spain edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60680909

My last major move was shorting tech on liberation day. I've been sidelined for months now, not knowing what to do. Shorting an irrational market is too dangerous for my tastes, but going long is also dangerous since we could crash at any moment. What do?

SCHG/SCHD combo is good

>>60682577
Sell cash secured puts

>>60682577
>BRK.B
>LMT
>Maybe FI

>>60682588
Entshuldigung.
>>60682577
I'm playing ACHR, NXDR, and HYFM.

NEH
TACO
KWAB

Warren Buffet ruined Apple by making it pay dividends and then left it.

>>60682602
>latin who will fuck you up
>ginger who wants the best for you
>egirl whowill fuck everyone up
thats how it goes man

Do people actually buy calls on gold/silver?

>>60682577
Why did you short the one thing that wouldn't be affected by tariffs bro?

My plan is throwing 500-1000 dollars per month into a vanguard index fund

My wife looks that good but doesn't flash her knockers around.

>>60682656
She's just showing off her vibrant personalities. There may not be much of one without them.

>>60682651
I recently moved to a new country. The real estate agent was from South Africa now working in Europe. Fist thing she told me 'it was so horrible at home, that's why I came here. You have to understand we can never relax. When there are black people you can never relax' ... and I thought that was a /pol/ meme

>>60682639
no they buy physical because gold and silver bugs think the market is fake (including the one for their own commodities) and one day, the day of the Ron Paul-ing will come

>>60682659
As far as women that don't have their boobs falling out, my wife is extremely tolerable.

>>60682674
You are a rich man for that alone. Everything else is just running the wheel.

What are we thinking on the FIG ipo?

>futures

>>60682685
A part of me when I looked this up was hoping this was fig newtons and not a company run by fig newtons
figma nuts

>>60682680
Went to the county fair tonight and she got dressed up with her sister who is visiting and I told her in front of her sister that if shenlooked any better I'd shut it down and make her change and now she's all worked up.

Anyway, where should I dump my APPL into because I've had it a long time and dividend is shit and I'm not seeing enough upside anymore?

I love latinas they love to show off their bodies and look hot as fuck. Also they pride themselves on being wild in the sack. They are extremely jealous though but loyal so it’s good and bad. Pussy and pits stink so that’s a negative. Still I’d recommend.

>>60682692
How many children of yours has she beared, anon

>>60682570 (OP)
spain is shithole filled with sexually aggressive brownoids. i want nothing to do with it.
i'd rather be an incel (not an incel) in America than deal with swarthoids in hellhole Spain.

>>60682721
Three.
Once you are married you freeze in time. She probably lacks that chicks tummy but has stayed in great shape and milking tits are just beyond any delight a young man with no kids can imagine.

If you haven't spent 5-7 years surrounded by enormous milkers then you've never lived.

Now, money wise, is APPL worth holding? Short term I'm not too bullish and I've already got huge gains from holding a long time.
It's my biggest bag.

>>60682656
i think she´s broken, you should get a new one

>>60682741
Does she get hotter after every kid she has. I've heard that's a thing.

>>60682731
Spain is cool, the chicas are caliente and your honey will call you daddy for the rest of your life if you take her down south.

>>60682745
Can't get anywhere near real value for the trade in. Holding forever.
>>60682751
I think as long as she's pumping them out this probably applies.
The key is to have her breast feeding a long time for each kid because the calories out thins her down quickly but the tits stay.

>>60682754
>your honey will call you daddy for the rest of your life if you take her down south.
>if you take her down south
is this a euphemism for cunnilingus? i wouldn't mind licking out some spanish women, but i still wouldn't endure a shithole like Spain to do so.

>>60682751
Elaborating for young lads.

You basically knock them up, then after the kid you get to pump her raw nonstop with no worries for a long time as long as the breastfeeding goes on.
So from then on you just pump her nonstop and eventually as the kid takes less booby and eats more food she'll eventually get fertile again and you naturally knock her up again with basically no lag after 1.5-2 years of breast feeding.
Greatest years of your life should be breeding your wife.

>>60682760
Do you keep her milk production up by sucking them bad boys all the time. Apparently the more they breastfeed the more they produce

>>60682768
Living the dream, anon.

>>60682766
not, i meant that they really like it when you take them to visit southern Spain, but they will also probably like you for that too

>>60682768
Ever wondered what breast milk feels like as an adult? I mean, i cant really remember how if i was even breastfeed

>itt /stock market general/ turns into /sucking milkies general/
Still investment related, somehow...

