asian edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60679798

Wonder if they will reveal the weekly Waymo rides on the earnings call.

>another gooner OP

>>60680909 (OP)
>women that look like this
>fertility crisis
explain yourselves, bugmen

>>60680921

repost:

>$CMG | Chipotle Q2 25 Earnings:

• Revenue: $3.1B (est. $3.11B)
• Operating Margin: 18.2% (est. 18.3%)
• Comparable Sales: -4% (est. -2.91%)
• Adjusted EPS: 33c (est. 33c)
• FY Comparable Sales Outlook: About 0% (est. +0.76%)
• FY New Restaurants Forecast: 315 to 345 (est. 336.58)
• Buyback Authorisation: $400M

It's over.

>>60680924
most bugs don't have boobs like that

>>60680924
Bugman here, i simply hate women and my cock is literally 3.5in long

>>60680924
They don’t have wide hips and therefore do not make me erect, simple as.

>>60680932
DFC is superior anyways

Thank you to the Anon who was showing his pictures of slurping SOXL. It gave me courage to hold.

>>60680927
Well?

>>60680942
I enjoy it. It's fun

>>60680942
if you dont like gambling why are you in the casino?

Fucking piece of shit GOOG, I just bought today

>>60680942
My SCHD went up today. It still makes me flaccid, staring at it underperforming.

>>60680958
>Buying ATH

>>60680958

It will pump on open tomorrow

>>60680929
Good, fucking racists man

>>60680969
Buying into strength is fine. Line goes up, so even if it dips after, you buy it again and hold forever

>>60680958
i fully intend to buy the dip if it goes another -1.0%

>>60680942
I have IBKR so I don’t play games on my phone all day, and I’m beating the shit and piss this year at least

MOOGLIES RISE UP, we bouncing back

You didn't panic sell or get margin called, did you anon?

>>60680958
>GOOG
>not GOOGL

>>60680981
which looking at it now is def not gonna happen :(

>>60680984
I needed this shit to break $200 just to break even, I'm fucking ruined boss.

Goddamn Outside RTH jews taking profits on UNH, LUIGI SIMPS

FNGU for life

>>60680909 (OP)
Hi.
Remember when you tards said shit like 'get back to work' when I said you were acting like retarded partisans in response to tariffs early this year?
Well guess who made money while you lost.
This is why I count benjamins and you talk about about maybe making on this board like ufc fans pretending they are fighters.

>>60680992
unless you were dumb and mega leveraged or yolo'd calls you're fine

>>60680992

How long have you got? It'll happen before August.

>>60681013
What part of I needed this shit to get over $200 do you not understand boss?

>>60680992
The crab always wins.

>>60681019
I got like 46 hours by my count boss.

AHAHAHA NEVERMIND
MOOGLIES STAY WINNING

>>60681020
the part where you didnt give a time frame

>>60681022
>>60681022
>The crab always wins.

PLTRheads, thinking about taking some profit (30% of my shares) before earnings. How are we feeling?

So the GOOGL 1M chart is now forming a head and shoulders

And the 5Y chart is in the last climb of the last shoulder before the drop

And the antitrust remedies are released in August

GULP

MOOGLIES I'M SCARED MOOGLIES I'M AFRAID

>>60680924
Having a baby with one of these things is like playing the lotto except you can never win and will have an ugly baby that needs surgeries

>>60681031
most schizo after hours ive ever seen, what the fuck is even happening

Buy SBSW

>>60681033
I like how the cat keeps on jumping a couple more times even

OH GOD GOOGLE DOUBLE TOP IT'S LITERALLY FRICKING OVER MAN

Looks like there wont be any big move for GOOG today. Nothing ever happens I guess.

>>60681038
If Google gets split up won't mooglies get shares of the like 8 companies it turns into? Might be bullish

>>60681036
Great. I’m up over 500% since I bought a couple years back. I’m in at like $23 a share. If this keeps going, I’ll be rich. My only regret is I didn’t buy more back then.

