Just think about it for a moment. Why shouldn't women be bought and sold like livestock? After all, they possess many valuable qualities that can be quantified and traded for profit. Their beauty, resilience, and .....whatever…. other qualities they like to pretend they have.... are all assets that could fetch a hefty price on the open market! And let's not forget the potential for diversification. Just as you would invest in a variety of stocks to minimize risk, why not diversify your portfolio with women from different backgrounds and skill sets? Imagine the possibilities of owning shares in a diverse range of women, from feral, masculine, bitter, CEO ball buster cunts to sweet, fun, stay-at-home moms with a passion for eBay. I can hear the objections already from the dickless pussy sniffers
>"But women are human beings, not property to be bought and sold! Cuck-a-doddle-do!"
Well, my friends, I would argue that in today's capitalist society, everything has a price tag. Why should women be exempt from the laws of supply and demand?
To wrap it up, I urge you to consider the benefits of trading women on the stock market. It's time to embrace a new era of commerce where women are valued not just for their intrinsic worth, but for their potential to generate profit. Thank you for your time.

>>60670615 (OP)
I thought that's what I was trading with "Lean Hog" futures. WTF

>>60670615 (OP)
They are in Libya

>>60670615 (OP)
3, i called it

Thanks, Claude Opus, you really got my noggin joggin

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>>60670615 (OP)
>tfw when I was 25 and fit working at a retail store, I took my shot at a 45 year old milf who came by often
She always said I was handsome and always chatted me up when I was stocking shelves or some shit. Damn, even though she rejected me lightly, I should have pushed. I feel like i could have fucked her

>>60670615 (OP)
3>1>4>2

>>60670615 (OP)
Small dick energy bruh

used to by the father had to save money to bribe a young handsome successful to take the daughter off his hands, and the young man could choose which father offered the best deal.

>>60670779
Tits or gtfo

>>60670615 (OP)
what livestock is traded on the stock market???

That's actually where the name of Wall Street came from in the financial district of southern Manhattan. The Dutch set up a wall at the port of then New Amsterdam, and displayed and auctioned off slaves fresh off the boat in front of this wall.

>>60670823
Just look at agricultural commodities futures on any finance website

>>60670615 (OP)
Why would you buy them? They're outdated and obsolete.

>>60670615 (OP)
Based

>>60670615 (OP)
Too late with your idea, Vitalik have a full catalog of NFW (non fungible woman), to collect his Asians pussys, he is truly a mastermind

>>60670848
insane

I miss shitposting threads like these, new /biz/ is fucking dead as fuck and this reminds of the days when the boards were more lively

>>60670615 (OP)
hi bait anon im the one who asked why can't i just buy you as well (since you are a bitch, doesn't count as a male), just so i can tie you up in my basement to piss and shit on you whenever i feel like it. remember me?

>>60670615 (OP)
What’s pornhub and of?

>>60670615 (OP)
They kind of are when you look at the "elite" - they all seem to shuffle around the same women.

>>60670615 (OP)
Because they said no, you can't do this to us. And some whiteknight fellas who thought they'd get a barneymugging said, these dames are right.

>>60670615 (OP)
long dated puts

>>60670615 (OP)
because they are non-fungible?

>>60670615 (OP)
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