germanic edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60662202

WHATS THE WORST THAT I COULD HOOOOOOLD
THINGS ARE BETTER NOW IVE SOOOOOOOLD
SO LONG, AND GOODNIGHT
SO LOOOOONG AND GOOOODNIIIIIGHT

For free anon? I guess some people yearn to be slaves.

Does janny hate pretty women?

0dte bros what is the plan for this morning

strongly considering going hard into nextdoor...not many other places for $ to flow at this point.

Currently hold SMCI, NXDR and SOXL. Some of you google shills have me interested in transferring my funds early for Google. Hopefull 200 dollars by the end of the week.

>>60667211
>janny
She goes by Jenny now

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Looks like green wins today

>>60667233
precision

Give them hell unh

>>60667217
Get this pop and gtfo

Schwab is taking a dump!

SOXL chads
It is only early Monday and yet we are already winning in ways that others can only dream of.

>>60667256
>Q2 revenue up 25%
that's the only news I was able to google now and I don't know anything else

>>60667256
>SCHW
>+0.20%
What ticker are you looking at?

WHY ARE YOU GOING UP AGAIn

bought XYZ at 77.80

>>60667262
>>60667270
I mean the interface

>>60667288
Why the fuck are you using Schwab when Fidelity exists?

>>60667288
I'm always curious the type of investor that chooses Schwab

>>60667286

Welcome aboard XYZISTER!

This smashes past $100 Wednesday

Hope you're in on GOOGL as well we are pumping all the way past $200 the very same day

OH WHAT AN EXCITING WEEK IN STORE

So what do we got for a price target on MSTR eow boss?

>>60667297
450 hopefully

>>60667293
>he doesn't use charles sCHUDwab
My broker? charles sCHUDwab. My investments? German defense companies. My wife? Thai. My ideology? National socialist

>>60667243
You’ve pushed our luck, you should have asked for flat. Now we dump

Im getting a pretty generous match on my 401k and have access to pretty much anything through brokeragelink. What should I DCA into? Right now it’s just going to a target date fund

>>60667308
>using Schwab's interface when the superior ThinkOrSwim exists

Thank you Mr. Dwyer, you will always be relevant

>want to buy XYZ
>know it will DOMP the second I do
I should charge $ to not buy stocks

>>60667305
>$450
Well fuck this, my $440 calls are already at like $9, you're telling me I'm only going to get another 10%, like 2% per day, fuck that shit boss. I might as well take this cash and put it into that Alphabet company boss.

my SLV calls are doing a little something today

Gentlemen, please. Surely we can all agree that any broker is superior to Robinhood.

platinum testing 1500 again
my sbsw

>Bought the ELV falling knife on 7/16
>Sold for $0.12 immediately because I didn't realize the earnings call was the next day

Bros
I need to double my $35k, and fast
Pls help

>>60667336
But I like the instant cash access on direct deposit and easy to view charts on mobile

PMN wtf

>>60667342

GOOGL 210 calls that expire next Friday. You're welcome.

>>60667196

feel like i should buy a put or two right now...

Huh, OPEN is actually going for it.
Feels like a meme stock, but where a pump could actually be beneficial for turning the firm around.

>>60667342
blackjack

>>60667328

Its double bottoming as we speak if you want to get in on XYZ before the moonshoot to $100

Classic Monday or what?

>>60667243
>>60667309
Last week was the bottom. The pricewill not stay under $300 after earnings.

>US Leading Index (M/M) Jun: -0.3% (est -0.3%; prev -0.1%; prev R 0.0%)

This shit only goes down while the market goes up, truly the best indicator

>>60667194 (OP)
Earnings week overview?

>>60667342
0de puts

>>60667382
>>60667213

>>60667379
if you’re not bullish in this market how are you making money?

I'm up 60 cents a share on a <$5 stock after last weeks boost, do I keep holding or cash out?

>>60667426
People here are making money?

Will buying a bunch if LMT day before earnings ruin me?

Buy silver and gold miners.

>>60667437

If you want to be a war profiteer buy during peacetime and sell during conflicts.

>>60667456
Buy potash

>>60667456
Buy SLV and GLD calls

>>60667456
*Silicon

>buy
Dump
>sell
Pumps
Almost comical how well I can time this shit.
No thanks, etfs for me

>>60667375
Slowly but fucking surely ig. Better pop 10% at earnings or else

Why didn’t you listen?

>>60667426
>>60667379
>market gigapumps this indicator
>still negative

>>60667478
I will not seethe until you post position, surely you understand this precaution

I buy VUAA every now and then, I bought a chunk in ‘23, a chunk when it dumped earlier this year. I have a chunk of money and wanted to buy something with it. VUAA seems pumped as fuck, is it still a good idea to buy now? My other option was gold, which is also pumped as fuck now..