>>60681059
it'd be mega bearish because the only reason google survives is by doing shady monopoly shit
they havent done anything novel since they were jeeted a decade ago

It turned to -0,4%

This is it.

>>60680909 (OP)
>TESLA Q2 FREE CLASH FLOW $146M, EST. $760M
Is that good or bad?

>>60681059
Monopolies often do way better as individual components after they've been broken up. GEV is a part that was broken out of GE and they're up 15% today.

>>60681059
No.
Massive monopoly, economies of scale, most data in the world vs.a bunch mod mid software firms commanded by indians.

BTC has been crabbing for a week... this is so boring.

>>60681069
I couldn't listen to the investors call because Sundar's accent is so fucking thick

but at least he does the needful I guess

>>60681059

Short term serious pain. Long term very bullish for Mooglies as Google parts are worth more than the company and could be better run.

Mooglies would become:

Youtubaloobs
Waymoids
Chromosomes
Androidschmandroids

>>60681072
CASH*

>Tesla green
>literally no movement

>>60681082
>is less cash good or bad

>>60681098
I thought it was bad but they just opened Tesla diner so idk

>>60681072
Good, it means there is more money in Elon's pockets. And that's good.

>>60681063
I bought at the ipo, but my cost basis is now around ~32. I still see at as a long term hold but I’m in the process of diversifying my portfolio. I’m really heavy on tech.

>>60681108
Elon Musk is a machine that turns potential TSLA profits into babbies in the wombs of all his C suite executives

>>60681033
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Even Airlines have a PE of +40 in the US.

Not even RyanAir that is going up in stockprice and expanding has 1/3.

>>60681121
>earnings
>no movement
huh?

>>60681123
Literally the entire world is buying American stocks because every other market is fake and gay. American stock valuations reflect global dogpiling more or less.

>>60681072
As long as there's free clash and it's flowing, nobody cares boss.

>Click 1 Ozzy Osbourne image
>refresh feed
>nothing but Ozzy content on my IG feed

This feels like 1998. Not 1999 yet. But 1998.

NEH
TACO
KWAB

>>60681143
I'm a zoomer, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

>>60681143
How would you know?

>White House: EU Trade Deal Talk Is Speculation Unless Announced By Trump

>• Reiterates That Only President Trump Can Confirm Trade Developments

AAAAAAAAAHAHA THEY ARE TRYING TO CRASH IT NOW, somebody bought Puts. Navarro was not enough, need another official White House statement. But the market doesn't care.

>>60681159
>But the market doesn't care.
Nobody cares about EU

>>60681143
you are under 30 dumb zoomer, you dont know shit

>>60681159
>postponing the tariffs is speculation, there no such plans by President Trump
>???
>3 days later tariffs were postponed
Sure.

>>60681143
then why are the video games so awful?

>>60681166
Nobody cares about Trump.

Well slap my ass and call my a bitch! There's still a chance for me yet boss!

I am on the GOOGL earnings call. They are talking about AI and some transistors or whatever. Buy everything, we gonna PUMP!

>>60681175
Video games were never good.

>>60681179
Your a bitch boss

Mooglies you’re on the wrong side of FAGTMAN

Did you hear that? Alphabet is doing AI things with TRANSISTORS! LETS FUCKING MOON 'EM BOSS!

>>60681177
Seems to be living rent free in your peabrain

>>60681179
*slap* bitch

>>60681206
What does trans sisters have to do with anything?

Damn that's crazy

>>60680924
they are fake. real asians are flat and they come with their cultural burdens and personality

>>60681215
Not Trans sisters, never mind boss.

>>60681205
Amazon is my largest position :)

imagine trusting eu with your money

>>60681205
I think Apple is going to have a breakout soon.

They've stopped growing but they are still a money printer (unlike Tesla), their relative underperformance is unjustified.

If this bull market continues they will close the gap eventually.

What a ride this after hours has been

MOOGLIES WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

But the stock needs your energy to break $200

WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE,

YOU SAY MOOGLIE.

GOOGLIE!

Man I really strained some muscles in my neck and back.

