How do I profit from the sea level rising 30 feet in the next 30 years?

Go back in time to the 90s and make an alarmist documentary

invest in cloudseeding companies

>>60661372 (OP)
Open a seafood restaurant

>>60661372 (OP)
First slam an asteroid into Antarctica to melt the water you'd need.

where is all the water comming from?

>>60661399
Melting ice but dont tell him that the volume contracts during this phaseshift

invest in inflatable boats

flood insurance

Buy up all the discounted potentially effected property because is all a rouse.

Create ai before anyone else

>>60661372 (OP)
Not happening.

>>60661377
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>>60661399
dubs

>>60661372 (OP)
invest in water

>>60661372 (OP)
>sea level rising
the people that told you this would happen and they needed to tax you for it all own beach front property
rich people all buy beach front property to this day

i dunno coming from /biz/ experiences i feel like i am being fudded out of a good investment here with bullshit

>>60661372 (OP)
30 years ago they told us the same exact thing
Still hasn't risen a foot

>>60661372 (OP)
Live in a coastal city and cultivate no useful skills like all other muh rising sea levels retards.

>>60661372 (OP)
Scuba tourism

>>60661372 (OP)
Flood resistant housing.
Flood insurance
Chinese island building technique handbook
House stilts

its proven bollocks
now what !!!!

>>60661372 (OP)
Buy cheaper houses a couple blocks inland and you'll be beachfront by the time you retire

>>60661372 (OP)
Umbrellas, son.
No rain = no sea level rise

>>60661372 (OP)
Shut the fuck up.

>>60661896
/thread

>>60661896
You sure about that?

>>60661399
An undiscovered comet

Why is nobody ITT mentioning the hordes of people who'd be moving inland
It would be like todays immigration problem but 10x worse

>>60661372 (OP)
>Sea life now has millions of extra miles to live in

Sell fishing gear.

>>60661404
The ice is above the water chuddy

>>60661399
>>60661377
>>60661372 (OP)
The permafrost Is melting, it flooded a part of China and Tibet
Pol missed it

>>60661372 (OP)
Start a company that sells anti flood housing modifications in cape coral

>>60661377
I remember in 1997 when scientists came to our school and said most of the earth would be flooded in 12 years due to the ice caps melting.
Fucked up thing to tell a bunch of kids. I stopped doing my schoolwork etc cause I thought "what's the point when we're just gonna be flooded in 12 years" and it never happened.

>>60663918
Because it wont happen and if it does we as a species are fucked well beyond moving inland. It is like the for the sky collapsing.

>>60665138
And they continue to push their lies to this day to demoralise the general populace.

>>60661696
THIS RIGHT HERE
Just bought a cheap beach house holy shit am i going to make it?

>>60661372 (OP)
>When ice floats, it displaces a volume of water equal to its own weight, and when that ice melts, it turns into water with the same weight, occupying the same displaced volume. Therefore, the water level remains unchanged
>modern science