Is Tesla going to dump or not I just bought puts with the last of my funds.

>>60667510
Did you see the various sets of newspaper clippings from last thread about it. They’re fucked. Like Enron

BTOG gonna pop
You're welcome.

>>60667519
it's gone up 4x in the last month STOP WASTING MY TIME

Google earnings predictions? I think if search revenue misses we could have a massive drop.

>>60667519
>The company was formerly known as China Xiangtai Food Co., Ltd.
Wut?

>>60667530
It had better doomp because I had it at $175 and sold early.

Meme economy back in action

Anyone looking to short OPEN? Reddit needs to burn and there’s no way it can keep going up this looks about as fake and gay as it gets

>>60667530
I too hope it dumps so I can get back in. I bought at 173 and sold at 180

>>60667530
Massive beats across the board and gigapump. We've entered a new paradigm where stocks can only go up in a parabolic trajectory.

>>60667486

Long 20 shares when it was below $25. I should have bought more but nobody anticipated they were going to partner with Apple to recycle magnets.

>>60667525
ALT SEASON IS HERE RETARD

ASML Niggas why arent we climbing???
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60667530

Double beat. $225 new ATH. Screencap this.

>>60667556
I won’t listen to you if you don’t listen to YOURSELF anon
BELIEVE

Looking at Bessents comments from this morning it seems that no one’s falling for Trumps shit. Markets will pump betting on him cucking out

>About to ask if BRK is hitting resistance
>It gives up its small gains right as I'm about to post

Does anyone have a good 401k match? In healthcare they are all dogshit. half of your first 6% and maybe 1% extra depending on seniority

i will not FOMO all-in this giga-pump

>>60667610

Then FOMO when the S&P500 is at 7,000

No one cares, we don't need your capital

>>60667590
Trump isn't gonna cuck out unless the market goes down. SPY puts are probably cheap right now

>>60667609
I get 5%. This is my 4th job and it’s the best I’ve had so far.

I told you retards DECK was a buy.

What's the deal with goyslop? PEP and YUM getting fucked today, but I don't understand why? Are the mindless slave drones being reprogrammed to not eat this shit or something boss?

>>60667617
They are talking about “quality of the deals” rather than getting them done by August 1, meaning no one is willing to accept tariffs. I suppose pushing the deadline back until you are out of office is not full on cucking, maybe semi-cucking? I hope he continues so my bags pump.

>>60667644
Trump honestly believes tariffs are good. Unless the market is spooking him he will not have a problem with no deal tariffs.

>>60667639
Pepsi just pumped like 10% on earnings it's just leveling out.

But yeah people are eating less of that shit and switching to cheaper brands. Turns out you can only charge so much for a potato chip and sugar water.

>>60667590
They are pumping because they believe in him. Tarrifs are bullish

>>60667609
3% company deferral
100% match up to 6%

I put in 11%, which is 20% when you factor in the match and company contribution.

>>60667194 (OP)
>he actually sold

I have a stupid state retirement plan where they don’t even match my contributions, just a flat 9% of my check gets taken out.
Wondering if when I get a different job, if I should just cash it out and pay the penalty+taxes. Then invest it.

Hey guys. When do you think the bottom 90% will start mattering to the economy and be reflected in asset prices?

Thanks for any input. - Steve

KIND/NXDR holder reporting in..

Any news from AI dashcams anon, Chewy anon?

It's over.

Anybody else stocks boss?

>>60667478
i don't buy pump and dumps

Buy SBSW

BITF bros. Sell here and wait for a re-entry or is this thing ripping back to $2?

>>60667676
>Hey guys. When do you think the bottom 90% will start mattering to the economy
should be able to buy them outright in a year or two

such an obv intraday top

>US Forest Service downsizes, loses 15% workforce
>Firefighters face shortages after 1,500 support staff leave, critics say
>USFS says firefighters ready for above-normal fire year prediction
>July 21 (Reuters) - The U.S. Forest Service faced criticism from current and former employees who say federal workforce reductions under the Trump administration have left fire teams understaffed, as the country grapples with decade-high U.S. wildfire numbers this year.
The agency, which oversees the nation's largest wildland firefighting force, rejected those claims, saying it has sufficient resources.

>However, more than a dozen active and retired U.S. Forest Service employees told Reuters that the agency is struggling to fill critical roles after approximately 5,000 employees - roughly 15% of its workforce - quit in the past five months.

lmao

Load ze cannons. Target ze panicans

Has /smg/ recovered here or are we mainly still on the other one?