Any thoughts on IXHL vs. ATYR?

It seems like IXHL phase 2 trial will drop any day now, but ATYR seems like a more stable long term play

I have some experience with biotech, but I'm having difficulty weighing my options

>>60682799
It's what God intended.

>>60682771
Hard to keep the kid off of them.
Fun joke that never gets old is starting to suck them just in front of your kid when they want them really bad.
They'll absolutely lose it.
>>60682799
I've REPEATEDLY asked if I should move on from my APPL.

>tesla

>>60682819
>AAPL
id say its already through the worst so probably just hold onto it, it will be ironically one of the few tech stocks that will survive when the AI rally cools down

>>60682819
>I've REPEATEDLY asked if I should move on from my APPL.
If you just want to hold it until you know where to move it, SGOV is just holding treasury bonds. It disburses dividends every month. I don't think anyone will give you any advice now that they're too fixated on your wife's tits.

>futures

>>60682825
>too fixated on your wife's tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyh2s1oWwM

Should I buy stocks into companies that produce military ships for european countries? i was looking into fincantieri, bae and thyssenkrupp. but then i saw its already over 126% ytd or some shit and now im wondering if the ship´s sailed

>>60682570 (OP)
It's time for the UNH bounce, in at 284 let's go!

>>60682863
Check back in 2027, reevaluate around March and make your moves no earlier than April and no later than October.

>>60682863
>Yurop
>buying shit for their military

Top fucking kek. Those niggas can't even fight against the invasion INSIDE their own countries, how the fuck are they gonna fight Russia?

>>60682871
Are you betting that European countries are going to fail to deliver on their promised military budget targets, and then launch an impromptu arms race to make good on their commitments?

Release the epstein files so my bags will skyrocket

>>60682570 (OP)
Who is this beautiful woman? She's perfect, what's her name?

>>60682908
>what's her name?
Ms. Alotta Booba

>>60682908
Spanish red neck from a lame town called Albacete. It was taken 10 years ago. People doxxed her and she looks like shit now.

henlo mister jerome
we have all discussed and agreed
it is time for you to lower the rates
we will wait here or you to press the button
thank you mister jerome

>>60682957
mr jerome is going bye bye, apu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XZ-bin3mxQ
ruh roh

>>60682959

>>60682570 (OP)
https://uaw.org/uaw-statement-on-u-s-trade-agreement-with-japan/
uaw big mad. very bearish for american cars

>>60682959
trump ridding of jerome wont lower the rates, he'd have to fire every single governor

>>60682962
>The UAW is deeply angered by the Trump administration’s announced trade deal with Japan. What we’ve seen so far makes one thing clear: American workers are once again being left behind.

lmao youre a bunch of fucking cuck retards who left yourselves behind while every single asian company innovated
pls mr president pls save us from our own guns shooting our own feet

>>60682962
>uaw is bitching
That's the most work they've ever done in the past few decades.

>>60682976
this, they literally exist to whine and pretend their endorsement to a political candidate matters

>>60682957
I guarantee the market will dump within a month of rates being cut > 2%. You think this doesn't make sense but it does.

>>60682979
this doesnt make any sense, which makes sense, because this year the pattern is good news is bearish, bad news is bullish, and the market coin flips whether it moves at all on news.

TSLAbros, we are cooked aren’t we….

>>60683000
Margin status?

>>60682570 (OP)
How come shit and piss 500 reached all time highs, but russell 2000 did not yet even reach last high from November last year, much less all time highs?

>>60683015
I don’t use margin I’m not a robinhood tard

>>60683042
NVDA at 4T
MSFT approaching 4T
META, AMZN near ATH
GOOGLE, TSM, AVGO up on earnings
AI trade
10 largest companies in the s&p are 40% of the index
mergers and quarterly rebalancing giving way to growth stocks joining s&p and pushing it even higher
many investors just VOO and chill with an IRA/401K and literally just buy SPY with 6-10% of their paycheck + employer match

simple as

>>60683063
Ok, but does it mean anything that those small caps as well as other smaller companies of shit and piss are not doing as well?

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c98j77zde86t

TIL Thailand and Cambodia are on the verge of a war

>>60682702
Women are just as hypersexual as faggots. Modern women only can show off sexually, because men are better than them in everything else.

>>60683052
sure. take on a mortgage with 20% down youre a genius. bother with margin which is 50% and youre retarded.

its almost impossible to outperform the market with simple security selection. you should even bother with it. which is obvious because the only way to outperform the market was basically outweight NVDA.

what you should be doing is using leverage to buy dividend stocks and then backing it up with your salary to lower your debt. if you things get too hot you can sell. but the point is that you allow compounding to do its magic.

