market waifus edition
>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
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>>60672552
Nxdr chads, status report?
>>60673976>cost basis 1.92Comfy
>>60673969 (OP)Muh fooking dick. Someone post a HQ version of several mb.
>>60673976I'm waiting till this shit turns into a fifteen bucker before I start writing calls with my 100 shares I bought at a dollar sixty-five boss.
>>60673988Shits gonna dump hard. But redditards are free to try and time the market
reminder to slurp yuro def, rhinemetal dumped hard today
>>60673984This. The labor of the future generations have been bought and sold 100 times over except they forgot to leave a functioning economy behind so they can actually earn anything.
>>60673969 (OP)Technically Bobette woul need the biggest ass (DUMP). I mean, Mumette has the largest tits.
also repost:
>US President Trump: We'll Probably Be Meeting Chinaโs Xi In Not-Too-Distant FutureRetard is trying to pump markets. There was news recently about them possibly meeting in October at some event in Asia (maybe ASEAN or some other group)
>>60674003Oh shit another RHM 100 point buy and sell, let me ju-
>im still all in UNHFuck
>>60674009The issue is these meetings are boring and gay. Next meeting should be at a ufc title fight
WAIT ASML AT SIX HUNDRED WHAT THE FUCK
>>60674003European countries aren't actually going to spend that much on defense. They are just bluffing and waiting until Trump is out of office. Don't become a generational bag holder of this shit
>>60673969 (OP)>muh EBITDAsuck my fuckin dick wannabe Asian retired quant trader bitch. This is the max Tesla.
Rich dudes will be pulling up to valet and bitches panties will be soaked from the concave doors and futuristic mono-headlight. Rich dudes will tell other rich dudes how they got their dick touched for whipping the lucid air around
Why does CMG suck so god damn hard?
>>60673969 (OP)>editionBullish for my penis.
>>60674022Those are europoor dollars sir
>>60674027Forgot pic.
Ebitda stands for: Everything bitch incels tell dumbasses ape
>>60674026And if we are going to spend on defense, it won't be on european companies, it will be on american companies.
>>60674009Meeting that orange baboon is such a waste of anyone's time. The premise of his tariffs is unsound what the fuck are they going to talk about? How much of a retard he is?
>>60674026They are going to spend a lot more than pre-trump because military power is once again political power.
>>60674042They'll only be spending on american companies after capping local capacity.
>>60674045>meeting the PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is waste of anyone's time
>>60674047Ironic considering yuropoors should be worried more about mudslimes coming in and raping and murdering their women and children.
Oh well.
VAL, ACHR anyone?
>>60673976>cost basis 1.76Comfy. Haven't sold a single share yet.
Will SPY end green? I bought an ODTE call like a pajeet
>>60674057He called the deal he himself negotiated with Canada a shit deal. Talking to him is pointless. Just wait until he fucks off.
>>60674058They're different sets of problems. One is termites eating away at your woodwork and the other is a neighbor threatening to shoot your dog.
>>60674065Whiter than you, Mohammed.
>>60674068Yuropoors deserve their dogs to get put down.
K no more of this before jannies come in and seethe. I don't feel like resting my ip
>>60674076>Whiter than you, Mohammed.
>>60674076>Whiter than you, Mohammed.t. Pedro
God, if you put UNH up to just under 300 before earnings, I will give you one of my nuts. It has been mostly sterilised by energy drinks but it has been in the mouths of three Asian women
Looks like everyone sold and now we get low volume choppy theta shit
>>60674097>sterilised by energy drinks???
>>60674098I wish I spoke Greek so I knew what you guys are talking about with this shit
>>60674104but that was spanish
https://youtu.be/dWkqYpne9Es?si=0sox01KfosbjR7Sc
whats up with shit like HOLO showing $2 to 50k spikes
>>60674110>posting si links.
>>60674090" W H I T E R T H A N Y O U A C H M E D "
Funny because I'm one of the top 5 nationalities to be able to say this.
All the hot white women dressed like hookers in new york city are tourists from europe right?
I was kind of amazed.
>>60674117in english, doc
>>60674060I dont feel so good
>>606739765k shares, 30 march 26 calls. not sweating.