>>60667727
>people quit
>it’s blompfs fault

>>60667732
It's pretty dead on both. This is definitely the fastest one though

>>60667730
Europe can’t even protect its own borders LMAO

Good evening. I bought the webull dip.

>>60667737
Wtf happened? Did we all just finally get jobs kek

>>60667747
More people are option gamblers now so when the market tanks their portfolio explodes and never recovers

Buy Gambling co. ( ticker : GAMB)

-Profitable every quarter
-Earnings soon
- Its literally called gambling which is meta tier humor

Stop gambling and be the casino.

I just lost THE GAME boss.

Is Schwab good?

>>60667732
The other one became such AIDS that this place actually recovered.

>>60667759
are you selling your car? I will pay $3.50 for it

guys why the fuck are my spicy rock stocks mooning

>>60667771
It’s the best there is.

>>60667753
Take me back to the /smg/ leveraged etf era

>loaded up on NXDR stock
>and ITM calls expiring march of 26
Hope these fuckers get a POOMP by then

>>60667779
Man $3.50 wouldn't even buy you the Matchbox car Mystery Machine I found in the liquor store parking lot boss.

man how can I make money off this and next week. I'm lost and scared after losing but need to get back bros

Is it time for the yearly LULU slurp?

>>60667164
You are retarded. System like this could be gamed and exploited way to easily. Especially now that people can be replaced with AI
>replace 10 million workers with ai
>stock pumps because less expense
>unemployment rises because people fired
>rates cut
>stock pumps
>unemployment too big people have no money to spend to keep the corporation alive
>print money for neetbux to keep the market going
>inflation rises
>rates cut
>stock pumps
The Jews can't be allowed to get rich of firing people.

>>60667220
>>60667224
>>60667677
>>60667800
what's good in the neighborhood anons, swiss german here and I hold NXDR.
>>60667781
fucking BASED. I made this a few years ago. unfortunately I sold all my calls the other day.

>>60667846
Allah willing NXDR will get bought out by some other asshole data hungry corp soon. Probably an Israeli one.

Tried xdte and qdte, fuck that shit. What do I convert these to? SOXL?

I bought $OPEN because I'm a degenerate

The market is so dead the last few days holy shit. You know it's a slow day when a trade from a hapless insignificant retard like me is 2% of the 1-minute volume on TQQQ.

>>60667878
Do or not do, there is no try

>>60667894
Its called hedgies going on vacation

I want to buy ETHA but I know as soon as I hit buy, its gonna come back down to mid 20's

>>60667834
Ai is redundant just let the market set the price ez pz

ok dude just pump all day again

The dollar is dying again. For fucks sake.

>>60667196
>>60667363
Zased

>>60667537
I shorted and down 22%, kek.

Why is our government threatening to take over the central bank
Are they retarded

>>60667946
update: down 40%. cheeks are wide open.

>>60667730
Don’t get be excited about the EU flipping out, they never do anything. FAGTMAN should be wiped out by the EU Instrumentality Project to leave only the NA in NA

>>60667956
Looks like it's bullish. Or nobody believes them, which is also bullish, because that means it's a government that won't do shit.

>cancel order for googl call
>no way it moves that much, the stock is already juiced!
>up 2% in one day
actually end me

Anyone know if OPEN has an active subreddit yet? I just want to know when I should exit this shit, because that'll be a grand signal.

>>60667944
I wonder if there is some super contrarian out there who has gone all in on the dollar regaining value. For a while there were these routine "Deflation is coming" threads on /pol/, and I loved reading those for a good chuckle

>>60667965
I bought another 10 call options on Alphabet. This is the easiest fucking play of the week boss.

>>60667957
>cheeks are wide open
Imagine the smell

EU anons, is it too late to get in on HCMLY for Ukraine rebuild profits? Any other construction sector recommendations?

>>60667965
Dude you should have been listening to the Mooglies in here. Two hundred this, two hundred that. There would be mass panic if it didn’t get there soon
>>60667969
I moogled it for you and there is

Can I get a price target on KO post earnings boss?

>>60667962
Yeah dude lets just make all our monetary policy decisions based on trumps delusional kitchen napkin math and freefall the dollar to third world irrelevancy taking the entire global economy with it

This admin is fucking stupid

I can't believe these retards are threatening us with poverty

>>60667987
my thinking was that people basically knew that their earnings were going to be pumped, so the raising prices over the last week were basically all the movement before the earnings. is there really hesitancy, or is it people FOMOing to get this much juice?