>>60682934
>many such cases. I browse cam whores and I take a screenshot of a new 18 year old girl and wait for her to hit the wall and then compare her to the pic I took.

>>60683070
yes it means its concentrated and almost entirely based on the performance of the top 20-30 stocks or so and if the AI trade falls apart or we get a fake and gay selloff like in april (liberation tariff day) or august (yen carry trade) or some ww3 type of scenario then ATH could get rugpulled again. there are some small cap stocks that have been doing well lately mostly off of being heavily shorted - OPEN, NXDR, KSS, DNUT and a few biotechs but pretty much all those are just str8 gambles

well know in about 2 weeks (srs) if the rally still has legs after all of mag7 reports culminating with NVDA earnings early august. need to show increased capex AI spend and increased data center spend across the other mag7

basically just buy NVDA its going to 200 1 way or another. already at 4.2T and will be 5T before you know it, if you pull up a chart every other year it rallies in the summer, this is one of those rally years

>>60682656
—>>60682934

lol

>>60682570 (OP)
That’s probably her proudest moment in her life. lol. It isnt her wedding or her first child.

>>60683106
>>60683095
>>60683089
>>60682934
Her today. Women's beauty is so ephemeral. A couple of years and then, wallah, it's gone

>>60683138
Its gone before 21. And then they have no choice but to marry a beta and larp as mothers.

>>60683109
Ok incel.
What is your proudest moment? Beating mario on hard mode?

>>60683138
She was not particularly pretty even before + wearing make up. Judge women without makeup.

>>60683147
Calm down, hope you froze your eggs.
>incel
Foid tier insult because women only can show off sexually, because men are better than them in everything else.

>>60683154
Yeah. She is gross and ugly without make up like most femoids. Bet she was way past the wall on her wedding day too.

>>60683169
If men (you) are better in every way then why cant you breed?
What value do you hold for a woman?

CAN SOMEONE FIRE JPOW
I BOUGHT $TMF AND I NEED JPOW GONE. IMMEDIATELY.
>>60683145
>larp as mothers.
How exactly does a mother, larp as a mother? Unless youre implying theyre "larping as mothers", by having dog/cat "babies"

Ayo, clashes between Cambodia and Thailand

>>60683178
They have no value once their looks and beauty is gone so they go “im a prouuud mommm noooowww.” Look at that dumb bitch with her belly lol. Even with a husband and kids, they are still desperate. Foids would never marry if they didnt have a wall.

>>60683176
>If men (you) are better in every way then why cant you breed?
The mother of my child isnt born yet
>What value do you hold for a woman
What age do they themselves know they have the most value?

>>60683000
inside every super obese person there is a grossly deformed normal person

its so over... the bear market of the century is about to start

>>60683240
fag is doing anything to avoid the epstein shit

How haven't we had a single correction yet since the april lows? This is insane, the tariffs deadline is 1 week away and there are still no official deals done with the EU and many other countries and the market is still in extreme greed and just continues to go up day after day. Not even Google is a slurp anymore, there is now officially not a single big tech name that is fair value, let alone undervalued.

>>60683267
Atp I don't even give a fuck. He's president and nothing is going to stop it until he's either dead or his time in office runs out. All it is is retards crying about orange man thinking the epstein shit will change anything

>>60683293
his base is comprised of a lot of retards who care a lot

>>60683195
>the mother of my children isn't born yet

Nigga the fuck you mean by that?

>>60683284
It's not about assets, it's about the death of the dollar for real this time. Trump wants it devalued. The powers that be want it devalued. Debt is rising and can only be eliminated through elimination of the debt. The Fed can't check inflation much longer. This is the only course possible without financial collapse.

>>60683284
dax is pricing in deals despite it being said that we aren't quite that close yet. weirdest thing is that news is staying totally silent about this

>>60683296
And just as many retards seething over him daily. Makes no difference, it hasn't in the past and it doesn't now.

>>60683302
the fact the fag has to constantly talk about it on his fake twitter it is reaching him

>>60683305
And even if anything comes out with the epstein shit, he will still be president, and it will continue until he dies or his term runs out. Might want to get a head scan since you obviously cannot connect the dots

>>60683299
It's not just the dollar being down though. I have an EU brokerage portfolio and all my US stocks and ETFs are in Euro, so I have lost a lot of money from the dollar losing like 15% of its value and despite that I'm still up massively in the past couple of months. The market just shouldn't be performing like this when nothing since the liberation day crash has really been solved yet and a weakened dollar isn't explaining 50%+ gains for Nvidia, AMD, Meta etc in 3 months.

