What videos should I make as a NEET to earn money?

It requires kneepads and you wouldn't be allowed to post the videos on youtube

>>60672822
That joke is old and tired. I thought anons could give me big ideas instead. What kind of slop should I feed the consoomers?

gaming shit and pray you are lucky

>>60672795 (OP)
Base jumping

>>60672795 (OP)
Parkour

>>60672843
hardcore gay bondage films

>>60672843
easy make content that confirms the zoomzooms in their choice to abandon a career if not most of society itself
just do a mix of doom and personal affirmation

>>60672843
90s nostalgia

>>60672795 (OP)
if you have a feminine sounding voice you can do faceless asmr, granted your comments will probably disgust you but hey money is money

Could just vlog about being a NEET but make it as normgroid friendly as possible.

there's a reason why so many youtubers quit youtube for other platforms, its pay is shit

>>60673099
honestly this would probably do well too, only problem is you'd have to be ok with having your life on the internet

>>60672795 (OP)
I have 850,000 views on my channel and have earned a solid $0 & 0¢

>>60673555
how? wrongthink content or malicious reporting

>>60672795 (OP)
Hood pranks

>>60673718
My first video got 90k views in my first month but I didn't have enough subs yet. I hit 1000 in like 13 months. Now I hover around 2000 watch hours in the last year when I need 4000. Most by views are from shorts these days

>>60672822
You would be allowed if you're not explicitly showing the blowing, you could in fact get away with it if you're showing half of your body and have some stupid narration like some stupid scenario you made up in chatgpt. Chinese ads are doing this right now to promote their shitty mobile apps, they have a video of a girl masturbating but they only show the upper half of her body.

>>60672795 (OP)
I'm not fucking joking here, don't go for the AI meme thinking you'll make it in a month with a steady supply of subscribers and watchers. Unironically buy a half decent mic and do niche horror stuff. Somewhat obscure true crime narrations (you can find interesting cases every other day since the world is so fucked), 4chan weird/obscure stories, etc. As long as it's not very well known shit, you're good. Every channel I see that uploads content like that always gets at WORST fairly decent views. Then you can make 2-3 hour long compilations with all your videos and that's when you get a real chance at getting a bunch of people all at once, schedule the video for a few hours (boosts performance a little), launch it. Long videos perform well on YouTube because they reward watcher retention.
I'd do it if my waggie didn't drain me like it does.
>>60673743
What do you upload? Don't be shy nobody is going to track you down to comment "hehe ur le biz user xD"

>>60672859
>>60672879
Nah I'm a shut-in
>>60672948
Could work, like "Why working a 9-5 is useless in 2025" blablabla bullshit, but it might be hard to make a lot of videos on this topic
>>60675174
That's a decent idea, you mean like this guy? https://youtube.com/@the_mystorian
I think you should give it a shot, even if your day job is soul-crushing.
I couldn't really do it myself — mostly because my English pronunciation is bad (I have a strong accent), and honestly, I'm just not that interested in hearing those kinds of stories in the first place

>>60675174
I upload 4k travel videos and travel Shorts. My top video has 150k views of me walking around a very scenic area. It's completely saturated, I should've started in 2016. All good it's still fun

>>60672795 (OP)
How did you become a NEET? Apparently for unemployment I need to do 4 job applications a week and I already almost got hired on the first one I applied for but I want be a NEET too and make controversial videos and music

>>60677420
>Apparently for unemployment I need to do 4 job applications a week and I already almost got hired on the first one

How about making videos about this process alone? But also adding some comedic value in it by messing up the job interviews in the most ridiculous ways possible. You could use a hidden camera and record the interview if it's in person. Make the normie wagekeks absolutely seethe by acting absolutely bananas and not taking them serious. Demand crazy pay or the ability to wfh even if it's stocking up shelves. Demand that they get you a robot which you control remotely etc.

I would pay to see this shit.

>>60677786
kek not a bad idea anon, I might be down to do that if I start applying for jobs I definitely do not want, I still think music and political discourse has a much higher ceiling tho

>>60677420
Where are you coming from with these neet requirements, germany?

>>60677420
I live in France so I had nothing to do special
>>60677786
Kek'd, it'd be funny but it takes balls

>>60677786
>demand work from home for shelf stocking job
holy kek