>up next we have anon from 4chan's business and finance board. what's up anon?

Hi dave, long time viewer here. I have just a double question. Is there a reason why you're extremely risk adverse? Is it due to the fact that you were in debt for millions and god decided to strike down your hubris filled brain?

Sorry daddy I just need to interrupt this loser's question to show off this cute book I made for my kids! You can buy it at our online store for $50 in both hard and softcover and 1% goes to charity! Really cool, huh daddy? Are you proud of me daddy? Can I have some money please daddy?

Hi Dave. I just would like to say one thing. Nigger tongue my anus.

>>60677172 (OP)
Hi Dave long time listener first time caller. Uhh, I currently have 20,000 in a shitcoin called niggerfart, umm, I was thinking of taking a car loan with 2k of profite and maybe moving some money into gay ramsay coin, but the dev roadmap is lacking and then promised you would retweet their memes.Just wondering where you are on this and what you think I should do?

>>60677172 (OP)
hi dave im on step seven of the baby steps program which explains not to spend money on stupid shit that you cant afford to pay back the problem is i am a nigger in spirit who enjoys buying useless shit like cars and fancy designer clothes getting me more into debt. i have tried to offset this by praying to god more asking for him to bless me with a gwagon but so far god has not answered i am starting to think that the entire world is run by jews and usury please advice on how to stop being a goycattle god bless you

Doing better than I deserve, Dave. I have a question about your investment advice. Why do you keep talking about the compounding of funds that have 12% returns when there aren't any that consistently do over a 3+ year time horizon? As a follow up why do you then ignore compounding when you talk about the fees in the actively managed funds you recommend?

>>60677172 (OP)
Hi Dave, anon here. I need your investment advice. I bought a large number of covid vaccines in bulk, thinking I could resell them on the open market. The problem is I haven't been able to sell a single one yet, and lately I've been getting high on my own supply, what should I do?

Hey Dave I have a 30y and im just not gonna pay it off early HAHAHAAH

https://youtu.be/6VIJS-LFAIo?si=uRf6Zwrz3z7iTXM_

still the craziest call. not even jewtube comments agreed with the roastie.

>>60677172 (OP)
so Dave, my LP for HolocaustCoin x USDC has been getting early signs of impermanent loss, should I just try to arbitrage out of it or hold steady?
my other LPs in PooPooPeePee x WETH have been doing fine, but I'm just not sure about HolocaustCoin
hello... Dave? Dave are you there?

>>60679622
Yeah that’s fucking insane. Divorce raped beyond belief

>>60677172 (OP)
Hey dave long time viewer here, I've taken out a loan to invest in bottle caps and beanie babies, when can I expect to feel financially secure?

Chainlink? The only chainlink you need is a FENCE to keep your dumbass from walking out into the freeway. Sell it all. Tonight, if you can.

>>60677172 (OP)
DAve what do you think of this play;

-get big off a small cap coin
-rotate probits into XRP during the bear marget

>>60677172 (OP)
Hi Dave, pee pee poo poo, that is all.

>>60677172 (OP)
Hey Dave first time caller here. Can you tell your female co-host next time she's on the air that I'd smash her pussy into oblivion?

>>60677271
Shit man how did you gwt yourself into this? Ok... what are your assets?

>>60677172 (OP)
Hi Dave, what's in your portfolio and what is your P&L?

Hi Dave long time viewer here

How come you try to get young people to move out of their parents house with no degree or money, is it because you’re a landlord and want more people stuck paying you rent while they waste away?

I’m asking cause you put both your kids in cushy 6 figure salary jobs at your own company, so obviously they had money to live

Dave, long time caller first time listener. I want to ask if you are aware that your methods are outdated and that everyone knows your daughter would be broke if it wasn't for you

Invest in tits. They are recession proof. Anything Web3 related that enforces the age verification for porn sites will make money.

>>60680968
>Invest in tits. They are recession proof
That didn't work out so well during the collapse of the Soviet Union
>age verification for porn sites will make money.
Investing in NSA blackmail operations is shortsighted

>>60677172 (OP)
Hi Dave, any advice on how to deal with someone who stole all their ideas from a 100 year old book and larp as some financial genius?

>>60677172 (OP)
>Hey Ramsey, wanted to call in to say first and foremost I'm a big fan of the show and stuff, ummm it's very good I like what you do and all making sure people have good financial etiquette and knowledge and uhhhh, uhh... Yeah. So I bought this crypto coin yesterday, uhh it'sc called a-ummm, uhhh Bongo, like Bongo the cat? You know the meme? The internet ummm, the internet joke?
What is his response, bros?

>>60682176
>Are you employed, sir?

>>60682176
>”sell it all today, if you can”
That’s actually what he told someone to do when they called in about bitcoin. I think btc was like $5-6k at the time

hi dave, Fuck You

>>60677172 (OP)
>h-henlo? Hhhhhhhh…hhhhhhh…p-p-please, m-momma….g-g-g…..g-g-guhhhhhhhnnnnnnnkkkkkkkooommmmmm!!!

>>60679622
that guy is probably going to end himself if she gets her way. If he does even better for her lol she gets 500k life insurance payout holy fucking shit

>>60682248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki2z0KhJLlA
it was 18k
LMAO

>>60682870
the best part about this is that... bitcoin IS CASH
so telling someone to "cash it out" into some bank is the fucking opposite of "cashing out"
money inside your bank is a literal derivative, there is no guarantee that it's liquid, unless you fucking pull it

good luck pulling 100k into notes