>>60668012

>>60668034
I would reckon the chat browser and the fact that nobody really googles questions anymore because it’s all AI slop either way. Also general toppy feelings among cowards

>>60667956
It has happened before. In the 40s they did ycc which was basically what the treasury wanted and not part of the mandate

>the kingdom of poop and shit has decided its next leader is formerly of the kingdom of turds and piss

>>60668071
Subway is a fascinating case study in corporate retardation

>>60667975
The only news story on $DXY in ThinkOrSwim is from 08/29 of last year and says "Citi: Expect a stronger dollar if Trump wins the elections", top fucking kek.

I've been selling this runup. My stock exposure is down from 70 to 40%, I plan to bring it down to 30%. Selling some more today.
I don't care how much you believe that you can't predict the future. This market is beyond exuberant.

>>60668071
How to save subway.
Stop using shitty fake bread
Stop selling franchises to Indians
Bring back $5 footlong

>>60668088
Local Red Animal Spoils Good Vibes by Sentiment Trading, Makes Money

hah the eu is so lame

>>60668088
>trump is going to hyperinflate
>sell an asset class that is guaranteed to benefit from this

If NXDR can break $2 that would be great.

Let's NIGGERDUMP it. Let's get this trending on the twitters bros. #NIGGERDUMP4FOOD

Have you accumulated QXO? It's about to breakout.

>Fed Chair Jerome Powell Hit With Criminal Referral By House GOP Trump Ally -
@FoxNews

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60668196
Based

>>60668099
retard take, the money isn't made by selling $5 sandwiches, the real money is made selling franchises to foreigners.

>>60668149
imagine if hit ATH again? I'd cum so fucking hard the jannies would be cleaning it up for days.
$13/share NXDR when!?!?

>>60668196
Not based

>>60668207

>>60668196
Its a nothing burger ginned up by an angry crypto-kike spic.
The DOJ doesn't need any excuse to go after whomever they want under Trump.

alright MSTR I think its time for a reversal

>>60665110
this anon might be right, EV haircut might be huge

>>60668196
god damn it i just sold my puts at a loss AGAIN

How long until car prices deflate?

I hope none of you are holding any automakers, especially not any automakers trading at 150+ P/E ratio

>>60668196
i bet it's a literally who and a nothing burger

>>60668273
>>60668196
Yeah this is just MTG the florida spic edition. Shes a lunatic grifter wasting resources and most people in power don't even know exists or ignores.

>>60667730
>Europe can barely run their economies without collapsing
>Italy hasn't grown since 2009
>65% of France's GDP is just government spending cope
>Germany is Germany aka dying to energy costs and refugees
>Britain's bond market is collapsing
what exactly will they do?

>>60668288
dealers are still putting BS add ons on cars

>>60668308
They will impose taxes on Europeans investing in American stocks or ETFs holding American stocks, which will have no impact whatsoever on Americans but shoot European citizens in the foot as they can no longer become wealthy by saving and investing.

>>60668316
Eurosluts are always welcome in my house. As long as they are white and willing to accept my love.

>>60667510
politicians have been offloading the stock if this isn't your sign to get rid of your bags I don't know what is.

>>60668308
More capital controls.

>>60668308
>Europe stagnant as fuck
>Russia's economy limping along on wartime spending alone
>China stagnant with huge population issues
>Japan's been fucked since 1989
>India is India
>Everyone else is basically irrelevant

>Meanwhile America just keeps growing faster than every other developed country and plodding right along in spite of total administrative confusion
How the fuck do they do it

>>60668332
>bought some $5 puts as a joke expiring in Jan 2027
I might actually make it

>>60668340
turns out high taxation fucks you over
Americans living in Mississippi bring in more after tax income than Europoors

>>60668340
“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.”
― Otto von Bismarck

>>60668356
Yea but they can ride busses and go to the clinic

>>60668340
All of those countries have higher living standards than the USA does except India
Americans not understanding notational value vs real value basically

>>60668340
Our banking industry and a small number of our tech companies absorb most of the cantillon effect while the rest of the country degenerates economically, culturally, and genetically into south africa
Using phrases like "plodding right along" and "growing faster than everyone else" is like a holocaust victim bragging about his ever-sharpening abs due to no food

>>60667969
I think there's been one for a while, almost every stock has a bunch of retard baghold shills with a subreddit

>>60668340
freedoms unironically (to not be taxed >50% anyway), plus momentum due to being the current global power and having hosted the latest technological revolution
working hard against it are demographics (in several ways), useless tax expenditure and foreign influence

>>60668373
>Euro's having higher living standards
I will only accept this for nations like Norway.

>>60668408
Have you been to Norway? A pizza is like 50$

>>60668424
I mean that's the question. "Quality of Life" does that mean low crime? Does that mean rights like freedom of expression? Does it mean rising wages and career opportunities?

>>60668424
50 Kroner is like $5 boss.

wen dump

>>60668373
European poorfags have higher living standards than American poorfags, but if you are talented and hard working you can have a way higher standard of living in America.