I have been getting paid incorrectly for the entirety of this year. I pointed the issue out earlier this year, but I never received my backpay and am still getting the wrong rate because they "lost the document" that documented my raise.
What do, finance bros? I can't sue because this is the family business, and I need more money to buy the fucking dip.
>>60674131>shorting cult stocks Shiggity diggity
>>60674064ye, its only USA and its only 3 years. imagine some retard listening to you in 2016
>>60674122>funny because I'm one of the top 5 nationalities that needs the boonThat is the funny.
>>60674149>can't sue because it's a family business But anon, you absolutely can sue.
>>60674149Just keep bothering them til they fix it. Being annoying is the only way that works.
>>60674149>I can't sue because this is the family businesswhat?
Qdte / xdte gives me ~120 / week. Do I autobuy SSO for 25 years?
>>60673969 (OP)Me on the left!
>>60674160i think "family business" was code for mafia. he cant sue
>>60674155Probably wouldn't be knuckle deep into a fascists asshole right about now. Wouldn't that be neat.
>>60674171Mafia problems require mafia solutions
>>60674131double down
also that's not how you short retard, you don't buy short ETFs you short long ETFs
look up beta decay
>>60674175he could make money as an informant, he goes in wearing a wire, gets them on tape, collects some reward money for unsolved crimes, and then they give him a new name and state mandated wife and kids and shit to protect him boss.
GOOG wants to go green so fucking bad lmao
>>60674136Best to look it up on investopedia, but effectively it means the company issues more shares and sells thes, decreasing the value of you shares. Chinese small caps like HOLO are especially notorious for doing this. If you ever look at small cap and see shit like "stock offering" in past news or zoom out and see the graph that hits multiple tousands, avoid it like the plague. It means the companies will hype up their stock price, then dilute and bag the money.
>>60674135Hey as long as it makes you feel better about your trades
>>60674176Cheers, thanks anon, good to know
>>60674160>>60674166I would be suing my dad when it's actually his business partner who's at fault because he's in charge of payroll.
>>60674165My dad is too busy and ADD to pay attention to anything, and his business partner doesn't take me seriously and criticizes everything I do.
>>60674171Funny enough, my dad's uncle was in the mafia.
everything is green. I'm getting anxious bros
>>60673969 (OP)what do their farts smell like?
>>60674195>his own father knows you didn't get paid fairly and does nothing about itYou've got bigger problems than investing in stocks, anon
>>60674203grass, the ocean, and honey from left to right
This market wants to dump so fucking bad please just do it.
Huh mumusisters? Why are we red? I don't feel so good rn
>>60674149>he took the "we are family here" literal
>>60674203Moomina: farts are earthy with cut green grass aroma, large butthole that gapes slightly from frequent upwards movement
Crabitha: odorless farts, small butthole resembling a childs with few distinguishing features
Bobina: farts are infrequent but smell of rotting garbage, a harbinger of bad smells to come. Slit shaped butthole with light scarring from sudden but massive emissions of heavily compacted feces
This is financial advice
Look at what just arrived
>>60674245>step 1: put everything on spy>step 2: wait 4 decades>step 3: ...>step 4: profitwe've heard this all before
>>60673969 (OP)For me, its crab girl with A's
>>60674205>>60674242It's not a question of my dad not caring about me. Frankly, he's just kind of dumb and doesn't manage his time well. I've had to teach myself pretty much everything about IT because he never had time for me and everyone else at the company either dislikes me or is kind of dumb.
We have one guy who is pretty good and is at least nice to me, but I don't like to call him for help too much because it makes me look stupid and he's always really busy. I really fucking hate my job.
>>60674245Wasted your money award
>>60674264Index investing is a behavioral matter so knowing the theory behind it can help keep steady during panics. At least that's what I think.
Anyway I will read it and let you know.
>>60674149Are you Sam Walton's bastard great-nephew or something?
>>60674237AUG 1 WILL BE A MINI APRIL 3
U HAVE BEEN WARNED
The market still believes TACO
But his huff & puff letters will provide the perfect cassus belli for institutions to dump stonks and leave retail holding the most overpriced bag since the dot com bust.
We will have inevitable Trump concessions and smooth talks to kick start the eventual V but it might take a few blood red weeks that shake off weak hands.
