How much money do I need to wake up and be an 18 year old graduating high school again?

Let me guess. You would buy bitcoin and have sex?
You need to take responsibility for your failures and make your future better.

>>60682915 (OP)
Anon... i don't think money can turn back time... maybe try asking /x/? Sorry anon.

>>60682920
Fotamecus.

>>60682926
Don't do it anon...

>>60682919
Money would be the last thing on my mind desu
But yeah sex

>>60682915 (OP)
>Integrity DAO candle formation looked like a bird
>bird turned into a phoenix
>bought on instinct
>DexTools agrees

>>60682915 (OP)
that was a stressful time, so I'd have to be paid 3 million dollars to be exact

>>60682915 (OP)
I think that when I turn 70, I'll use all my savings from shido to find someone to freeze my body to see if there's any medicine in the future that can make me young again, or change my body

I imagine hell to be like this, you wake up and make all different decisions but life still ends up suck because grass isn't greener

>>60682915 (OP)
anon, no amount of money can grant you that wish, and even if you could you'd be wasting your youth again. Learn from your mistakes, learn to love yourself as you're now and bee yourself.
t. your coach

>>60683946
this
>wake up in the past
>buy/mine bitcoin
>for some reason it doesn't get traction

>>60682915 (OP)
At 18 every girl I knew had already lost their virginity to older guys. 18 is too late

>>60682915 (OP)
Only if that meant going back in time. No way I’d want to be 18 today, surrounded by brain-rotted zoomers glued to their dopamine devices.

>>60682915 (OP)
15 years ago
>I was 18
>lived on an island in the pacific ocean
>drove around in my beater Cadillac
>lived at the beach or woods
life was good.

>>60682915 (OP)
If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth

>>60682915 (OP)
This entire thread is depressing me. 35 and full of life regrets. Everything is so bleak now. Back when I was 18, life was so simple. Now every day I want to die unironically. Life is just unnecessary suffering.

>>60682926
What's going on here?

>>60684523
>Pick winning lottery tickets
>You don't win