You follow the best crypto security practices, r-right anon?

Robinhood has my crypto

Coinbase has my crypto

>>60687375
jesse owens has my crypto

Password1234

nope i'm like this guy, and keep my seed phrase in my car https://x.com/0xSweep/status/1947711727707033864

>>60687494
Oh fuck how do I delete this???!!!!!!

>>60687344 (OP)
Yeah, triple check the crypto address on the post if you’re going to follow through with posting a picture of a sharpie in your pooper. You’ll make a mint so it better be right

>>60687344 (OP)
of course
every time I need to generate a private key I dig up one of the hundred pree 2005 thinkpads I have buried and take it to a new faraday cage where I chant over it while my deaf and blindfolded nu-metal band play (I've know them since childhood) at max volume and I light several candles for extra processor entropy

i have a cold wallet i never access, i just send stuff to it.
i have an irrational fear that something will be broken or just wont work when the time comes to access it...

1 kyc cold wallet
1 non kyc cold wallet

>>60687344 (OP)
I do
DEXTools updated with visual alerts
my screen now flashes when Bobo tries to sell
it saved me twice this week

>>60687344 (OP)
>500k in crypto
>2k in bank for daily purchases
Does anyone else do this or am I a madman?

>>60688108
same but to a lesser extent. if I ever need a larger sum of money I’ll simply take out a loan I can comfortably pay back in a few months time. 1000 USD invested in Apple 20 years ago could’ve made my parents a quarter million but they’ve let the bank make money off their money

>>60687344 (OP)
I have my entire net worth on a browser extension and trade on public WiFi without VPN. No issues so far.

Grid+ lattice in a secure locker in an office space in the city with one signing key, one key at my home, third signing key with a trusted person. 2 of 3 multisig SAFE.

>>60687344 (OP)
I just put in seed phrase in a txt file and whenever I need to sign a transaction, I reimport it into wallet and sign it. I then delete wallet, because then I don't have to worry about the wallet software having bugs that make me lose my crypto.

>>60687499
I'll (postal) mail you the instructions if you fax me 1/3rd of your crypto.

I remember my 12 words. I don't even have it written down

>>60687344 (OP)
I have 200k on coinbase

>>60687344 (OP)
You bet, brainlet. Cold storage for the bulk. And for the active stack, I'm running Starkey Wallet. That's actual self-custody with next-gen key management, built for the L1 infra that won't rug you. Stay comfy.