i missed this, can someone give me the tldr - /biz/ (#60661817) [Archived: 240 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: R8swdzSs
7/20/2025, 3:45:00 PM No.60661817
a cup of coffee
a cup of coffee
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Anonymous ID: gvoUMUa4
7/20/2025, 3:51:22 PM No.60661845
>>60661817 (OP)
nothing burger, brad garlichouse also got a pen and attended the secret dinner afterwards. he also has a wiki page btw
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Anonymous ID: e7xwEUda
7/20/2025, 3:51:44 PM No.60661847
just another apple skateboard
Anonymous ID: Mu4a3NNA
7/20/2025, 3:53:37 PM No.60661858
>>60661817 (OP)
sirgay wrote the new stablecoin legislation and shook trump's hand at the signing ceremony so now chainlink is legally required for stablecoin use in the united states and by extension the entire world but he lingered probably about five seconds longer than he should have after shaking trump's hand to gas him up so the fuddies are now claiming final victory over the cultists
Anonymous ID: LurtY46s
7/20/2025, 3:54:36 PM No.60661865
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>>60661845
absolutely dunked
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Anonymous ID: gvoUMUa4
7/20/2025, 4:00:15 PM No.60661894
>>60661865
brad shartinghouse
Anonymous ID: u0UNm+WP
7/20/2025, 4:01:19 PM No.60661902
OP missed nothing, he's a paid shill or bagholding cultist who posts about this piece of shit scam to draw attention to it.
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Anonymous ID: 7h3WA+e3
7/20/2025, 4:05:11 PM No.60661932
>>60661865
embarrasing photograph. can't beleive it's real
Anonymous ID: k/FJns7x
7/20/2025, 4:06:08 PM No.60661937
>>60661817 (OP)
>objectively a top 3 /biz/ moment
>fuddies furiously spinning their wheels in the mud trying to turn this into a negative
>failing horribly
/OurChad/ Sergey cucked Brian Armstrong out of his moment with Trump while getting some good photo ops in. Bill good, Sergey good, Trump interaction good. Fuddies mad.
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Anonymous ID: R8swdzSs
7/20/2025, 4:29:46 PM No.60662039
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>>60661902
no you faggot i used to have 4k link but cashed out at the top nigger
Anonymous ID: 39fohTt8
7/20/2025, 4:31:36 PM No.60662045
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>when you can't get the fat Sergey memes out of your head
Anonymous ID: xfdathvz
7/20/2025, 4:40:49 PM No.60662090
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>>60661817 (OP)
Basically a heavily autistic man forced himself onstage uninvited and awkwardly tried to position himself for a photo before Trump hit him on the shoulder while ignoring him, basically telling him get the fuck out of his face. Normies online thought it was another attempted assassination.
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Anonymous ID: xfdathvz
7/20/2025, 4:41:55 PM No.60662095
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>>60661937
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Anonymous ID: LurtY46s
7/20/2025, 4:43:03 PM No.60662101
>>60662090
>>60662095
Youโ€™re crying in every thread lmaoooooo

COPE
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Anonymous ID: xfdathvz
7/20/2025, 4:44:04 PM No.60662105
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>>60662101
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Anonymous ID: k/FJns7x
7/20/2025, 4:47:04 PM No.60662112
>>60662090
Is there anything more cringe than people aping over the top msm headline titles?
Anonymous ID: jeXD61fU
7/20/2025, 4:57:12 PM No.60662157
>>60662105
>u-uh uh h-hewo mister trumpresident president sa-sir
>Trump thinking: (what's that skunk smell)
>I-I'm so honored and thankfu- for-
>T: (jesus, whats this stain that got left on my hand?)
>...not so stinky anymore huh? ha ha uh it's this meme I mean in joke uh uh...
>T: (better rub this slime off on this cheap suit)
>...will be standard I hope-promise ha ha you know Mr. Tr-pwesi-PRESIDENT sir man sir h-ha ha
>T: "That's enough."
>o-ok *walks off* *chucky cheese whimper* *looks at the camera* *sharts* *chainlink dips*