ITT we share plausible scenarios that result in a global financial shit show. What's the worst that could happen?

I'll start. China invades Taiwan.

>>60687457 (OP)
The entire credit market almost got zeroed out in 08. Like mad max scenario. Today they would do a bail in, which would make people quite gamey if you know what I mean

I’ll start. Women invade Kazakhstan.

>>60687472
yikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOYydhCE6o

>>60687457 (OP)
>>60687463
you stop thinking about the end of the world and go outside

Interest rate spike. Dollar liquidity crisis. All leverage in the system blows up. Government default, with failure to pay welfare checks. Riots.

scientists discover that the covid-19 vaccine was actually actually a "gene drive" to sterilize the offspring of the next generation thus cutting most carbon emissions forever. All assets go to zero. The remaining inhabitants of earth live in a post capitalist pod-scape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8IQd39qMlw&t=19s

>>60687457 (OP)
BOATKID dev answered a whale wallet
he said sir that’s my lunch money
whale apologized
price doubled

Fed cuts rates after new Fed chair is installed. Bond inexplicably begin to go up, with the 30 year interest rates going over 5.5% and 10 year over 5%. People do not believe US has it's budget in order which causes many bond holders to sell, this spooks equity markets that begin to tank, dragged down by crypto being sold by large institutions. Stock markets are marked down nominally over 40% in a repeat of 2022 correction.

>>60687457 (OP)
debt bubble in china popping in a way that spirals out of control (as in not the slow deflation we've had for 3 years now)

Rest of SEA is not insulated enough, it will be bad for Japan and the ball will roll from there

Global banks will have huge counterparty risk, liquidity dries up, demand destruction not seen in 90 years, politicians trying to fight the problem in stupid ways making it worse, trade and capital barriers, fractured system, supply chains toast

AOC wins in 2028 and institutes the monetary mommy milkies policy

Israel continues to exist

Outbreak of a global virus requiring masks and vaccines.

>>60687457 (OP)
I'd still have a high paying job, I'd buy cheap stocks and a house someone forecloses on

Michael Saylor's wallets get hacked

>>60687457 (OP)
COMEX running out of metal.

>>60687474
Ch-checked...