>>60668448
hard grifting, you mean

>>60668448
well you arent wrong the USA Is the best place to live if you are rich and the worst place to live if you are not the 1%

Imagine if the market was this stable at the bottom haha, you know, where it pumps and dumps 1-2% every 5 minutes and leak causes a 4% pump and an official statement 11%

>>60668460
Are you fucking insane? The 75% percentile for American workers is bringing home $250,000 a year

>>60668478
A HOUSEHOLD might be making $205k (not $250) at the 75th percentile. 75th percentile WORKERS are barely breaking $100k. Nigger.

>>60668490
I'm sure that's why Europeans migrate 100 times more to America than the reverse lol
seething europoor

>>60668433
>QOL
Proximity and Volume of Epidermis resembling fecal matter

>>60668368
>we may get the shit taxed out of us, but at least it's being spent on building a gigantic, inversed demographic pyramid

WHY HAVEN'T I BOUGHT MORE NXDR STOCK REEEEEE

>>60668478
While having to pay 5x more for basic goods and services that the rest of the world does and having to deal with crumbling streets and high crime LMAO
The only way out of this shithole is to be ultra rich in a gated community of other ultra richfags

Everyone else is doing just fine
I travel the world regularly and the roads are better, towns are cleaner and more peaceful outside the USA, people are happier and less bitter at eachother etc..
The fact you can carry a gun in the US is convenient because in the US you practically have to because the whole country is a shithole ghetto compared to other developed nations

americans are the most gaslit nation in existence and its not even close

>>60668514
piece of shit needs to break $2

>>60668196
market didnt dump so its a nothingburger

>>60668502
Along with millions of every flavor of shitskin, guaranteeing these numbers crab forever every year as real incomes dwindle to nothing
Of course, people who actually innovate and make significant contributions to society will always eat good no matter what. Not like a frothing reactionary stonk goombler on a burkina fasoan crochet forum would know anything about that.

can i sell my NVDA i hope it doesnt keep going up

>>60668452
I have literally never encountered anyone in my country with a six figure net salary unless they run their own business, if you earn 50 000 per year you are pretty much considered rich, and I live in one of the green coutries.
>>60668460
>the worst place to live if you are not the 1%
Bro you don't fucking understand, most Americans seem to be living in massive fucking houses with swimming pools and 2 gigantic gas guzzling pick up trucks, then still complain they don't earn enough. Do you know how rare backyard pools are in Western Europe? Most people have inflatable ones. Hell, most people don't even have air conditioning because it is too expensive.
>>60668490
>barely breaking $100k
Most households here don't even reach 100k.
>>60668368
>they can ride busses
I've had to take enough busses before i had my own car to never want to use one again.
>go to the clinic
Ok that is one thing that is 100% better here, but we are on the same trajectory as the UK here

I have reason to believe that the market is going to continue to go up, but it will be coming down, and hard boss.

>>60668529
I mean at least you're admitting europe is the third world lol

>>60668340
I have 10 comfy weeks of yearly paid leave. I also can get 1 additional day of leave per month if I do overtime, which isn't hard when you're doing 39h a week. So it brings that up to 12 weeks of paid leave per year. I didn't even count the sick leaves, and the children's sick leave.
So yeah, sorry if my productivity doesn't catch up to yours so it benefits some billionaire, but hey, I can at least benefit from YOUR work by buying shares of the company you work for.
Feels like cheat code, really, I live the easy life when others are suffering for me to bring me more money.

Who the fuck keeps propping up Tesla. Seriously. What the fuck. I

>>60668546
>biznigger can't read
le sigh

>>60668520
Didn't it do like 20% only in a few days? Be patient

>every news article says LMT's report will be bad
>up .60%

>>60668549
Wtf 10 weeks is insane.

>>60668571
It's having less that's insane, anon.

>Be american
>Gloat for lower taxes
>Pay 120% of his income to car payments, ((((insurance))) which doesn't cover him when he gets ill and 1 million usd house payments
>He is ok with this because he will 'retire' and fuck everyone like they fuck him now
>He doesn't actually do this, he just wastes all his generational wealth on slot machines while his offspring is pushed into further debt
>He is also very proud of his guns while niggers and Mexicans run rampant on his cities

>>60668577
I agree and I'm happy for you.
I seriously wish I could just never work again. My back is killing me.

can euros fuck off already
swear to god you niggers keep dragging this general down
fuck off to pol
talking about anything but stocks

Wow damn I didn't mean to derail this into /int/-tier shitflinging, I was just wondering why the American economy seems to be doing so well. I'm an Ozzy for the record.

