Why are crypto prices tied to retardation in government spending and money printing instead of the actual technology?

Because everyone is in a Speculation phase of Crypto adoption. We are not yet in a Utility phase where its actually being used for things like payments or tokenization.

>>60673076 (OP)
The whole point is combatting government retardation. It's right in the genesis block. Are you just learning this? Betting against government integrity is laughably easy. You can't lose with BTC.

>>60673153
Beta Test Coin.

You really think the banks are not gonna get in on Crypto?

You fool. They invented Crypto. They were using Cryptography before BTC ever existed.