I have 5k and just lost my job, how do I multiply that money?

x125 btc

>>60686759 (OP)
5k to spare, or only 5k?

Knee pad repair business

>>60686759 (OP)
I just spaghetti’d all over an interview, and I don’t even really want to work. Why would you get nervous on an interview if you just want to neet? It’s retarded

>>60686810
5k to spare, savings to keep me afloat for 3-4 months

>>60686823
Got to work anon, I'm not a kid who can live in his parents house for free

>>60686823
most people can't live at home? it gets sad after awhile

>>60686831
Bitch attitude. Pay rent for a month, buy rice and beans and SWING EVERYTHING YOU GOT DUDE THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER TIME.

>>60686759 (OP)
Convert into cash. Sort into two piles. Make paper dolls with the bills. The first pile of bills will be the men. Make sure to give them exaggerated sexual features. Do the same with the other pile only make these women. Large breasts, plump asses, to attract the men. Gather up the dolls and place them in a room with soft music and dim lights. Toss a couple bottles of wine in there and turn out the lights. Now shut the door. It really is that simple.

>>60686916
Do I need some kind of magic Indian in the cupboard key?

>>60686891
Swing what though?!

>>60686941
No but a disco ball helps if they still seem too stiff after a couple hours.

>>60686941
buy kas now and dump it at .18-19

>>60686759 (OP)
Just invest 1K in UTK, wait for it to 100X and you are good

Buy SXT

>>60686759 (OP)
Community college Spanish courses, a bunch of lawn mowers, make a landscaping website, and then make friends with all the Mexicans at your local carnicería and get to mowing. Eventually you'll be the Cortez of your hometown.

>>60686759 (OP)
1000 xrp

>>60686759 (OP)
You can get an easy 2x by getting a job and working

>>60686759 (OP)
PEPE

>>60687167
>start a lawn care business towards the end of summer
kek

>>60686759 (OP)
go all in at the casino or try to find slightly new alts or memes
still I feel you, when I lost my job I lived off spam I slipped through a blind spot in walmart’s cameras and stole power through a cable I ran under my neighbor’s lawn
now I work at that same walmart waiting for my shima to give me enough money to forget that I spent an entire year eating spam and rice like a fucking hermit

>>60686759 (OP)
buy a snowcone stand

>>60686759 (OP)
buy and sell shitcoins at the right time

>>60686759 (OP)
short bitcoin, we have just started the bear market

>>60686759 (OP)
Buy and hold a small bag of XRP, even just 100. Look at it as a longterm savings. Don't invest too much that you cannot eat or anything. You will make it brother. Just keep going and pray to God.

>>60686759 (OP)
have you considered a pair of knee pads at home depot? a $15 investment coupled with a marketing campaign offering mobile services could double your money in a week

>>60686759 (OP)
Get a second job, that basically solved all my problems
I was even able to start betting again on things like kokok and some AI stuff, and my debts disappeared
Having just three hours of free time for myself was worth it

>>60687163
Absolutely this. SXT is massively undervalued at less than ten cents right now. Name another sub $150k marketcap coin that's partnered with Microsoft, Nvidia and Chainlink, along with being listed on all major exchanges AND Grayscale. I could explain why it's utility is fantastic but that'd take forever, long story short it offers Proof of SQL which ensures verified accurate data, Microsoft integrated it into Azure/Fabric because of this.

It is the closest thing to early LINK that I've ever seen (but I don't like to say that because I doubt it'll hit $52 like LINK did, I don't want to mislead anyone.) I'm anticipating it hitting $1 by February 2026, this is a very realistic number for it.

>>60687163
>>60692487
NTSA but how much SXT do you think I should reasonably grab?
>inb4 your entire savings faggot

>>60692487
Finally some 2017 vibes. Thanks. What are your thoughts on rose? Kaspa?