>accidentally married and impregnated the second practice gf

>>60658273 (OP)
>Married one who has the sex drive of a floorboard
We all got problems, mang. At least we're rich, right?

>Married
Llllllllmaooooooo
Holy shit you guys are fucking retarded
You think people should listen to your financial advice?
When you made one of the stupidest financial decisions?

Hey get a load of these guys!
They took a 54% bet that they get a divorce and lose half their assets and money
80% chance the divorce is started by women
92% if the woman is college educated

Fucking idiots

>>60658322
Marriage is not a financial decision, probably why you'd be the 54%

>>60658322
Why was marriage one of the only things religious that the state decided to enforce?

>>60658322
>American problems

I think you guys can sign a prenup

>>60658338
Prenups are thrown out all the time and at the discretion of the judge
>>60658334
>Marriage isn’t a financial decision
Kekekekek
Explains why you’re extremely poor
If you don’t have at least a mil, don’t talk to me again

>>60658335
Women used to not be able to initiate divorce

>>60658273 (OP)
Good opportunity to raise some practice children right before your real life begins.

>>60658366
`so whats the point of them then?

fix your legal system you bunch of 3rd world idiots

>>60658273 (OP)
The only reason I don't get married is because I'm afraid of the chaos that a divorce could wreak on my savings, It would easily destroy my boatkid or any other shit I've been saving up for last couple years

>>60658335
Divorce is not religious though, its clear that marriage is for LIFE. It was added by a king that wanted it, it has zero basis in religion.

Bionically its better to have more wives or mistresses then it is to divorce.

>>60658689
*biblically

>>60658480
My retirement plan includes 3 divorces because that's what my father had. If I dont have them then I'll just be richer

>>60658398
>what's the point
the triumph of hope over expectation.

>>60658322
Autistic comment.

First time marriage isn't 54% and it also isn't a statistically independent event from your (and her) behavior, actions

>>60658480
Shouldn't that be diabro immortar?

>>60658322
>92% if the woman is college educated
that makes sense
if she fell for 1 scam, she is likely to fall for others, like divorce

>>60658689
>>60658717
>Bionically /*biblically
both are correct, funnily enough

>my sister just asked me how our crypto is doing

>>60658806
oh what a relief, so there's only a 10% change of getting rekt (it's much higher than 10%).

explain again why exactly it's a good idea to give women the option to financially nuke a man just because they feel like it one day?

>>60658273 (OP)
rookie mistake :/
everyone knows to skip the first practice gf
it's the second one that gets ya

>>60659112
Enjoy your psycho parenting or no parenting at all