>>60683316
As you said, it's not just the dxy. Nobody's buying bonds either. Non-government assets are the only out when government fiat is failing before our eyes. AI is also (irrational) exuberance, but forgive people for sending their dollars into anything but inflating fiat.

Any euros have undervalued sleeper cos? Someone put me on this Austro-German construction company STRABAG, but that shit is already up 2x on the YTD.

>>60683316
The market can remain irrational longer then you can stay solvent, or something like that

>>60683316
The market can remain fake and gay longer than you can stay fundamental, or something like that

>>60683350
One part of fundamentals is that fiat is fake and gay, and money supply has been increasing again, so no wonder that they put money into fake and gay AI shit.

>>60683362
As long as you use fiat to pay your taxes and buy your groceries, it is in fact very real and your internet funny money is the one that is fake and gay because it has zero intrensic value and no military force nor real world economy behind it that can actually defend its value.

>>60683378
I know this, my point is that fiat is always eaten by inflation, so people who can just invest it into whatever, even if into fake and gay hype.

I'm 1/16th of the way to permanent neethood lads

>>60683398
thats a lot of boomer shit

>>60683398
I also boughted cryp-toe for the first time, I left my inhibitors off accidentally and crashed the entire market with my power.
Whoops...

eu loves making enemies in every direction

>>60683398
>>60683402
I have also bought in for the first time. I waited for the lower dip in April but it didn't happen, and I was worried the dollar will get cheaper long term as I am from country in europe. Now I bought in because dollar was so cheap I couldn't pass up. I am still wondering how much can the dollar fall, and how that will affect me. Maybe cheap dollar may still be an incentive to slurpers outside of the US if it falls but if it shows that long term it doesn't hold value then it would be pretty bad since huge portion of stocks are held by foreigners.

Now sitting at 14.86, so close to the 15 threshold!

>>60683433
>"plz buy our oversupply of electric cars we overproduced like the dumb bugs we are and can't sell, we even had to fake he numbers, and even insured cars ourselves to fake out the numbers even more"
>"No."
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/local-chinese-governments-promote-zero-mileage-used-car-exports-inflating-sales-2025-06-23/
https://carnewschina.com/2025/06/01/exposing-chinas-zero-kilometre-used-cars-registered-but-never-driven/

>>60683438
Did you buy hbar, like me, a fucking retard?

>The Russian rouble's 45% rise against the U.S. dollar since the start of the year has made it one of the world's best performing currencies
its so over for the western chuds and their trans rights values bullshit

>>60683433
They only people they love are people from Africa and the Middle East

>>60683477
1 dollar is close to 79 rubles...

>>60683480
which stocks will let me profit of the collapse of the west

>>60683482
yeah wasn't it like 100 recently

>>60683483
Couldn't tell you singe rapefugees just leech off the system while white people pay for everything. Buy into big pharma because only drugs can take the edge off of black fatigue

Unusually neckbeardy in here tonight fellas, buy some UNH will ya

>TSLA

yeah its fucking over.

>>60683477
The rouble is a shitcoin being rattled around by massive capital controls and years of 18% interest rates and state manipulation, normal currencies do not behave this way

>>60683506
Zoom out

>>60683512
yeah indeed the west got cucked hard and you have to pay for the privilege of keeping your money in the bank. in the past even western banks paid nice interest but now they just keep it for themselves like the greedy fuckers they are

bear chads... we are so back!

>>60683544
Banks are for boomers, I’ll keep mine in indexes, where Russians are incidentally not permitted to keep theirs

>>60683551
How many "we are at the tops" have been said in the past 3 months

>>60683551
Wait a minute

>Kramer

Yeah we aren't even close to the top

Who Mooglie millionaire here?

Not me yet but one day, when it is $1,000 a share I will be a liquid bong millionaire.

Oh blessed day Mooglies, the rest of our Googlie little lives begins now.

Yep, we are closing in to the top.

Tesler bros... did we get too cocky?

>>60683582
Imagine selling yesterday.

That guy yesterday who mentioned radical portfolio theory really has be wondering why any casual investor would ever hold bonds when they eat complete shit whenever the market does anyway, because bonds are you lending money to basically go into the stock market. Now that technology lets you just access stocks directly, it seems almost absurd

>>60683592

Double bottom at $310, bears get wrecked on open with a spike up. Then we come back down and bulls get wrecked.