Why does the word europoor upset them so much?

>>60668551
I bought some TSLA put option weeklies. Lets watch this company go into bankruptcy boss.

>>60668581
>1 million usd house payments

name a first world country where houses are cheap

>>60668581
Whatever fantasy makes you feel better. None of what you wrote applies to me. I would write that type of nonsense, too, if I were living under the heel of a nanny state which imports cultures that actively hate yours.

Is jewgle a buy?

I think it's better to be an American. Sure it's not as comfy but there's just so much more economic opportunities. Look at >>60668549 he's so buck broken and used to living in a zero growth/economic opportunity society that he's bragging about having to invest overseas.

It used to seem Europe has more freedoms but that is definitely not the case anymore. I would like to have 2x as much vacation but not at the cost of 50+60% of my salary. I think this is why Euros seeth so hard and blast Americans with squirt guns, because they have all this vacation time but can't afford to do anything with it since Americans outbid them for all the worthwhile destinations. I think Europe is trying to drive growth the American way by importing blacks and Arabs but they are 10x worse than Mexicans and Paris and the UK are just as bad as the worst cities in the US.

Brainlet here been investing in stocks in the last two years and I don't know if I'm screwed or not. I've got 50k in the market and most of my money is in SPLG, FTEC and NVDA. Now I've made more than I expected but needless to say I'm heavy in A.I./tech. If A.I. shits the bed I may get raped. Any potential solutions? Ideally solutions that would minimize the IRS having me in a choke hold.

>>60668646
>Any potential solutions?

sell

>>60668585
An American migger got triggered and started the flamewar. This is how it always is in this general. We dindu noffin!

>>60668594
As a Danish guy with free healthcare, safety, laws, rules, free education, PhDs, pharmaceutical companies, respect in my country I am also wondering why the US economy is doing so well compared to ours.

>SPY at ATHs, with only the boomerest of boomer stocks being discounted
>Stocks dump on good earnings and pump on bad news
>Shit like OPEN has over 1 billion volume
Fuck this bullshit market. I'm never going to make it.

>enjoying the higher living standards in Europe while simultaneously making dosh with US stocks
lel

>>60668646
If you are early in your career then dips dont matter, even if ai shits the bad just average down and in 10-15 years you'll be ahead

>>60668646
write some calls, or buy lottery ticket puts

>>60668675
Not with those capital gains taxes. Y'all get bent over the fucking table with those

>>60668684
What do you mean by bent over the fucking table boss?

>>60668682
thas rite

NXDR crossed two shekels

>>60668690
move to a north african shithole or poland and you wont have to pay shit, just the minimum to keep the IRS off your ass.

HOW THE FUCK IS TESLA STILL GREEN TODAY

WHO IS DEFENDING THIS POS

>>60668690
I think it's quite the fitting metaphor for losing 1/4th - 1/3rd your stock gains to insane european taxes

>>60668705
Tesla bulls once pushed their stock to 1000 pe ratio. I think the only investors more retarded than them are the game stop idiots

>>60668695
and no one is talking about it (which is a good thing).

what do I buy with some of my PLTR gains?

>>60668750
prep pills, people who invested in that shit are more than likely going to catch the HIV from their lifestyle choices boss.

>>60668750
Lookup what people in police states spend thier money on

>>60668709
Outdated graph, Spain hovers over 24-26 IIRC.
Also, come now. Show the USA's brackets.

>>60668750
neighborhood surveillance aka NXDR

I've read for hours now about Crypto and I'm now significantly more retarded

>>60668373
The ultimate fucking cope

>"There’s no 12-year return associated with the current instance, because across a century of market cycles, valuations have never been this extreme."

ACHR to $20 EOY load back up around 11 boyos and always trust (((GOLDSTEIN))) with your $$$

>>60668776
Kek, I have $150k in crypto and I'm not selling to buy FNGU so that makes us two retards

>>60668784
I think the only time cape has been this high was the dot come crash. We're beating the pandemic even

>>60668784
So, we're headed for the big one? This aligns with my feelings. No storm yet, but it's startin' to brew.

>>60668820
My feeling is that we are heading for something that is not just going to be a flash crash like covid or liberation day, but something that is going to break the trend of investors (and especially normie retail) piling money into passive index funds thinking they will be rich. That narrative doesn't stop with a flash crash.

The absolute worst thing that can happen is if there is a crash so bad that the Fed steps in to buy equities directly.
They will break the market forever. No more returns from equities. Japan already did that years ago and returns have been pathetic. The Fed already bought corporate bonds directly in 2020 and the bond market is irrepairably broken. It will just kill the market forever with no real alternatives.

CEPO anyone? I bought at 12 dollars per share.