>>60681159
hah how do they keep getting away with so blatant market manipulation

>>60681229
Wait, 100€ is the insured money. If there's more money and the bank fails, then it's gone. What's the issue?

>>60681242
100k

I'VE BEEN SITTING ON A TON OF CASH TO BUY THE GOOGL DIP BUT WASN'T FAST ENOUGH AHHHHH

>>60681229
This type of shit and euros still don’t invest anything, they keep it in the bank for 2% interest and when the economy shits the bed the banks take everything anyway because nobody read the tees and cees. Retards
>>60681230
I hope you’re right, I like Apple and their competition is a joke. Every time they do something stupid like AirPods every mutant android abomination immediately copies it bc it works

>>60681242
well if i put my coin in the bank they shouldn't lose it

>>60681251
time in the market beats timing the market

>>60681252
Everybody knows 100€ is the insured amount. Ok, probably not everybody. But everybody with +100k for sure.

>>60681252
why would anyone want over 100k in cash anyways? Do you hate money or not understand inflation.

Damn that's crazy

I wonder if this crap gets pooled together and sold in tranches with derivatives like mortgages.
Also who is holding the bag? Carmakers themselves?

>>60681260
I had GOOGL at $175 and sold early.

>>60681229
My boss recently said that he had friends who saved up and had their money in Cyprus and lost it, at least he got to spend it all and never saved.

>>60681268
Normal people just stack cash in a bank account anon. The % of households who own equities in Europe is like under 20%.

>>60681252
should've kept them as gold and silver coins at home

>>60681284
normal people are retarded and deserve have their wealth grabbled

>>60681287
basically if you can't touch it then its not real. the bank is for your money what the cloud is for your data

>>60681262
>>60681268
My dad is a nurse who lives in a council flat in a shithole and he has around 100k in a building society account at zero, ZERO percent interest. I’ve tried to tell him about indexes but he’s an idiot, god love him

>>60681284
>The % of households who own equities in Europe is like under 20%.
??? how is this possible

guess i should've bought more tqqq

Euros just buy housing. it's all about housing. And when housing is bought, then it's time to buy a holidays residence in some nice area. And then it's time to buy a small apartment in the big city "for the kid once he grows up so he'll comfy attend Uni", and then rent it, and for the boomer absolutelymaxing it's time for a 4th pile of concrete.
Housing, housing, housing.

>>60681287
>>60681298
Oh Christ on a bike

>>60681304
Stocks aren't real, P/Es are low, there have been bubbles in some EU countries, returns have been dismal.
People don't know about ETFs, or how easy it is to buy American or global ETFs.
Some EU countries impose massive taxes on capital gains and some even impose annual wealth taxes which kill any chance of long term gains.

The annual wealth tax is the worst, it kills the chance of social mobility. If you are poor you will probably die poor.
It was drawn up by absolute monkeys who have never understood math.

How do I touch my stonks? What prevents the government to seize the virtual number of stonks I own and claim it?

Is this bullish?

>>60681336
i think you can call your broker and ask for a printout

>>60681154
The dot-com bubble burst in 2000. You can figure out the rest from there.

>>60681336
When I buy local stocks, the bank deposits them to the central bank under my name.
But when I buy foreign stocks, including ETFs, those are under the omnibus account of my brokerage. Then the brokerage knows who owns what.

It's probably even worse with new age brokers like Revolut or Robinhood. You may not own anything at all.

The short answer is, you have to trust the system to work because if this trust fails, the whole thing comes crumbling down and nothing you do matters. It's the end of the world.
The longer answer is: google the "radical portfolio theory"

>>60680909 (OP)
Boobs

>>60680924
The same problem as USA, japanese millennial chicks fucked around too long and now the men don't want to marry old hags in their 30s, even if they have nice tits they've been run through.