This is the most overrated stock in history, Elon's autistic meme magic no longer works on normgroids. China makes more better and cheaper electric cars. Tesla is not leading in robotics either, every megacap has their own robotics department and optimus like prototype.

Waymo costs a lot more but delivers improved autonomous driving, tesla robotaxis have a lot more kinks and the winner of market share for AV it will come down to perceived safety by the public.

>>60683569
don't need fancy stuff like that when the banks pays about the same just to keep your shekels there. western banks took this from you and no one seems to notice

>>60683640
I can’t really tell if this is bait or not so let’s just call it here

>>60683582
So true friend.

>>60682577
just keep playing 0DTE calls and puts its the only way to make it these days

>>60682754
Do you think Spain borders Mexico?
>>60683000
>proportions after
Holy shit, goblins are real.

>>60683592
Elon and the new pajeet CFO sounded defeated during the earnings call
Every time they opened their mouth the stock sank a little bit

>>60683673
I mean ~200 p/e with declining numbers is pretty fucked.

>>60683671
they're the same country of not america

UNH outside RTH activity looking pretty similar to yesterdays, let us have another 2% bump gentlemen

>>60682570 (OP)
Hey, I’m 22 male, guy here, pulling in about $2,700 a month after taxes. I’m kinda new to all this money stuff, but I figure I could set aside around a grand each month to invest. ( Living with my parents atm)

From what I’ve heard, putting it into ETFs or index funds is one of the safer ways to go, yeah? Just looking for some guidance from folks who know the ropes.

>>60683710

Yiphoo

UNHATABLE
UNHSTOPPABLE
UNH GUNHA MAKE ME RICH

>>60683718
Basically. I’d say read the sticky but I’ve never read that shit personally, indexes are standard, people have opinions about US/international split, and whether to include bonds or crypto or gold, and how much. It’s mostly about the boomer/chud/schizo admixture in your personality

>>60683725
So stick with sp500 no?

>>60683718

All in on GOOGL fuck diversification. in 5 years time this stock will be $1,000 a share and pay out double the dividend.

>>60683753
>going all in on jeet

>>60683753
>>60683771
better buy sbsw

>>60683718
SPYI
SCHD
QQQI

>>60683750
If you’re into the US. Shit and piss the past decade has given better returns than anywhere else, but some people consider it to be overvalued as a result and have rebalanced into emerging markets or euroshit. God only knows, I don’t even remember what indexes are in my ISA

>got all my dosh in a single stock atm
>banked on good earnings
>earnings were good just not OMG RAISE TARGET good
>dumped and now stuck waiting until it recovers
SAP gaped me... at least I know it will go up again

How the fuck do you tell if bad news will result in Tesla cultists pumping or dumping the stock? It seems random at this point.

>>60683771

GOOGL will outlive the Jeet hive that has infested it in recent years. CEOs come and go, MOOGLIES are forever.

>>60683790
i am actually more worried about sbsw cultists right now
they seem to flock there from tesla after the rumors that elon will buy them

>>60683790
Is this a rhetorical question? They don't dump. They just buy more. TSLA would need to go to 50 for them to potentially capitulate

>>60683791
no it wont
never invest in globohomo

why must it be so hard to make money on the stock market, I don't even care about becoming rich, I just want to make a median salary

sigh
missed another bullrun

>>60683794
Tesla has had huge drawdowns in the past. People do sell at times, but I can't figure out what triggers it.

>>60683807

If you are finding it difficult you are one of the following:

Dumb

Emotional

Figure out which it is, or a combination of both. If dumb, get smart. If emotional, control your emotions,

EZPEEZEE

I'll even give you some great tickers to kickstart you off on the right track

GOOGL
UNH
BABA
GRRR
GAMB
PYPL
METC
KRKNF
ESEA

U R Welcum

>>60683796
>shorting globohomo

>>60683812

With that attitude, yes you have. The S&P is about to run to 7,000

You are later than yesterday but earlier than tomorrow. Stop being a pussy. Stop thinking and overthinking. Start doing. Buy my bags.

>>60683807
just buy and let line go up, ez

>>60683832
>Buy my bags.

>>60683843
Hes right tho?
I bought for the first time this year in late jan
when it all came craahing down i just sticked to what i had and bought some solid NVDA and MSFT slurp, and im doing pretty well by now

the dax is freefalling. the news may be suppressed but they finally understood that no deal will come

>>60683843

Friendo, you are filled with regret of missing gains but also consumed by the fear of entering right at the peak before we decline.

