>32
>only half a million dollar portfolio

im actually so pathetic.

>>60687368 (OP)
>34
>515k
its all so tiresome

>>60687368 (OP)
>>60687970

Fuck both of you faggots

>19
>only 3.15M

>>60687985
>16
>only 10 million
It never began for me

>>60687368 (OP)
I am 30 years old

Hey guys, at least we are not in the negatives, right?

>28
>20k USD savings, no debt

>>60687368 (OP)
>29
>340k
wish I could have said “made it in my 20s”. but sadly. no.
6 fig hell is real

>>60687368 (OP)
better than graduating and landing a job at 28, then divorce 3 years later, and only end up with a 5k portfolio. God must hate me if there is one

>36
>shameful 500k

I started investing later than I should have

43
2.4 million but not including house since I would never sell it.

Its kinda dead money since I like introducing myself to women as “mulitmillionaire”. Clicking refresh on my account is worth more to me than a nice car.

>>60687368 (OP)
Fuck you nigger I'm 31 and only have 80k

>>60689690
>graduating

Try food service for 10y then see if you can still bitch

>be me
>34yo
>110k assets
>30k student loan
oof

>33
>$400 portfolio
>$1000 in checking

And I have a positive outlook on life. Get fucked doomers, everything's gonna be just fine.

>31
>560k across 401k/mutuals/brokerage
>Just bought a house locking up 160k of it.
>Had a panic attack till I drank three whiskey sours.
>no gf virgin but have kissed.
Welp.

>>60687368 (OP)
You're giving me the ick you GROSS INCEL!!

>>60687368 (OP)
>32
-$100k checking in

>>60690348
I'm looking for a maid, I can pay you in cheeseburgers

Had 100k in btc at 21, then I cashed out at the top of the last bull run. Now I’m 25 and I have like 20k across investments, a couple cool old cars, several motorcycles, and great memories from fucking off to Europe for a few months. No ragrets
>>60690328
based

>>60687368 (OP)
Shut the fuck up.

>>60687368 (OP)
How tf do you guys do it? I have everything, memecoins, alts, even a little shido, and I still don't even reach 7 figs
I've been in this purgatory for about 4 years ffs

>>60690328
good for you man. really, just good for you. like really.

lol. make 500k a year ,yet married to a woman that barely fucks me. You faggots need to be rethink yourlives.

500k is life changing money

>>60689690
I'm 27 years old and my portfolio is $1000. I've never worked in my life or gone to university.

Things could be worse.

>>60687368 (OP)
>40
>2m
>can't quit job cuz golden handcuffs
almost to kms

>>60692489
Imagine how much better your life could be if you sold your soul for a few dollars and all you had to do was report to Mr. Wagiestein every day for the rest of your life.

>>60687368 (OP)
>35
>$11 million USD
>Still a virgin
If this much money can't get me a gf, I am pretty screwed aren't I?

>>60692519
i'll take estrogen and be your gf for 3m

>>60692519
are you LITERALLY autistic?

>>60692511
Maybe it would've been better if I had done that years ago, but now, I've been so clocked out of society that I don't think I'd be able to cut it working minimum wage. I took so many absences from school because I just didn't feel like going, felt more like sleeping in. Can't imagine actually working a proper job.

Either way, its a shit path I'm on for setting up something for my elderly future and having any sort of family is out of the question.

>>60692563
No, I am just really short (shorter than the average woman).
Being a manlet is a living hell, even when you're rich.

https://youtu.be/as41ugw1D6s

>>60690433
you had 1.5 bitcoin and squandered it
well done
*clap*clap*clap

LARP THREAD.

>>60687368 (OP)
My net worth first reached $500k about a month before I turned 32. Now I'm 36 and it's just over $2.4 million. Don't give up hope ;)

>be me
>38
>$3-400k in crypto
>finally the rental property pill
>-$948k in debt
>first time I’ve ever had negative net worth
>4 duplexes though
>each bring in at least $1400 per month
>that’s $5600 per month
>$67k per year forever
>and rent only goes up
So glad I embraced debt and finally began my real life.

>>60687368 (OP)
Mine is 50k and I'm 33 khv :(

>>60694091
948k would get you like 6k a month in divvis and you wouldn't even have to do all the maintenance bullshit

>>60687368 (OP)
>34
>600k counting 220k in 401k

>>60694109
shhh dont tell him

>>60687368 (OP)
35 and I have 350k all in Bitcoin.

I only spend 30-40k per year, so I just need a x3 from here to reach 1m and make it.
Then I can just coast on time deposits and dividends that give 5-8% annually completely passive for the rest of my life.

Will we get a x3 this run? I don't wanna have to wait another 4 years for the next cycle, it's all so tiresome.

Is only Bitcoin even enough for a x3 anymore? I don't want to gamble on altcoins and wipe out and have to start from scratch again. I only got lucky buying some bitcoins in 2016, I don't even make 20k annually, I'm completely unskilled and just work a minimum wage menial job, I can never get back here on my own.

>>60694306
>>60694109
I don’t have $948k, retards. That’s mortgage debt lent to me from the banks. Thanks for the daily reminder that /biz/ is nothing but retards and zoomers now.

>>60687368 (OP)
28
50k
all in A
might be
might be 2m in some years.

>>60694109
Which stock?

>>60687368 (OP)
>40
>only $6M folio

i'm ngmi bros