>>60668852
Stagflation

>>60668852
We'll just passively invest in crypto currencies, and basically not pay any taxes as we just use crypto currencies for all pricate transactions boss.

>tfw was looking at Abcerella Biologics when it was 2$
>Chickened out because I've been burned by biotech stocks before
>Now it is 5$
Coulda woulda shoulda I know but it still stings.

>>60668852
Only thing I see fucking up the market is China invading Taiwan or any other WW3 scenario.

>>60668855
>66
>88
>55
SOMEONE give me reliable info on Sminem. I need to know if he's still here or left us to duke it out with the Brothers in digital form.

>>60668852
It wont happen until 2026
Otherwise, enjoy the bull run and take profits on the way up

>>60668869
This is far worse than anything you could possibly imagine. They're going to put Chairperson Jay "Pow Pow" Powell into prison. Then when Scott "I suck cocks" Bessent sends him the check for the interest payment on the debt, Jay is going to be in prison and unable to cash the check. This leads to a default on the debt, and basically everything we have ever known about the market is going to get fucked boss.

>>60667375
I TOLD you this was a crab hex

OPEN is the real fucking deal nigga
hop in nigga
squeeze eod play still up nigga

>>60668929
yeah, i'm not touching that shit, like I was out spirit cooking all weekend, and we all agreed not to squeeze it this week boss.

>>60668929
>it just keeps going up
wtf, I thought about buying this morning but didn't

Friday I bought my first stock (SRPT) (only traded leverage before that)
Now I bought my first Crypto

Finally I am become Baggie, Destroyer of Markets

>>60667706
i did at $7.62 and again this morning. now what?

Why is UMAC dumping on no news despite all the positive prospects of emerging US drone industry?

Sold my KIND/NXDR at a 10% gain right before it shot up to 2 dollars. A bit upset with myself that I didn't hold, but it gave me the funds to buy a SOXL call that expires 60 days from now. So it's a pretty fair trade off in my books

>>60669018
I forgot I bought that shit and looked and it was up like 30%, I reckon she's got more room to run, but lmao, you ever buy some shit and just forget about it and then look and see you're up 30% because you bought some meme shit shilled on /smg/. Sometimes you're alright boss.

If Tesla doesn't go back to the 200s this week I'll probably kill myself.

>>60669029
Happened to me when I first started investing back in like 2019. Markets been a bit too crazy these past few years to forget now.

>>60669040
If TSLA goes back to $200 this week, I'll be purchasing that breast reduction surgery my gf has been asking for boss.

>>60669048
I only bought 100 shares, I figure I can use them to write calls on if this shit ever actually achieves meme status boss.

Sheeeeiiiiiit

>>60669056
That's smart

THE MARKET WANTS LOWER

>>60669050
I read "beast reduction" and immediately thought of Mr. Beast. It's over.

>>60669092
Yet it wont drop, will probably dump hard tomorrow

>>60669099
So when are we going all in on shorts?

>>60667677
im at my dayjob rn i alreadly told u yesterday

>>60667730
>1 year for a chance of something happening
>wont because everything requires majority vote
at least don gets some good laughs

Who here in the neighborhood?

>>60667741
Smug time for the $BULLs to fuck da bears

>>60667194 (OP)
American here. Does Poland actually like Germany? I thought they would hate Germans after what happened in WW2.

>>60669139
I bought this around that price but then researched what it was and it sounded fucking retarded so I immediately sold for a 1% loss.

>>60668684
its insane some of them even tax unrealized. and the government runs collections agencies ensuring its over for you if you try make it with a business or have something unfortunate happen. even the "free" education is becoming government secured debt

>>60669157
You goober. It's got potential. Some anon in here used to work there and said he and his former coworkers bought up a fuck ton of shares when the new ceo came in. Bless his heart

This it it.

>>60668929
I sort of believe that wsb "new carvana" DD
Like it's the exact same story of high expectations in 2021/2022, then expectations falling to basically 0, and then maturity and a rebound.
Like this doesn't feel like GME or AMC where those make no sense for them to exist as a firm. Forget about the current pump (which will probably go to 20+) I think it lands around 10-15 before earnings next month. And it'll be another beat, probably, and then who knows.

>>60667194 (OP)
Why isn’t there a crypto market general? Who wants boring 100% stocks when we can get 100000% crypto?

>>60669165
we need to meme a buyout or some shit on this into happening. Meta, X, or Uber could all benefit from it somehow

>>60669179
As an anon said before, this shit will collect a fuck ton of data and user information. The Chinese will be salivating for it soon enough

>>60668929
CEO
Carrie Ann Wheeler

Sorry I'm out boss.