>>60680933
based

>>60680934

>goog already recovered
Lmao

>>60681360
so marry the 12yos, and give government mandated roastie gfs for incels problem solved

>>60681307
its sad how much the economy revolves about such a basic necessity. everything else is just means to tie more money into houses

>>60681304
when i hear people talk about it they all are scared of the risk

Saying Ai is a bubble is the dumbest shit ever. We will literally be having sex with Ai in the next 10 years

>>60681336
you could in the good old times but then the stock market got digitalized and now you just have to trust the broker to have that stock reserved for you. some brokers actually don't register it under your name

>>60681391
Possibly 10 months

>>60681391
When First ai-entertainment Specialized stocks

>>60681391
Women will be having more sex with robots than men by 2025 I've heard

>>60681360
Insane projection, moid

>WASHINGTON, July 23 (Reuters) - A sweeping cyber-espionage campaign organization centered on vulnerable versions of Microsoft's (MSFT.O), opens new tab server software has now claimed about 400 victims, according to researchers at Netherlands-based Eye Security.
>The figure, which is derived from a count of digital artifacts discovered during scans of servers running vulnerable versions of Microsoft's SharePoint software, compares to 100 organizations cataloged over the weekend. Eye Security says the figure is likely an undercount.

>"There are many more, because not all attack vectors have left artifacts that we could scan for," said Vaisha Bernard, the chief hacker for Eye Security, which was among the first organizations to flag the breaches.
The details of most of the victim organizations have not yet been fully disclosed, but on Wednesday a representative for the National Institutes of Health confirmed that one of the organization's servers had been compromised.
>"Additional servers were isolated as a precaution," he said. The news of the compromise was first reported by the Washington Post.
>The spy campaign kicked off after Microsoft failed to fully patch a security hole in its SharePoint server software, kicking off a scramble to fix the vulnerability when it was discovered. Microsoft and its tech rival, Google owner Alphabet (GOOGL.O), opens new tab, have both said Chinese hackers are among those taking advantage of the flaw. Beijing has denied the claim.

At least the stock was flat.

>>60681355
>radical portfolio theory
Interesting read but I wish the new 40% of “resistance” investments wasn’t so annoying. Although I’d enjoy a house up north in the wilderness, his conception that this is safe from global collapse seems naive to me

Somebody is selling TSLA

I'm really just starting to get back into investment. But my current stack is

>20% international
>20% bonds
>10% small cap
>40% vti
>10% treasuries

Other than just following this stack, what should i look into. I know I could fuck around with crypto at the moment, but seems like we're already at the ATH and it's gonna fall now. I'd rather try my luck with stocks until later.

Going on my incel walk
https://youtu.be/agbnlpnJsUc?si=hCMG1phY0x639oQT

>>60681436
you're probably too young to own 30% bonds/treasuries

>>60681436
you should be 100% 0DTE

>>60681436
100% voo will outperform you

Why is Netflix shirting the bed all of a sudden

>>60681391
How big will the AI hooker industry be? 100 billion per annum in revenue?

started investing a week ago, doing pretty good so far. when does the disaster and despair kick in

Am i crazy for being kind of bearish on amzn? Im sure they will make money but it kind of feels like the growth story is gone, they aren't doing any ai stuff and the tarrif thing is a pretty big headwind for them

>>60681436
>20% international
Make this 10% and put the other 10% in BTC
>20% bonds
You don't need this
>10% small cap
sure
>40% vti
buy VOO instead
>10% treasuries
You don't need this

>>60681495
Probably somewhere during Q4. We're still in delusional girl summer.

>>60681495
simple, when you think you are on top of the world and everything is going great, is when you should start selling, that day will come and you will think im full of BS though

>>60681495

Next year before the midterms

By then you will be up 65% and have convinced yourself that you are a genius.

Total DNUT death

>>60681509
girls aren't real, the eternal bull market is

That is one disastrous Tesla earnings call lmao

>>60681522
>DNUT

>>60681524
I heard an interesting thesis why we will be in an eternal bull. Basically the share of tax receipts from wage income decreases yoy and the receipts from capgains and divies increases yoy and now the gubment is reliant on those receipts so they will bail out any crash for fear of losing tax base

>>60681541
wow for once tesler bears might win

>>60681541
At least it's not collapsing the rest of the market...

