I have a $20 Million life insurance policy that costs me $300 per month.

>>60676552 (OP)
Youre going to be able to really enjoy that 20 mil congrats anon

>>60676560
so what if I don't enjoy it, at least someone else has a better life.

>>60676566
>giving people a way to profit off of your death
You should invest what would be the insurance payments and then when you're old have people compete to care for you so that they can get into your will

>>60676581
they don't know how much I'm insured for or anything like that, it will only be revealed when I croak.

>>60676591
do you have to die in a crazy way or will they pay even if you die normally?

>>60676606
once I don't rope it'll pay.

>>60676552 (OP)
when ur dead u wont care

+the universe will spite you and make you outlive everyone you love

>>60676552 (OP)
>>60676610
preddy retarded desu
could have used the 3,6k in a better way

like I would never be able to think
> yep, surely this money will actually be paid
like I just know they would find a way to cheat their way out of it
think about it, even if you pay 40 years into it its not even close to 20 million (yea I know money now > money in the future bla bla bla but no way its that much)
and there is no way most of their clients rope

>>60676622
I have a contract, they'll pay if they're still in business. The company has been around for like 100 years or some shit. Most people drop the insurance eventually, that's what they count on.

>>60676647
> Most people drop the insurance eventually, that's what they count on.
hm, i guess that makes sense
like parents that drop it once their children turn 18

but i still would never trust something like this (if i had already paid into it for some time i wouldnt drop it either dough)
like how do you know that they dont just simply go
> well obivously him recklessly riding his bycicle while drunk was sewersliding

also
> inb4 my post makes you drop your insurance
> inb4 you get crushed by a piano the very next day after canceling it

>>60676552 (OP)
>I have a $20 Million life insurance policy that costs me $300 per month.

Why would you get term insurance when whole life actually gives you equity? Stupid OP.

>>60676552 (OP)
>BOATKID launched
>kid just said i forgot to deploy liquidity
>honest mistake
>bought again

>>60676709
>shilling whole life
Found the Northwestern Mutual rep

>>60676552 (OP)
fake your death and get someone to give it back to you in minecraft
shrimpel

>>60676552 (OP)
Want me to help you fake your death? I can ram your car of a cliff along this narrow cliff road at night and then you can take a ride with me back to an airport where you can take a plane using a stolen passport and all you need is a wife to receive the settlement who is cool with wiring me part of it.