Both are irrational over the long run, you are not a day trader or a short term holder. You are an investor, you invest when the line is up, you invest when the line is down, you invest when the news, your friends, your family all tell you the world is ending and you should sell sell sell.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Buy GOOGL immediately for some safe and easy gains.

>>60683865
>GOOGL
funny way to spell sbsw

What do you guys recommend buying for an entry level investor who’s interested in production of platinum, palladium, and rhodium and top tier gold production. It would be nice to get something else to cover refining of iridium and ruthenium, nickel, chrome, copper and cobalt, but if there’s one company which covers both that would be amazing

>>60683891
>mining investments
aren't you looking at decades until something meaningful happens worth wise?
>pull up the 20year chart Walter! I wanna check my mining stocks

good morning

Bullish for AEO?

>>60683891
you already know
>>60683898
that decade is now

they're trying to attack the tariff again

>>60682602
AI won

>>60683901
>America's corporate marketing whore will save our brand

>>60683928
For me its Levi's or Wrangler. Also the boob girl.should be marketing shirts, not pants

>>60683786
Anon SAP is a horribly run company with horrible products.

>>60683928
crazy that this 6/10, at best 7/10 is "america's face". And she also sold bathwater in soap or something.

I have a kid coming soon whats the biggest play I can make right now so that he can at least eat boiled chicken and steamed veggies for the rest of his life

>>60683964
yet everyone uses them... how come all these ai startup trannies haven't came up with a replacement

>>60683972
If it's a girl, make her an OnlyFans account as soon as possible.

>>60683972
Save your money until the stock market has a big drop of 10%-20% then buy SPY (S&P 500)

>>60683972

GOOGL

>>60683972
Pennyshit

>>60683972
>eat boiled chicken
yuck

>>60683984
If it’s not a girl, chop the penis off and give hormone therapy like a proper white european and start onlyfans

>>60684005
Spoken like a proper white european raised on ultra processed food. I bet your nipples are pink.

Who the fuck is that new Id faggot. America is the one doing stupid ass therapies and processing food with corn syrup and shit everywhere.
Jesus, the every accusation is a projection meme will forever remain true. Has been so since the soviet era, will remain true for a while, it seems. Giving internet to thirdies was a mistake

I can’t wait for the next sick burn on white Europeans by this stock possessing individual of questionable ethnicity

>>60683898
There are decades when nothing happens, and weeks where nothing happens boss

>futures

>>60684045
Weird that the Nascuq specifically looks like shit

>>60684022
My mother always said, in an argument between women, the actual whore/slut will always call the other "whore" first.

So like UNH is going to like, go up and stuff.

>>60683891
The S&P 500 (vti) has all this and more!

>TSLA actually down on poor earnings
Is the market pretending it cares about fundamentals or something?

>>60684070
Right on

>>60684074
Always has boss

SOXL-sissies whats the play today?

Reminder: Trump is a liar. There are no actual trade deals.

>>60684103
Who the fuck even cares at this point? Even bond markets barely respond to the nonsense

>>60684098
I've held on to my calls. A smart anon here has been slurping the past few days. Just wait, looks like it's going back up

>>60684103
There are deals (ie vaporware). No agreements, as in written down and signed. That’s why you can’t trust the white vermin. They always lie and pedo.

>>60683582
good morning sir that would be me too

i bought ff9 and will play it soon

wtf happening with unh? The final Reddit shakeout?

>>60684103
None of these deals have any real legal binding anyways. It's between nation states, so these agreements are only as good as both parties willingness to enforce them. At least one party has already proven itself unreliable, so there's no reason for the other party to uphold their side of the deal.

If you guys want a bit of a unusual investment since we're at record highs in America, international small caps are ludicrously on sale right now. For comparison:
SPY vs AVDV
>Price/Earnings - 23.29 vs 9.77
>Price/Book - 4.45 vs 0.97
>Price/Sales - 3.05 vs 0.50
>Price/Cash Flow - 15.2 vs 4.00

>>60684134
Luigi’s brother has returned to finish the job and cost me four hundred bucks

>>60684150
>international small caps

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>60684134
DOJ investigation.

Strange that this is mega bearish

>>60684155
And here we have exhibit A as to why they are on sale so much

Wtf is buying US bonds anyway?

>>60684169
Besides the 23% owned by other countries it's mostly just boomers doing it because they were told to

>>60684172
So boomers are funding the deficit then + some foreigners?

SPY puts today?