>>60674281It's all about managing risk and controlling your emotions
have a strategy and stick to it
>>60674284does anyone still give a shit what Dementia Donnie says or does? Aren't all possible outcomes priced in?
>>60674293It's easy to say it now after 15 years of non-stop bull markets like never before, but would you have kept pouring money into a bottomless pit between 2000-2010?
I don't know if I would have even though now we obviously know that it was a great opportunity to keep loading up at relatively cheap valuations.
>>60674295The only outcome the market believes in is TACO
He could announce 1000% tariffs on the EU and the market wouldn't even budge
>>60674300People need to experience a real bear market first, they have to fail once to realise how the market really works and learn to be patient and follow a strategy
>>60674293My father sold everything on the very last day of red during the great Covid dip. Despite me begging him not to and telling him correctly that itโs going to start going back up any day now.
Then he put it back in (thankfully) after a few days of 1k point Dow increases.
He probably lost tens of thousands of dollars.
>>60674282My maternal great-grandpa actually became friends with Sam Walton after moving down to Arkansas after he became a millionaire and retired. They used to play golf together if I remember correctly.
After generations of success, the bloodline may very well end with a retard who posts anime girls on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>60674314to be fair older people should know better
this isn't their first rodeo
>>60674327Everyone's a cold calculated genius until shit hits the fan.
>>60674327He absolutely should have known better but heโs a paper handed emotional retard when it comes to money. Was literally saying โitโs going down to zeroโ and shit.
My brother and I both begged him and yet he still went full retard. The next day was a 1k point Dow increases.
>>60674335just saying old people have already experienced multiple bear markets and market panics in their life
>>60674340>Was literally saying โitโs going down to zeroโ and shit.the problem with old people is that they take what retards say on CNBC as gospel
Someone really doesn't want the SPY to crack the $628 mark today boss. I would be loading up on put options boss.
>>60674348Yeah a few years later he moved all his money to oil (absolutely retarded considering he didnโt diversify) it had been on a run and he said โ((they)) says itโs going to keep going upโ we were like NOOOOO but he did it anyway.
Then it started going down immediately after he bought it kek.
Then a few months later, after it had fallen so much to the point where it was bound to rebound he was like โIโm getting out of this, ((they)) says itโs going to keep going downโ and we were like NOOOO but he actually listened to us this time and it actually started going back up and he was able to get out with only like a 10% loss to his entire savings.
Livestream between Fed's Bowman and Sam Altman:
https://youtu.be/zKh-6QvQfqA
>>60674377>losing 10% of your entire savings due to retarded tv boomer brainwashed retarded swing tradesthat's actually crazy
>>60674149Are you completely retarded? You gonna put your foot down. Or let them keep rolling you idk do what you want
EU's von der Leyen eyes rare-earth mining with Japan
>Deep collaboration needed to 'shape global rules on trade' as tensions grow, she says
>>60674393Feel kinda bad for him. He had about 220k in his 401k (what he was investing with) before Covid.
These days itโs at about 235k which he seems happy about.
Yet, it would be well over 300k maybe even close to 400k if he had just left it alone or listened to my brother and I.
hunt
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Now is the time to long miners
>>60673979So Broke, So Worried
>>60674431to be fair some people need to make these mistakes to learn their lesson
at least he wasn't wiped out
I need a 4-5x, man. Wtf do I buy? I'm almost all in FNGU now
>>60674452>CADNever gonna make it
>>60674461hopefully that's not cash, just his equity portfolio denominated in CAD
>>60674470>>60674461It's in FNGU, $0 in CAD, $25k-ish cash is in USD
successfully zoomed out all the money out of NVDA and into other shit, just no red day
I'm investing in printers. Everything old is new again.
What is going to happen to the CAD when Canada becomes the 51st state boss?
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH
"President Ferdinand Marcos, of the Philippines, is just leaving the White House, with all of his many Representatives. It was a beautiful visit, and we concluded our Trade Deal, whereby The Philippines is going OPEN MARKET with the United States, and ZERO Tariffs. The Philippines will pay a 19% Tariff. In addition, we will work together Militarily. It was a Great Honor to be with the President. He is Highly Respected in his Country, as he should be. He is also a very good, and tough, negotiator. We extend our warmest regards to the wonderful people of The Philippines!"