>>60681541
watch wedbush & co come out in panic and tell how madly bullish they are despite all

NXDR bros. Tell me what's going on, I thought this was the one

>>60681578
should have bought the company next door like they suggest :D

>>60681592
Eyyy this guy

>>60681549
good post

>>60681498
So why exactly did this financial advisor guy tell me to buy treasuries kek

Fuck this gay nigger market
Theres no cycles
It just goes straight up like a God damn nigger banshee

What would win in a fight

A Bull or A Bear?

Search it in your heart where you know it to be true.

>>60681609
crab

>>60681549
True but even with that the assumption is that they pump the markets AFTER the crash, meaning the crash itself is the bear market. Rather than a big 25% drop happening over the course of say 36 months it happens in the span of 36 trading hours.So really its not so much an eternal bull thesis but rather a turbo bear thesis.

>>60681604
its boomer advice. unless you have extremely low risk tolerance and are like 50, you don't need treasuries

>>60681609
bear and bull kill eachother
crab eats the corpses

guys my sold 19.00 UVIX puts expire friday am I cooked

>>60681643
>selling puts on a 2x fund
yes and you deserve it

Will SOXL hit 30 tomorrow?

>>60681638
that fair the rate of return is like 4% or something annually. I thought I got like tax relief for it or something but w/e.

Trips and the market dips

Teehee '_'

>>60681609
Bears always kill those bulls

>>60681609
who do you think?

The hottest foid that I know has just informed me that she spends two hours a day just talking to chat gpt. she mostly drops guys at date one for being boring, what the fuck are they talking about

>Buy stock after hours
>Going rate drops slightly
>Instantly change my mind and sell for a loss of 50 cents
The Art of the Deal

>>60681665
epic fail

>>60681685
She's looking for a criminal bbc.
She's dropping the educated, healthy men with houses and careers.

>>60681687

One of us one of us

We pumped about 800billion since the 6280 low yesterday. That's more than what Japan "promised" (400 ->500->550) + 100 boeing + philippines and indonesia trade with US. And EU has been pretty much denied by White House 2x.

And house sales missed.

>>60681654
I sold twice as many calls so it wont sting as bad. weekly premiums have been pretty juicy on OOM calls so ill make it back in not too long.
I thought I made out too good this last month so I thought we were due for some volatility.
Ive learned my lesson that line must always go up

>>60681695
And I priced the boeings each at 444 mil

>>60681414
YWNBAW

>>60681685
AI models generally tell the user they are right whenever disagreed with.

>>60681665
Golden bullrun inbound

Hey cool I might not lose on these Tsla 297.5 puts, not saying I will win either.

>dude your kids diaper should be gold plated that's why you need 17k a year

>SOXL AH price
And here I thought my short puts were in danger

>>60681764
Does that include Hindu lessons?

>>60681665
trips

>>60681759
There's no way they're gonna let us win on these lotto tickets. This should be down 20% lol between that disaster earnings report and conference call. Too many retail guys would make a boatload they'll harvest these options and then send it lower.

>>60681776
>>60681665

BVLLLI$H

>>60681776
Holy fuck tomorrow is gonna be so green its unreal

>>60681207
I was stating an observation about markets. In general no one cares what Trump says or does with tariffs anymore. He's TACOed and delayed so many times he's become the boy who cries wolf all the time. Investors are moving on. Simple as.
That you lash out with bizarre meme attack on me after I point this out indicates you to be the one with mental issues. Get a grip.

>>60681391
Already there

Please tell me the next shitcheapstock to buy and hold til 19 years I have some thousand EUROS (yes, i can buy more) to spend!!!

What meme announcement will Elon and tesla make to screw the bears after their garbage earnings? It always happens

>>60681859
Ai sexbots

Would unironically launch value into the stratosphere

>>60681859
Flying Robotaxis

Kek, imagine the energy consumption of that on top of AI.

>>60681823
Anything space-related.

>>60681823
>>60681879
After deep sea mining comes Asteroidmining

>>60681817
what does this mean for the markets

TMC 50 dollars by end of next year

What are the odds of Tesla dropping 15% tomorrow. There's no way that can happen because good things never happen to me. I will go destitute as my puts expire worthless.

