 year old hanging out with 3rd graders
Anyway, I had my full set of black armor stolen from me in RuneScape by a guy with username Crichton7. This was in 2005.

i gave a start up my money in return for magic beans. they tell me how they squandered it every year at smartcon

>>60646407
I'm a Substitute Teacher.
I'm gonna write about him in my report for his Homeroom Teacher.
Should've brought me my gum you little faggot.

>>60645485 (OP)
Farmed. You got farmed bro. Suuuper farmed.