>>60674497I wonder how many Filipino children were left at Trump's private residence as part of "the deal" boss.
>>60674495I don't know, man. I'm in Alberta, does that mean I'll be able to have handguns on me when I hunt and now a shotgun?
just converted all my XRP for Solana. doubt anything is gonna come of it, despite recent news.
>>60674506Look at this fucking tank that came to my elk calls last year. Luckily I had a 44 mag and a 300 win
>>60673969 (OP)>muh EBITDAwhen ever dork rich faggot is snatching up lucid airs to pull up at the valet so their seeking arrangement bimbo touches their 5 inch penis at the end of the night you fucking โAsian retired quant traderโ Larping faggots wonโt say a peep
>>60674512If you don't stop posting bears you'll chase off the rally boss.
>The Philippines' exports to the United States in 2024 were valued at US$12.12 billion, according to the United Nations COMTRADE database on international trade.
>Key exports from the Philippines to the United States in 2024 included electrical and electronic equipment, machinery, nuclear reactors, boilers, and various other goods.
>In 2024, the United States exported goods worth US$9.3 billion to the Philippines.
>12
>9
>market pumps several billions
>>60674522Sorry, next time I'll post a dead bear when I go hunting in September
>>60674512I name this bear "Michael Blurry"
>>60674245careful anon, the book ends with a brutal blackpill
>>60674491invest in money printers
>>60674360I ended up buying an 0DTE call today at its low. I did not expect it to hit green today. Might just take profits now before it ships the bed
>>60674495same thing that happened to the peseta, the escudo, the lira and the drachma
>>60674497Does deal wouldn't happen if China didn't harass all their neighbours tbqh
Boss boss boss boss boss bos, boss boss. Boss boss
>boss
boss.boss
>>60674574he has tourettes please understand
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>>60674574bullish for pic related
>Trade agreement with the most powerful race in the world
You're not bullish enough
MOOGLIES RISE UP TOTAL GOOGLIE VICTORY TOMORROW
time to invest in real estate?
>>60674560>Canada Prime Minister Carney On Potential For A US-Deal Before Aug 1: 'We'll See', Talks Are Complex>- We'll Spend More Time Talking To Non-US Trade PartnersYeah likewise. Thanks for the Oil
t.EU
>>60674621what state do you live in ?
>>60674407>Are you completely retarded?Yes
>You gonna put your foot down.I just complained again today. I also need to fight to get admin privileges for something important. I'm probably going to get bitched at later today because I haven't been able to something because of that.
>>60674626lol Canada doesn't have a choice
>>60674621when is it not time to invest in RE?
>>60674638Prospering tourism sector you say?
>>60674621This isn't as big of a deal as it sounds, right now you can write of 500k if you sell a house and are married. 250k if single.
>>60674667and no tax if you live there over a year IIRC
>>60673969 (OP)KSS looking spicy here they tried to kill it but the buying pressure is too good right now it dropped one buck and is already back to 14.50, might be real deal Holyfield.
>>60674662tourism is an industry to develop poor countries
>>60674434I was long miners a month ago and I'm at +20%
>>60674679https://globalnews.ca/news/11297549/us-ambassador-canada-mean-nasty/
Then why is he crying?
I expected this dump, except it was after hours yesterday so I couldn't sell my options. Instinct is telling me to sell. But earnings is soon, one good enough earning and all this reverses. But instinct is telling me I should still sell.
>>60673969 (OP)For me it's Bobina
>>60674621This is an intelligent move because its enticing people to sell homes and that is the biggest problem is getting people to finally just get out of their 2-4% mortgages and staying their entire lives there. Its gumming up the RE markets which are historically low liquidity right now.
>>60674691because that's what he does
his entire truthsocial feed is him crying about the democrats and joe biden
>>60674621>he doesnt buy hurricane prone real-estate during la Nina and sell during El Nino Ngmi
>>60674724isn't that priced in already?