>>60669139
Nextdoor is like onlyfans but for locals. I only hire them Latina house cleaners that wear those French black and white outfits.

>>60669190
Rare based bobo the baggler post. Every woman ceo tanks companies

>>60669196
Extremely bullish

MOOGLIES WE JUST HIT 190

SEE YOU AT 195 TOMORROW

WE ARE HITTING 225 AFTER EARNINGS

WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE YOU SAY MOOGLIE

GOOGLIE!

>>60669208
Fuck you.

>>60669227
t. Sold

>>60669227
Hey that's my friend, fuck you asshole.

>>60669227
This.
I want it to dump so I can get back in. I was one of the og mooglies.

>OPEN gigadumped
so much for that EOD squeeze

>>60668929
>OPEN
rip

livid that qqq dumped literally 4 minutes after i sold $565p at a 35% loss because they recovered from a 50% loss.

>>60669239

Thanks boss, even though all tripfags get the rope I'll let you swing last.

In other news I have made several awful investments that I would like to exit already, these include:

ONDS
XYZ
GRRR
METC
AT
GAMB

Maybe I'm not a talented trader after all

Maybe I really am just another dime a dozen retard normie.

Imagine it closing at 6280

Tariffs are next week. This is all a bull trap!!!

>>60669267
Just give me enough time to run to Israel boss.

nearly bearish option i sold at a loss would have profited or broke even if i held until close. fucking christ.

>>60667781
That stock is a license to print money I swear. Got it at 4 sold at 9, went into a straddle option.
Seriously, this stock is volatile enough to make money but has a hard floor at $4, so if it ever gets back to 5 buy buy buy.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEAF DEAF, TO THE MARKEF

>>60668929
hahaha, get hosed, baggie

>>60669256
>>60669255
>buying reddit stocks

I only trust OG /bizraelis/, personally. Reddit niggers will post anything for updoots

Uhhh? What the fuck is going on with this here market boss?

>>60669271

Why would you curse us with that evil?

>>60669322
Priced in.

>OPEN

Market is pricing in that Trump is going to cave on tariffs.

>>60669333

Blessed trips

>Fitch Ratings has lowered around 25% of 2025 U.S. sector outlooks to ‘deteriorating’.

Just FUD don't sell them your bags - I mean assets.

Also LMFAO at OPEN reddit retards

4chan will win the day with a KIND pump, the only true door ticker.

>>60669170
lol btfo, get pump&dump'd!!!

>>60669348
Many such cases, fellow NXDR Chad. Reddit baggies will rope while we buy our lambos

TSLA investors are fucking stupid. I can't wait for this shit to be trading at $180 on Friday boss.

locksneed doe??

slaps or mid? ww@?

>>60669362
I'm sussin' ChockSneeds fr boss.

>>60669360
all it takes is one trump "truth" to make tesla go down by 5%

Looks like IEZ and IEO are near a 4-week low. Might be a good time to buy into oil again, just fyi

THE OPEN DUMP CONTINUES

>WH Press Sec. Leavitt: President Trump Has >No Plans To Fire Fed Chair Powell
>- Powell Needs To Lower Interest Rates

He will fire him tomorrow

>>60669342
no. market is strongly encouraging trump to go ahead with the tariffs and getting rid of price suppressing powell

want to cry re: i had bear options but sold them at a loss IMMEDIATELY before the big-ass dump that would have 3x’d my positions

MSTR is going to fucking pump in after hours and pre market trading and then dump again fml

Do you know what caused this dump boss?

>>60669414
Don't make me tap the sign.

Literal gigachad giving you financial advice and you choose to ignore it, that's on you.

>>60669429
Chewy anon bought chwy puts.

Wow I didn't know SCHD stood for sucking cock heemed dollar
...why the fuck are you in the 26s asshole

>>60669443


>>60669453

>>60669453

>>60669453

NEW

THREAD

NEW

>>60669414
>>60669433
I have like 125 shares of WMT, plus two long dated calls. I wanted to write a CC to put the 100 shares to work, but we have an ER on the 21st, and I've learned to avoid those because of the volatility (unless you're doing condors or whatever, which I'm not).

So the next best option was writing a 20 delta call ($100 strike) for the previous expiry, which is the 15th. Based on volatility, 102.33 is one SD away, but still unlikely to reach it. But looking at the charts, it looks like it'll trend back up to around $99 over the next few days ... which means I need to wait before writing the CC, and by that time there will be little premium to gain ($50 today, probably $20 by then), and then only a handful of days before the ER, and it's possible it'll break past the green high support line I have here, and if that happens, it'll indicate an uptrend.

tldr, know what you're doing with options and be patient

>>60668852
TWO WEEKS

>>60669040
You won't do shit.