>>60681945
yeah mag7 is immune to crashes

>MCTR
>Crabbing in the green for a while
>"In May 2025, global consumer spending on mobile games through the iOS App Store and Google Play reached approximately $6.85 billion, reflecting a 5.4% increase compared to the previous month. The U.S. remained the highest revenue market, generating around $2.13 billion (31% of worldwide revenue), followed by China (iOS) at 18.3% and Japan at 13.6%."
>Asian gacha games getting even more exposure among normies due to Uma Musume
Breakout possible. Buy at your own risk.

RIP OZZY

>>60681896
Means it's fake and gay.

>>60681662
If it does, I'll cum

I used to be a gay bear, but this market has shown me the light and turned me into an AI BVLL.
AI will guide us all into the golden age of post-poverty.
I can't say if AI-related products will end up making a single cent after expenses, but AI being mentioned in earnings calls will pump our bags into THE ENDLESS GOLDEN BULLRUN

Uh... I think something's about to happen. IDK what, but I got a weird email at work

KEK EVEN THE VIX BROKE DAILY BOLLINGER TO THE DOWNSIDE; LMAO

with my JOBY gains I gonna buy an airboat

>>60682064
I bought some 120d contracts

>>60682064
Speak English

>>60682118
The volatility is dropping fast, which is bullish

>>60681414
post portfolio, feminoid.

>>60681695
Bruh, if you need a fleet of Boeings, you need to 3x this number to account for those that will crash on the ground, and those that thought they were submarines.
Bvullish.

>>60682171
that would still not be enough

do u guys actually make money

how long are u gonna stay in 6 fig hell

INTCel earnings tomorrow evening,
hoping the current uptrend doesn't get obliterated
if it does I deserve it for not selling after being up 20% to be honest

>Samsung SDS | Q2 2025 Earnings:

>• Rev: ₩3.51T (est. ₩3.53T)
>• Oper Profit: ₩230.16B (est. ₩237.17B)
>• Net Income: ₩170.60B (est. ₩194.96B)

>Samsung miss


>SK Hynix beat
This fuckin market runs on servers and techtrannies

>>60682279
I need a 3x to leave 6 figure hell

NXDR bros, tomorrow is our time right?

>>60682279
>6 fig hell
with some luck I hope to hit 7 figs by end of year, then it will be 7 figure hell for along time.

Dude the new CEO broke Chipotle. I think it’s unfair that they had to raise their prices so much so they could keep affording to give n words massive slop. When was it ever a promise their burritos would be full of slop as much as humanly possible anyway? Chipotle was just good quality for high prices but not 400 pounds of slop at extreme prices. God fuck niggers and fuck TikTok i should have sold when Niccol went to Starbucks.

>>60682279
probably 3-4 more years

>>60682279
hopefully ill be done with it soon

>>60682294
>>60682296
Why not just dump everything into a stock that's at dollar or so, wait for it to inevitably jump 10 cents, repeat? Playing it safe and still taking a good chunk of change.

>>60682289
>Dude the new CEO broke Chipotle. I think it’s unfair that they had to raise their prices so much so they could keep affording to give n words massive slop.
Aren't there armies of YouTubers that have reverse engineered the recipes so you can have it at home and cheaply?

>>60682299
Stocks that are a dollar tend to dump to zero or delist when they can't stay above a dollar.

>>60682279
finna be in 8 figure hell for two decades, then hopefully a bill before i day
unless i get lucky

>>60682299
Yes, everything. Why not everything on a 0dte?

>>60682305
Inflation is going to take us all there

>>60682279
around 5 years or so

>>60682304
>>60682309
Gotta bet big to win big frens.

>>60682118
it means that volatility is dropping faster than usual retard

>>60682038
can't tell if it's irony or an actual top signal

>>60682337
The reliable top signal is when women, normies, and yo momma tries their luck.

>>60681859
Optimus AI robot will drive your EV shitbox for you

>>60682341
isn't that shit already happening?
retail trading volume is shattering records

>>60682348
I haven't seen people quit their day job to become day traders en masse yet.

