I know nothing about internet coin and want to buy some because i have thousands of dollars rotting in my bank. how do i buy myself some fartypoop coin? do i use coinbase or something? what internet dollars would you guys recommend buying into? i see people talk about 'longs' and stuff and idk what that means i just want free money kek

is there like a video i can watch?

>>60645912 (OP)
coinbase doesn't have a strict daily sell limit (most apps are like 1k) and it also has some buying fees so what I do is buy shit on robinhood and then transfer it to coinbase later.
If you want an extremely safe "just grow my bank account to counter inflation" shit just throw it all in bitcoin. Maybe xrp, but wait for a dip either way. Everything is at the top rn

>>60645942
im anti robinhood because i see their ads on youtube mobile. when i see an ad i am anti-thing from ad. but because you, 4chud, have recommended using it, i will use it mayhaps

is this the first newfag with fomo we had in a while? haven't been lurking much lately. sign of a new bubble starting

>>60645912 (OP)
>guy in chat says Integrity DAO has no ceiling
>dextools crashes
>screen goes black
>the owl hoots through my speakers