help /biz'
I have stolen $800 from my mom by wiring the money to myself to buy drugs and a Nintendo switch 2 on discount
I need to make at least double that amount before monday and give them back to her
what are my options? I only have $300 left btw

>>60686761 (OP)
Get a job

Hope this helps!

Take a high rez photo of a 100$ bill. Photoshop "not real currency for movie use only. Property Brazzers inc" on the bill. Print out 8 of these fake bills. Put in moms purse. If she confronts you act confused and snatch a bill away from her, study it, and scream " YOU'RE A WHORE!" then run out of the room crying.

>>60686767
I can't for reasons
>>60686781
that doesn't help me
>>60686791
unrealistic

>>60686761 (OP)
See >>60686791
This will work

>>60686761 (OP)
buy solana and gamble on the solpot casino's coinflip game. 50/50, all in and double down 3 times in a row you'll have enough

https://solpot.com/r/hikkigod

bet on tails

>>60686791
most modern printers can't print true sized bills, there's detection software in them

>>60686761 (OP)
bump