>airplane flight attendant break room

>>60674265 (OP)
flight attendant seems like one of the least comfy jobs in the world

>>60674265 (OP)
Is this bizness or in fact finance?

>>60674275
Business Class

>>60674275
Oh sorry, I should've made another Linkies thread.

Maybe we'll summon a real flight attendant or a captain with some silly stories

>>60674271
knew a girl who considered it her dream job and spent years trying to get the job, its insanely competitive apparently, finally got one
quit after two years
>womens

Imagine your job includes sleeping in close proximity to highly agreeable bimbos.
Downside is it could also mean sleeping next to raging homo hispanic men.

>>60674537
I can already see the "thought" (thot) process.
>omg I want to travel
>I know! If I'm a flight attendant I can go anywhere in the world for free
>get job
>low pay
>stay in city over night
>don't leave cramped crew quarters during that time
>don't get to go home for any significant period of time
>don't make enough money to vacation in the cities you "visit"

Wow how did it all go so fucking wrong?

Their talk can be funny if they think you can't hear or understand, they experience different ethnic groups enough to become racists and because they do it as a group of women they aren't afraid to chatter about it amongst themselves.

probably smell like cold rice fart in there

>>60674265 (OP)
If you were to rape somebody over international waters how would they charge it?

>>60674684
I want to sodomize them now and tongue their cold rice fart boxes

>>60674271
>serve entitled boomers snacks and booze multiple times on a two hour long flight
>say the same shit over and over again on the PA
>deal with absolute retards
Flying in the 90s was so much different than it is today. Even in first class now it's like obese disney adults.

>>60674739
they probably have diarrhea from airplane food but okay incel

>>60674265 (OP)
that's the yellow fever sexual emergency room
I'm a regular at those

>>60674761
they have cold rice farts, not hot meat shits

>>60674265 (OP)
Imagine having sex with a big booby mommy milf flight attendant in here haha

>>60674684
i don't like cold rice.

>>60674813
you obviously haven't tried Chinese cold rice

>>60674809
that right is reserved for pilots

>>60674670
When you work for air companies you get free tickets every year that you can use for yourself and your family. Pretty much everyone working in those companies goes to foreign places on every vacation.

>>60674265 (OP)
>777
>upper deck

>>60674265 (OP)
Id shoot myself if i had to fly everyday for my job

>>60674687
based ocean elders with palau passport
pretty soon they will have passports for international waters
didnt she speak at the UN about international waters or maritime something?

>>60674676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOIbXJTVIc

>>60674271
Every woman and faggot wants to do it because they're obsessed with tRaVeL, turns out it's even worse than retail wageslaving, the pay is horrible and you barely get any time to consoom tRaVeL

>>60674265 (OP)
Conceptualize the aroma

>>60674323
How does Finance Class look like?

>>60678009
Once upon a time:
>can I get a fork?
>a what?
>a fork
>sorry, say again?
>a fork!
>she hands me the fork
>You know, there's no need to be rude, anon. We're just trying to do our jobs.
Usually they're pretty nice though. One time I was handed a bunch of free booze after we landed for no reason.

>>60674265 (OP)
I love upperdeckers ;)