One day you'll tell that story to your kids and they won't believe you

>>60680513

Daily reminder that this has nothing to do with Chainlink. The guy is an HBAR maxi.

>>60680496 (OP)
do stinkylinky schizos really?

>>60680535
as if this clip wasn't surreal enough

The 777 meme is from a trips post here. I have it as pasta.
>Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on to reveal 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov, who appears to be levitating in the water tank.

>He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey's body absorves the big mac and consumes it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few minutes pass with absolute silence in the room until Sergey finally speaks couple words with an extremely slow, deep and tiring voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now".

>Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. /biz/ then goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all the nolinkies proceed to kill themselves at the same time. Sergey receives a noble prize for the most innovative invention of the past 1000 years, President Trump outlaws any other oracle providers beside ChainLink and within years the entire world economy is powered by LINK, which now keeps steady at $1,000,000,000 as the only usable cryptocurrency.

>>60680513
>>60680535
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60680572
Nah it just references the 7777777 get

>>60680496 (OP)
you don't even need to wait to have kids to tell that story, try explaining link lore to any peer your age right now and you sound retarded
>yea so some guy named assblaster on an anime imageboard told me about this investment opportunity
>I was skeptical but then the co-founder and the guy that came up with the term 'proof-of-work' also went to this same forum
>they spent dozens, maybe even hundreds of hours going in depth teaching us and only us about this investment

>>60680572
>The 777 meme is from a trips post here
>a trips post
anon you are a complete fucking newfag
>>60680616

Why link and XRP people make a coin their personality, why put a coin in your Twitter name?

This is so cringe. Anyone remember the blue dot fiasco? Pepperidge farms remembers...

>>60680496 (OP)
Yep. This is basically confirmation that Swift is ready.

>>60680496 (OP)
LMAO
It's real isn't it

>>60680690
that's not just a link and xrp thing. holders of all coins do that. some people even put their damn eth address as their username for some reason