>>60684134
A second shooter has hit the CEOs. Dont worry, united still has like 15

>>60684172
Its probably mostly institutions, like insurance companies.

As long as it stays below 288 I can average my entry down to 299 B)

>>60684103
lol

could also have been the japanese. I mean, they know the parliament has to agree. So maybe they did this out of kindness to not make Trump look like a Clown and also extend the deadline. You know, just show.

>>60684117
Sar. It is going down. I repeat, it is going down sar.

>>60684177
Go all in on 0dte puts

Aaaaaaaand there's a V

>>60684117
A smart anon wouldn't be buying ETFs in the first place.

>>60683790
The sales decline keeps continuing, I don't think the tesla cultists are selling at this point but smarter investors are probably starting to question and some are backing out, but it will probably go back up somewhat as Ranjeet puts his life savings into it because "saar, elon will take us to the stars" if things keep going the way they are going its going to be ugly, Elon is running out of hat tricks

are we buying the unh dump

>>60684103
oh thats why my bears are so green

LIDR is exploding, sucks I don't have any money in it. Although I did have it saved in a watch list, but i do not remember why.

>>60682577
trailing buy order on inverse etfs. If shit hits the fan, you'll profit from it, or at least be kind of hedged.

>>60684306
maybe INVZ will catch the momentum?

>>60684072
if you have 100k to spare just dump it in VTI and forget about it

>>60684287
You weren’t all in anon? Lucky you, you can lock in a better position than me

>>60684103
That's not what he said, he probably said some shit in Japanese, and it was translated improperly. I'm am sure the actual comments were on how large President Trump's penis is, and how his Japanese penis is much smaller and inferior. How the agreement has been reached and as part of the deal, Japan will be sending us all nipfus boss.

>>60684318
I don't know man, it's penny stocks, those things don't act like real stocks.

>>60684320
in at 282.5. hesitated a bit. but it looks like this headline was already priced in. it was basically "remember the investigation? yeah that's still a thing. Thank you for your attention in this matter."

did eu just lose all hope of any deal coming? dax tanked so hard from big green morning

>>60684320
Slurped what I could. Lowered my dca to 288 from 295.

any of you baggies caught?
>Aeye Inc (NASDAQ:LIDR) stock surged 270% after announcing that its flagship Apollo lidar has been fully integrated into NVIDIA (NASDAQ:NVDA)’s DRIVE AGX platform, a critical component of NVIDIA’s autonomous vehicle ecosystem.

Would you look at that, another day another soxl buy

>>60684331
>>60684336
Jelly, boughted at like 308 after selling at 325 and have been averaging down to 300 as it’s been brutalised. See >>60684088. Today I slurp with WOLF gains from yesterday

>>60684334
probably, but US doesn't care. It pumps on fakenews or rumors, does not correct and when it's actually happening it pumps again. That's how it goes higher and higher

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60684209
i only listen to 0dte gigachad
im betting line goes up
again

>>60684357
>pic
audibly kek'd

HOLY SHIT TSLA

>>60684334
Sounds like a normal day, the indexes here have been crabbing for 3 months here.

>>60684361
haha if only i was brave enough to short that

>>60684361
kek baggies

Everything in my portfolio is red today. Was very green yesterday, so it much just be bouncing back.

feeling cute might add to my NXDR bag

>>60684369
Imagine buying a company with declining sales and profits at nearly 200 p/e

>>60684366
I got a piece of that boss!

kek at MAGA and TSLA investors

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"Everyone is stating that I will destroy Elon’s companies by taking away some, if not all, of the large scale subsidies he receives from the U.S. Government. This is not so! I want Elon, and all businesses within our Country, to THRIVE, in fact, THRIVE like never before! The better they do, the better the USA does, and that’s good for all of us. We are setting records every day, and I want to keep it that way!"

PLEASE GIB ELON FREE MONEY

>>60684393
Musk is the final boss of the African-American welfare queens.

>>60684393
Does Musk have dirt on him or is he just afraid of Musk's political potential?

>>60684393
Elon really did leave with the Epstein files. It's all but confirmed now.

bag kekkies

>>60684355
Sabed

Kek manufacturing PMI miss by 3 points
Services PMI beat by 2

I bet when I read, the reason there's a beat is the prices.

Interesting situation with NXDR. A lot of things going to happen within the next two weeks, not sure if this is a shake out or what.

Anything better than money market for cash in fidelity? Shill me.

>>60684393
based. pump my bags, don, you filthy little whore.