AAAAHHHHH WTFWT AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>60674727My area got hit and people sold off so no
>>60674742so people are constantly selling low and buying high in those areas according to hurricane cycles?
sounds retarded
Oh shit we lost the prince of fucking darkness boss.
f
>>60674753Its not investors selling, some new yorker experiences a hurricane once and says fuck this and bails
>>60674756>Markettards fall for babby's first AI fakeThis should be a bearish signal but unfortunately it isn't.
i sure enjoy my account being stairs up, elevator down
>>60674756>institution>'s
>>60674756>its another everyone falls for lieing journalists Should be illegal 2bh its like yelling fire in a crowd
>>60674760so basically it's free money from retarded new yorkers?
based
>>60674756wait the market dumped because of THAT???
lmao
>>60674758damn, rip george soros
>>60674316Hmm...hopefully you decide to write a better ending for your bloodline and yourself.
I have $500 and bitches to spend it on.
Shill me your plays.
>>60674756At least we know where the market is heading if it does happen
>>60674510All in on Litecoin
Litenigger to $1k!
>>60674767That's what it looks like during a bull market.
Bear markets are the reverse
>>60674798Nah, it's gonna pump because money will be worthless and you'll want to hold anything but USD.
>>60674801>>60674510Flipping through my charts, it looks like most projects are coming off a recent high, crossing the MA, and are going to crab for a week or two before going back down ... Kaito and Filecoin are following the same pattern, but it looks more subdued, so I'm going to try to squeeze a bit more value from them.
Might gamble $50 on some altcoins too
>>60674797Come home, white man.
WTFWT in a good way
Why we pump
>>60674797GRRR
>DNUT +23.77%
Are people just typing random letters into the search bar and pumping them?
>>60674834I actually bought this shit. and yes thats exactly what I did
>>60674834what a cute image anon, cool, even desu
Look, now the market does the
>Aaaaah, the risk of a fakeresignation is gone, we can price this out and pump
>>60674834heh, get it boss. d's nuts.
>>60674756Youโve gotta be fucking kidding me, considering rolling
>>60674834normal bull market behaviour
also normal penny stock volatility
>>60674842stocks being up is normal
stocks being down is not
>>60674842Retirement being tied to investing has effectively made it into a giant ponzi scheme.
As long as you invest with the cattle, you'll make gainz. Not sure why people don't understand this by now.
>>60674834>DNUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqQ9OaVHasc
>>60674848the market was pricing the whole thing wrong anyways
the retard Trump would put there would print money like his life depended on it
Any bull / bear ETFs for the quantum meme stocks yet?
>>60674497there will be no eu deal :)
>>60674550we be printin' on the 2026 LEXMARK (now a Xeroxโข company).
>>60674756wtf i thought they would at least use somewhat reputable sources
>>60674758my boy lived a good life
F
>Trump met with Bezos last week in the Oval Office - CNBC.
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>14.53
Come on, hit the fucking 15 already. Stop playing around it you fucking mememarket. Hit it, and hit it hard, go to 16 and beyond, even. I want to see what happens.
>>60674434I thought the time was the start of the year
My APM.TO is up 280%
finally in the green on my KOHLs position after like 9 months lol
Apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur
Is it time to ditch SOXL? What should I buy and hold next?
>>60674439we dont sign our posts here
Can't figure out if I should try to catch the LMT falling knife. It worked out for me last time.
>>60675007LNTH will creep back up to around 80 bucks Iโm pretty sure.
>>60674887Has gamergate taught you nothing?
>>60675007Been wondering as well, it's nust been stuck in a range.
Ozzy Osbourne died, it's over.
memes
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>>60674854>>60674834>>60674816>>60674801You can tell the top is almost in because I just bought some random shitcoins with <50$M cap
>>60674667>>60674677These write offs are contingent on living in the house 2 out of the past 5 years.
Also the write off is only for once every five years.
If the the limits were removed along with the year related restrictions houses certainly things would change in housing. Investing in houses would certainly explode as it would be tax free gains. These changes would likely benefit investors at the expense of home owners.
>>60675041>intelSoxl sissies, is it time to bail?
>>60674491Zoomers have been buying landline phones and film cameras because of intagram trends
>>60675062>Zoomers have been buying landline phoneskek really?
Gonna go to bed early so here's my ding ding post.
up 0.92%,so far, looks like a good day for BYD and SCHD.