>>60681764
irrelevant cost compared to housing

>>60682350
did that ever happen?

>>60681685
emotions and other foid garbage

>>60682356
supposedly it was a thing in the dotcom bubble

I think CMG might rebound a bit just becoming somewhat less inflated

>>60681682
hot

>>60682356
I distinctly remember that being a thing as a youngling around 1999 and also around 2006-2007. I didn't really understand why people stared at squiggly lines at the time prior to the dotcom bust.

I think these days it's get crypto rich and then escape to a non-extradition nation to enjoy the spoils of wealth.

>>60682364
if that's true then yeah we haven't reached that milestone yet
normies nowadays are more into RE speculation anyways, like in 08

>>60680909 (OP)
IXHL is a little over a $1 and is projected to hit $20. Enjoy, bitches.

>>60681685
I mostly use ChatGPT to ask him if I have an appropriate dick size. He always tells me the most reassuring words.

>>60682371
>I think these days it's get crypto rich and then escape to a non-extradition nation to enjoy the spoils of wealth.
this and house flipping

>>60681685
AI tells you what you want to hear.

If you could slam a custom built AI of yours into a sexbot, you too what also prefer that to any possible real woman.

>>60681665
>>60681776
lmao

6 month outlook?? i feel like im gonna get btfo. a little on the defensive side along with some speculative positions

>>60681662
maybe

>>60682397
I've seen the work they've already put into dolls, and I've seen some neat robots at the engineering campus of my shitty alma mater. I think that by 2040, you'll have both male and female models. From there, it'll just be a matter of time before they work like you and me, and eventually gain equal rights and mass artificial insemination before 2100.

>>60682397
my hopes on this front were dashed a long time ago, I saw what they did to the holowaifu

>>60682381
>IXHL
Someone remind me - should you invest in Biotech if they haven't passed phase 3 yet? Looks like they're not even done with Phase 2

sex with big titty asian girls with fake nose jobs cum on her and her big titties squeeze her nose yum

>>60682381
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>60681640
she doesn't look legal dude

>>60682296
which stocks/etfs you own are moving up the most?

>>60681609
a bull

>>60681606
>Theres no cycles
there are but the bull part lasts far longer

>>60682423
flat chests like flat markets are best

>>60681496
most of amazon's money isn't even related to their goods business

>>60682433
>flat markets are best
you're a psychopath

>>60681495
when you become overconfident and overleverage yourself

>>60682446
perhaps, but i'm right

>>60682422
Get qrd from a google search you lazy fuck.

>>60681455
>Going on my incel walk
what's that?

>>60682422
>Can I get a quick rundown?
It pumped hard due to good Phase 2 results, and social media mania. Stocktwits and R*ddit got particularly excited over it.

>>60682419
>Someone remind me - should you invest in Biotech if they haven't passed phase 3 yet?
It's ridiculously risky. Most biotechs do not make it past Phase 3 and if it doesn't make it, it goes to zero really fucking fast.

>>60682381
>IXHL is a little over a $1 and is projected to hit $20. Enjoy, bitches.
It has no core offering that sustains revenue. It's purely speculative.

If you're the type to go for dollar biotechs, wouldn't something like ESPR be a better bet since it actually sells medicine and receives milestone payments from a large biotech firm?

>>60681436
way too little US exposure

>>60681391
AI is just a technology
AI stocks are in bubble territory

>>60681339
that shit only comes up when they're covering something up

>>60681336
you can touch your house and your land and the government can take that away too

>>60682433
Based

>>60681307
that's why euroboomers are so pro immigration

>>60681305
have an actual strategy

>>60682493
my strategy is buy leveraged shit when i think it's going to go up, and try to sell before i lose money

>>60681269
>I wonder if this crap gets pooled together and sold in tranches with derivatives like mortgages.
of course it is

>>60682451
If someone is going to shill a stock, the burden of reason us in them to get me to buy their bags.
>>60682458
Thanks chief. I'll be passing.

