I'm thinking about killing myself. How can I profit from this?

>>60681593 (OP)
Make a livestream where if you reach the donation goal you kill yourself on stream

>>60681593 (OP)
Life Insurance. Kill yourself in a way that nobody knows what happened to you.

>>60681607
Then I'd be dead and I couldn't profit from it

>>60681593 (OP)
What a coincidence. Me too.

Nobody ever thinks of chasing down a tornado to suicide.

>>60681622
Idk, that crazy idea sounds like peak clown world, so it may be effective

>>60681593 (OP)
Don't do it bro. Just remember Jesus Christ loves you. Pray to god and open your heart to God's love. I'm rooting for you

>>60681727
Why did the lord wash my house away?

>>60681607
This, but once you reach your dono goal just kill the stream instead.

>>60681593 (OP)
borrow money and go all in on some shitter coin or use huge leverage. if you make it you can use the money to cope. if you don't you were gonna kill yourself anyways

>>60681593 (OP)
The point of killing yourself is to stop having attachments in this materialistic hellhole, you prfoit by realizing you're just a window to the universe's consciousness and you're returning to the light, and your whole life was nothing but a sigh in the echoes of eternity. As you're dying you'll understand suffering was your ally all along since it made it easier to detach from this material plane sooner rather than to prolong the agony of existence

Just listen to some George Harrison and you'll feel better

>>60681727
Thanks, bro. I'm going to pray tonight.

>>60681593 (OP)
Go take some magic mushrooms or something in a therapeutic setting, it might literally save your life. It pretty much saved mine.

>>60681941
I've taken small doses. I'm worried if I take a hero dose I will get one-shotted. What happened for you?

>>60681593 (OP)
all of us want to die
we're just trying to make it first just in case

>>60681982
Retired at 30

>>60681984
congrats. i hope you don't become jaded and kys

>>60681957
A hero dose is 5 dry grams, do 3 grams total. Take 2, then wait an hour and take the last one. Just have a trusted friend kind of watch over you while you lay down listening to music or something. It honest to God got me to realize I was kind of an asshole who was drinking himself to death, i wasnt treating people right, etc. one of the most important moments of my life. About 9 years ago

>>60681957
Oh yeah, and if you do it right you'll discover God is real and all this spiritual stuff isn't bullshit. Our "reality" is jack shit compared to the infinite intelligence of the universe, I know that sounds like hippie bullshit but its something you have to experience for yourself

>>60681957
I've been done up to 6 gr, you will DIE in a sense, the old you will be gone forever. Your ego will die for a week or so (and you'll be damn happy about getting it back, getting back the premise of your character) During my trip I've renounced life, friends, family, this life and this world...gave up from everything from the bottom of my heart as I lied in my bed, that felt worse than dying for me. Doing a heroic dose is a once in a lifetime life changing experience, a rite of passage that you should do if you have the chance. You'll see clearly everything that is right and wrong in your life, how the universe sent you "clues" because it was worth it
>>60682008
this guy gets it

>>60681593 (OP)
Borrow an absurd amount of money from loan sharks and then spend it however you please before killing yourself. Note, if you have family or relatives this may not be the best option.

>>60681700
>chasing down a tornado to suicide.
That would be pretty epic, can you imagine? Running towards it, reaching the event horizon, the point of no return, then getting lifted off your feet and swept into a gust that elevates you to the clouds and tosses you 500 feet into a tree at 100 mph, shattering your skull and turning your corpse into a skin suit with no bones, organs, fat and muscle tissue left. Just a shell of what was once a man.

>>60682059
I would let that woman destroy me. And enjoy the process. End life sooner by fantastic Asian pussy. There are worse deaths.

>>60682008
>>60682051
If shrooms changed ur life why are you guys still posting on this shithole? Maybe they aren't that good uh?

>>60682059
You'd probably be hit with some small piece of debris and knocked out before you even got close

>>60682178
nothing beats posting frogs and getting digits

>>60681593 (OP)
you dont
you profit by staying alive

>>60682277
>nothing beats posting frogs and getting digits
>2277
Uhhhh, based!

>>60682277
Undeniably based. Maybe this is a sign for me to trip again soon, it’s been years

>>60682178

If this is the shithole, what is the rest of the internet, comparatively?

>>60681593 (OP)

Picrel anon. Life is suffering, embrace it and work to rise above it. I'm rooting for you

>>60682059
This anon >>60682210 is correct, but you'd be lucky if you'd just get knocked out. Tornado winds are strong enough to rip the skin off your skull just from the resistance from your hair. It'll be painful until you're thrown out, or you'd get lucky and survive unharmed somehow. They only mostly kill.