>>60675084its gonna be a bat market for sure
>>60675069Not like, en masse, but it's a trend. Apparently the concept of a phone that's just a phone is novel to them
pls
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what buy
>>60675097For what time horizon?
>>60675062I can't believe I can sell the my father's old cameras to dumb zoomers for a hefty profit. And these retards are now switching to 00's early digital cameras, for which I'll also sell some of mines I kept in the attic. And by the next 5 years or so, I bet I'll be able to sell my old ass NEX series to these dumb zoomers. God I love profiting from retards.
Explain to me how they can be THAT retarded. I don't get it. Whenever I see them in the subway or some shit, they're just flipping shit on Tiktok constantly. What kind of subliminal shit do the chinks put in there for them to be glued to that shit?
>>60675097the good stuff of course, dumb frog poster
>>60675097what's your goal and risk tolerance?
>>60675069Not really no
t zoomer
>>60675097GRRR has just double bottomed, catch this at 18 to 25 get in right fucking now there's not time for due diligence JUST BUY IT NOW
Based on how much we lose through brokerages I wonder why they don't offer comps like casinos.
Our time in the sun Google friends.
>>60675007I sold all my SOXL and bought DNUT
>>60675125>GRRRI will decline the offer, I checked the chart and it's bearish.
>>60675147Did you check your heart?
>>60675112Iโm 27 and all of my coworkers who are my age and younger do the same thing. Either scrolling tik tok or watching family guy on their phones whenever theyโre not working.
Meanwhile, I read a book. I have to take my breaks at times they arenโt taking theirs because they keep the volume loud and the sounds are irritating af.
Risky play if anyone cares. Lantheus Holdings big drop after reporting yet another acquisition of a competing company, this already happened before with Evergreen Theranostics. Very obvious resistance at 70, now it's an earnings waiting room. Big upside potential, I don't think a lot of downside potential.
>>60675112>>60675162Oh yeah, I think the shit tier digital cameras are so they can have "vintage" images that look old and crunchy
>>60675127Some do, like my forex broker gave me trade forgiveness for one trade, up to $200 losses
Except it was poorly coordinated, and my account already had it applied two years ago, so it wasn't valid, and I ended up taking a $50 loss on a trade I wouldn't have taken otherwise
>>60675170I said the same thing. Iโm holding a decent position.
>>60675179>Trump: It is my great honor to announce our trade agreement with Indonesia - Truth Social.>Indonesia will be Open Market to American Industrial and Tech Products, and Agricultural Goods, by eliminating 99% of their Tariff Barriers. The United States of America will now sell American Made products to Indonesia at a Tariff Rate of ZERO, while Indonesia will pay 19% on all of their products coming into the USA.
>Trump: It is my great honor to announce our trade agreement with Indonesia - Truth Social.
>Indonesia will be Open Market to American Industrial and Tech Products, and Agricultural Goods, by eliminating 99% of their Tariff Barriers. The United States of America will now sell American Made products to Indonesia at a Tariff Rate of ZERO, while Indonesia will pay 19% on all of their products coming into the USA.
>>60675198Pretty sure Indonesia only accepted this deal due to US military committments
What stocks benefit the most from the news of trade deals? Seems like my stocks pump across the board even though they arenโt directly affected.
>Trump: Indonesia will supply United States with their precious critical minerals.
>>60675194Does this help SOXL?
>>60675233It helps the wider market so yes
>>60675194>US goods exports to Philippines in 2024 were $9.3 billionwow, noice, incredible, terrific.
t.remembers the terrific post-Brexit trade deals with Chile and Zimbabwe.
I offered to sell a fellow smigger financial data and I got banned for asking for free stuff. What kind of retarded faggotry is that? I'm trying to do business on the business board. Jannies don't deserve a single fucking cent of their salary fucking inconsistent shithead niggers.
Anyways I know a guy who lost 4500 bucks on NAK and he's super butthurt about it. I've ran out of mean things to say to him but fuck it was funny while he it lasted
>>60675244this has nothing to do with Brexit
>>60675211Tell me turkroach, Is this the return of gunboat diplomacy?
>>60673969 (OP)Lucid up 10 percent suck my fuckin dick
>>60675249It has everything to do with it. Same boasting about "We'll make GREATdeals". Only to end up with pathetic "s-see, we made some deals..." with third rate countries.