>>60682498
>when i think
not a good strategy, emotions shouldn't be involved at all

Are the India/Pakistan tensions still on anybody's radar?
Or was it filed under N.E.H. ?

>>60682485
Do yuropoors genuinely just want thier countries to get taken over by Islam? It most definitely seems that way

>>60681229
that's why you have to hold actual assets like precious metals, equities and real estate

>>60682508
>Do yuropoors genuinely just want thier countries to get taken over by Islam?
older ones don't care because they're going to die anyways and immigrants make their house prices go up
young ones are very opposed in every EU country

>>60682508
Wow you know it’s like social programs don’t fund themselves.

>>60682502
>Thanks chief. I'll be passing.
Go do great things for yourself or something. I'm going to enjoy some discounted skyr. I have no idea why people don't buy this stuff because it's exactly what I hoped yogurt would be.

>>60682503
I said "think", not "feel"
I'm not a woman

>>60681179
faggot

>>60682520
so you shouldn't regret anything
the most important thing is to have a system

>>60681166
>Nobody cares about EU
countries in the EU's geopolitical area of influence like morocco and turkey do but yeah they're not relevant to the rest of the world
sad considering the wasted potential

>>60681147
/thread
the markets clearly no longer care about tariffs

>>60682515
>willing to destroy your entire country and culture for muh programs
Maybe you guys do deserve to be taken over.

SPX might see another ~+0.7% day on Thursday.

>>60682526
My system is still being refined, today was another data point: I should have bought more TQQQ

>>60682419
I was under the impression that the July Phase 2 results would be releasing any day now. Is that incorrect?

>>60682538
fair enough

>>60682535
he's a euroboomer
his life literally depends on stealing other people's money and pillaging his own nation

>>60682541
Also just becuase I learned or noticed something doesn't mean I can't be disappointed in myself for not seeing it sooner

>>60681143
feels like 07

>>60682458
>>60682419
If you're going for biotech, ATYR is a good hold until october. I don't have the stomach/capital to burn for biotech but if you do, sell the speculation leading up or sell the news if you're brave enough.

>>60681123
RyanAir has insane profit margins but low growth now

>>60682515
Its like a wheel. First, there are elections, and they increase pensions paid out by social welfare to the elderly, the main voting bloc. To fund that, they cut back on services and increase migration. Those migrants working also means they’re entitled to social welfare. The excess money that comes into social security from those migrants gets spent on qualifying other migrants who are bottom of the barrel. Some incompetent government fucks up, and they go to elections again mid-term, repeating the cycle until there's no money left and finally, in come the new parties, full of shitheads, because now they ran out of money for real and now they are going to have to make do by increasing retirement ages, paying out relatively less money to the younger generations or get indebted like Japan all around.

>>60681079
no one cares about crypto

>>60681071
it's over

>>60682556
none of them will ever admit that "social programs" are ponzi schemes

>>60682570
>>60682570
>>60682570

>>60681079
>BTC has been crabbing for a week... this is so boring.
People want to try to make it big on something not as big as BTC because BTC snails its way up when people want to rocket to the stratosphere.
>ETH
>XRP
>Tether
>SOL
These are the best candidates for the gamblers to try to strike it rich on when people look for alts to gamble on. You'll probably find better luck with ETH since it's almost a household name and it's attracting institutional investing.

Anon liked shilling SBET and BTBT from the last few /smg/s I recall.

Thoughts on IXHL vs. ATYR?

It seems like IXHL phase 2 trial will drop any day now, but ATYR seems like a more stable long term play

>>60682567
ultimately, is why i believe the euro will become worthless

>>60682502
>getting stock tips from shills on /biz/ without doing any research
Good luck with that.

>>60682607
Seems you don't know too much about it either since you can't even give a qrd, you retarded faggot.

>>60680933
lmao how much would you trade for a normal dick

>>60681073
they're nuclear and it's hot rn
>>60681141
based
>>60681142
bread and circus + satanitic undertones, why not goy?

>>60680924
>explain yourselves, bugmen
the asian women were taken by BWC