Would a bikini car wash business be profitable or even doable even if not very profitable?
I looked it up and there's one or at least was one business like this in Florida which seems to be able to do it but why can't I find more than one business like this in the entire USA?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCzaycnuec
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=98eIDnpRUU0
https://m.youtube.com/@BaywashORL
https://m.youtube.com/@baywashbikinicarwash1598

If you wanted to open your own what would you have to consider first?

I suppose you'd need maybe a few million dollars so you could completely own the business as if you get investors to help you start it they'll later use their stake in the company to promote gay stuff. Hopefully this means you can personally screen ahead of time and decide which girls get hired and fired?

The business should be built in a state where it's warm almost year round so it doesn't have to close at all or much during the winter the state should also be Republican so there's not too many regulations and it's not too easy for employees or independent contractors to sue.

Should there be cameras and maybe even audio recording all around the business so as to reduce liability from lawsuits? Maybe a security guard?

It should be built next to a major road with lots of traffic.

They should be properly trained and equipped to wash, dry, vacuum, wax cars without scratching them or making other errors. Possibly supervised by clothed men or women who know what they're doing and will watch for and correct and discipline when errors are made like scratches to paint.

What else?

>>60672114 (OP)
The chemicals are quite harmful. These girls will whither away from undiagnosable disease even faster than the spic poverty workers who normally do it.

>>60672127
I don't know what your evidence for that is since I'm unaware of this other business being sued out of existence because of this.
You're the business owner you can obviously just have them use safe cleaning supplies which are still at least somewhat effective

>>60672162
You can't get sued because medical "science" is too DEI to prove anything like COPD or nephrotic disease years later. Most of this stuff doesn't have names anyway, it just manifests as "issues" and a decade later the body can't fight off cancer or something.
Strictly business thinking, the direct skin irritation from hours working with surfactants and nano coating will be an issue, so the girls will quit after a month or two.
Maybe you could use them in the clear water phase only.

unc its 2025 no one gives a fuck about real women and your 40 year old fetishes is all about egirls and vtubers now if you wanna milk the youth

>>60672114 (OP)
Sweep gutters for a buck

>>60672193
I guess the statue of limitations is like 3 years

Again I'm not aware of the other business having that problem but maybe they took your advice idk

When I make it I'm buying a bikini car wash and hiring the hottest girls

>>60672114 (OP)
good luck finding a semi-attractive girl that wants to wash cars for less than $150/hour.

even hooters went bankrupt, and in their last days the only chicks that wanted to for work ~$80/hour (if counting tips) were fat whales.

>>60672352
https://acidcow.com/girls/82571-say-hello-to-the-sexy-ladies-of-baywash-bikini-carwash-56-pics.html

Where's your evidence they're making more than like 30 dollars an hour?
I'm not trying to do free advertising for them but I looked at their prices on their website and the reviews on sites like yelp and it's not crazy expensive and apparently the washing is done pretty well.

It should pay like at least 25 dollars though otherwise there's no point of working in the sun all day instead of a wagie at Walmart making 20 dollars an hour.

Also with AI being perfect in a few years people will be able to generate perfect porn of whatever they want unlimited and free and totally put all only fans e whores out of business. Not to mention the white collar women who just finished college and can't find a regular job because AI stole it. They'll have to work somewhere :)

>>60672352
That's a chain business with corporate and bullshit a small or medium business with you having 100% stake means you can do at least some or tons of micromanaging and make sure the women being hired are hot and there uniforms are sexy and they're not acting like cunts in front of the customers.

We live in a time where any woman with a worthwhile body can generally make $10k a month doing onlyfans without even having to do anything hardcore. So you're probably not going to be able to outbid their "freelance" work.

Also everyone's driving around massive pickup trucks now. Those things are too damn big to clean by hand, and the girls would risk serious injury trying to climb onto the hood so in effect the driver wouldn't even get a good view of the chicks washing his truck.

>>60672391
>We live in a time where any woman with a worthwhile body can generally make $10k a month doing onlyfans without even having to do anything hardcore. So you're probably not going to be able to outbid their "freelance" work.

The average is about 150 dollars a month. Also they're going to be put out of business soon. Because of this >>60672369
Also anecdotally there's plenty of young, attractive, thin, white women on fansly and only fans who don't make shit. They're flexible and will make you literally WHATEVER custom video you want for a very cheap price but they are still broke. Maybe they need to market themselves better and COULD make 10k a month if they did everything right but most people are stupid. Besides If they all advertised themselves correctly and everything then they'd all be competing with each other and they'd all be broke.

>Also everyone's driving around massive pickup trucks now. Those things are too damn big to clean by hand, and the girls would risk serious injury trying to climb onto the hood so in effect the driver wouldn't even get a good view of the chicks washing his truck.

lmao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0n8ZswtmoCI

>>60672339
>>60672114 (OP)
Sauce on these girls??

>>60672440
>>60672369
Use pimeyes

>>60672369
IDK, most women work in made up daycare, AI can't really replace non-existent outputs.
And the simps mostly don't pay for videos, they pay for the experience of paying.

>>60672451
That's true but I think you're overestimating the scale

>>60672339
godspeed anon

>>60672114 (OP)
I think this is one of the jobs that will disappear in the future because nobody has money to buy a car anymore, the most I can dream of with my shido is to be able to eat at the end of the month lmao

>>60672114 (OP)
There have been any number of "service, but done by chicks wearing lingerie!" businesses in the U.S. They all tend to fail because the chicks want to be paid more for wearing skimpy clothing, while purchasers don't want to pay more for some dumb service and don't want to be perceived as creepy. In the case of bikini car washes, the ones I've heard of have been high school fundraisers for the cheer team or football team.

There used to be several lingerie barbershops in Las Vegas, for example, and none of them have lasted. I went to one once and it was boring, the lingerie covered up too much and the women weren't doing anything besides boringly chopping off hair.

There are a few exceptions, like strippers having day jobs as lingerie house cleaners, because that happens in private and they can show up fully clothed before taking off a jumpsuit and wandering around the house dusting things. But they can run these things independently with not much more than a website and a cellphone, they don't need you to manage them.

>>60672603
maybe