How do i get into the Life coaching business?

>>60664939 (OP)
>commit white collar crime as an investment banker
>go to prison for a few years
>pivot to being motivational speaker
This happens a lot for some reason to the point where it's a meme.

>>60664939 (OP)
That pic is incredibly based.

>>60664995
left is quite handsome i wonder if hes single?

Idk, when Im downtown, women come up to me and ask if i have a girlfriend, and when I say no it's pretty easy after that to get into their pants.

>>60664979
You don’t give a fuck once you get out of federal prison. I’m not saying it’s a terrible place, you just see what they took from you and you become a different person

>>60665021
The problem is getting downtown. You need to be normie rich (good income) to do that.

>>60665051
It is, thats why you drink a little bit before heading out so all you have to do is buy a few drinks. Basically cuts out half the cost at that point.

>>60664939 (OP)
who is coaching who

>>60664979
Isn't that the combined plot of Wall Street 1 and 2 with Michael Douglass?

>>60664939 (OP)
the life of non whites is really awful isnt it

Holy fuck I just became an instant fan
>>60665382
>never take your eyes off the prize

>>60664939 (OP)
Which of them is the coach

>>60665373
My fucking sides kek

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>>60665651
Did he steal your wife or something OP?

>>60665678
damn, he only has frequent cock at number 4?

nod infrequently

>>60665676
Ok that chick looks kinda hot. What am I missing

Gave me a good start on the day, thanks man. Guy just pays hookers and tells virgins hes got game and can teach them lmao

>>60665382
Is that ninacola kek

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>>60665003
Proof that gays will fuck literally anything, get aids and die faggot

>>60664939 (OP)
You okay OP? Its time to go outside and touch some grass.

>>60666174
are you chinese?

>>60664939 (OP)
Not your personal army, cuck.

>>60665651
this is good advice though

>>60665690
They're hookers.

>>60665680
Lmaoo

>>60666174
>t.

>>60665382
Bizarre.

>>60666787
Imagine being impressed with that level of corporateslop lingo.

>>60665690
They are paid.
How fucking new on the internet you are?

>>60666787
It was AI generated btw

>>60664939 (OP)
literally just start charging someone for listening and giving advice, thats about it

>>60667264
This lol. They look so much like hookers lol

>>60665386
Now THAT'S a guy who can get a prison sentence! Good for him.

>>60665382
They look like cuttlefish that went after the same clam

The guy is a goofball but he has a nugget of truth.

>>60665852

WTF?! Is this man mental??

>>60665678

What is #4??

>>60664939 (OP)
its so sad people do this to the vulnerable