>>60675257I'm not turkish
>>60675230>precious critical mineralsI will repeat this:
Silver, copper, rare earths, uranium
You need to have a position on these over the next 5-10 years
>>60675097Berkshire B nigga stop with all those quick fixes shitcoins and glorified casino and get in with the steady money. It has been devaluating for an entire month, you're in for a great slurp. Even if you're half retarded and you're planning to trade this one short term, now it's a perfect opportunity. Will not go much lower, but by the midterms will be fixed and growing as reliably as always.
>Trump: Indonesia will sign big deals to purchase Boeing aircraft, American farm products, and American energy.
>>60675262You wouldn't believe how many loads I blew to Jesse from team rocket. I'm gonna rub one more out in your honor
>>60675137Yahoo Finance says a 6.6% swing in either direction. In my mind, this is fucking Google. I feel like there's no way they can't meet this earnings tomorrow, especially with how popular GCP and Search is.
>>60675268>45pbtidYou're not German you're not fooling anyone
>>60675286>You're not Germannever said I was
>>60675284>I feel like there's no way they can't meet this earnings tomorrowIt's not about whether they have good earnings or not, it's about whether the market is surprised by it. I've seen prices tank after a knockout ER (taking profits, perhaps).
It's so hard to gauge sentiment, I usually avoid trading it altogether
>>60675284My slurp juice is ready nigga
>>60675284What the fuck is GCP
>>60675304Google Cloud Platform
>>60675257Yo, nigger, you might be mistaking him for me.
Yet I'm also not turkish.
Do you also dream of me, you retarded faggot?
>>60675304Google Cloud Platform, their AWS/Azure style product
I hear it sucks, but I never used it
>>60675310I see. Well good luck mooglie, youโre going to need it
>>60675297>It's so hard to gauge sentiment, I usually avoid trading it altogetherThat's interesting, so if they double the earnings estimate then people are so blown away they think something is off?
>>60675301pls no
>>60675284>how popular GCPspoiler: it's not. AWS is still superior for non on-prem infra.
Them niggas really tried to last minute dump on us baka
DING DING DING DING DING
How did it go today?!?!
AAAAAAAAND WE CLOSED FLAT
>>60675311I do dream of you and often, my sweet little bacha bazi boy
>>60675332WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE YOU SAY MOOGLIE!
GOOGLIE!
>>60675332Another day another conservative 2.9% gain locked in
>>60675332Today: -1.80%
This Week: -1.42%
This Month: +1.62%
This Year: -38.72%
Got fucked today, not in a good way, just like the rest of my worthless life
>>60675335That's nice to hear.
I have no intention of doing anything tomorrow. Powell is going to get uppity.
>muh data. We need more muh data.
>unless blompf says something mean to me then Iโm going to keep rates where there are to spite him regardless of muh data
>>60675354what data is telling him to cut rates?
both inflation and unemployment are telling him to keep rates steady
>>60675348i like your posts anon because it reminds me that there is always someone doing worse than me
>>60674497One of my friends in university was a Filipina and I enjoyed her mouth, pussy, and ass virginity two nights before she settled down with her current boyfriend of six years. A rare me double u
>>60675348What caused this? Same thing happened to me with $ALGS, but I have recently recovered $30,000 in loss.
>>60675357Zero inflation and people are working.
>>60675376>Zero inflationfalse
>>60675373I'm a hater but I wouldn't use random capital letters like that
>>60675332XRX, HYFM, and NXDR carried me
>>60675274>Silver, copper, rare earths, uranium>You need to have a position on these over the next 5-10 yearsis there like 1 ETF that covers them all?
>>60675373they're employing jeets to run the White House account now.
>>60675373Strong when weak, weak when strong. This gaudy nightmare is Trump's retarded subconscious screaming that we're broke.
>>60675246>What kind of retarded faggotry is that?Check the sticky newfag. It clealry states no begging.
>>60675370What do I do with this stock. This is a satellite company stock I bought a few shares in last year, from what I understand they are not producing revenue yet, but the stock has skyrocketed in the last few months. I believe in the long term aspirations of this company but I think this price level might not be sustainable. It is 44% of my portfolio now