>>60684338
How do you even catch things like these

Tech going crazy, and I'm just sitting here with my dumbass WMT.

>>60684443
Be Nancy pelosi or a Jewish relative of the company

>>60684431
oh thats what pumped dax?

kek sbsw

>>60682864
>>60683500
Love this stock for the CCs. Anytime it goes up 1% you sell a contract and then it rugpulls and goes up again

"Hello"
>"Yes?"
"Have you heard of the High Elves?"
>"They say that in the Summerset Isles, the stock market only goes up"
"Nothing that I'd know about"
>"GOODBYE"
"Farewell"

what in the absolute fuck is SOXL doing?

Biz sisters what earnings should i gamble on today

House Sales miss

>>60684491
Aaaaand it's bullish.

From anyone's experiences. Does TESLA usually recover from this in a day?

>>60684495
House sales are down because sellers ran out of stuff to sell, very bullish

>>60684497
Last time with the Twitter shit it took maybe a week

I'll just do a few TSLL calls then since their cheap

Can anon please bring me up to speed on AGQ, GDXU, NXDR, SMCI? I have been offline for couple days. Are we selling or buying? Whats the biz analyst rating on these?

>US New Homes Sales Change Jun: 627K (est 650K; prev 623K)
>- New Homes Sales (M/M) Jun: 0.6% (est 4.3%; prev -13.7%; prev R -11.6%)
>- Median Sales Price Was $401,800

Seems like House prices down. Last year June was 414k.

>>60684454
Holy MOLY is that another earningsless profitless mining company that nobody has ever heard of? Time to go all in my fellow smiggers

People still coping with muh
>Tesla is a technology company disguised as an automaker.
Nah, they're a fucking snake oil company disguised as a welfare office boss.

Please consult the graph

>MSFT up

>Why yes, 100 and more of our customers got hacked because our software or whatever that shit is, isn't safe, but that should not have any impact on our business and company value. >After all we can just gift them HelloFresh vouchers as compensation.

>>60684513
I'll spoon feed for NXDR. New CEO is in, app revamp coming before end of month (maybe), earnings on the 7th. Had a huge pump but has corrected.

Not sure what the general sentiment is but I'm somewhat positive, despite bag holding.
>>60684525
Shoo shoo jewgler

WTF WAS THAT BOSS! I BUY SPY CALLS AND THE FUCKING BOTTOM JUST FALLS OUT!!!!!

TSLA should be at 200 now. Actually it should be at 100 most, but you can't have it all. But actually it should be at 30-40

>>60684547
Double down, baggot.

>>60684536
sentiment is bad I BUYED AT $2.13 AGGGHHHHHH ITS OVER

>>60684578
1.92 was my buy in. Gonna give it awhile. got some ITM calls expiring march of next year too

Kek was quite amusing listening to Elon stammer about on the earnings call as they missed on every metric and he's losing his welfare gibs

>>60684547
Today is a schizo up/down .5% kinda day you faggot kike
You should know that

>>60684531
yeah open source data is the future

>>60684578
Yeah I doubled down at 2.04. Holding 22k shares. I'm considering selling and buying back in when it's in an upward trend, because it's possible it'll dump over the weekend. Was hoping for a rebound before the end of tomorrow but it's not looking likely

>>60684591
Careful anon, jewgler gets upset when you reveal his identity.

Buy IXLH
3-5x potential in a week even though you missed the 0.2 bottom

>>60684536
just added some more $2 3/26 calls

>>60684607
+1.18 (534.09%)past month
Fuck no

>>60684613
>>60684613
>>60684613

>>60684547
double down

>>60684515
fucking finally

>>60684462
cute

>>60684632
it's a crab

>>60682741
>>60682760
>>60682768
Based as fuck.

My wife is pregnant with our first kid and already her already extremely nice tits are even bigger. Still extremely round and perky too. Unreal booba unlock.

She keeps flashing me them around the house, it's wild. She's been feeling pretty sick for weeks but I think is starting to feel better, even mentioned being horny yesterday, so probably gonna probably resume ploughing soon with huge handfuls of tits.

Godspeed to all anons. Get yourself a pregnant wife

>>60684501
Wrong. Housing inventory is up everywhere. Sales are down because prices and rates are ridiculously high right now. Shitbox starter homes aren't worth $500,000 + 7% rate + tip.

>>60683855
Exactly this. I just bought a bunch of random shit when it tanked in March/April or whatever and and my meager 2500 is almost 3500. Still holding mostly cash, so had I gone all in God only knows what I could have right now