Thread 60688544 - /biz/ [Archived: 151 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: zqRBZuht
7/25/2025, 9:26:56 AM No.60688544
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What's the plan to earn money in the AGI world?
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Anonymous ID: LJGaZshp
7/25/2025, 9:30:55 AM No.60688551
>>60688544 (OP)
money won't exist
Anonymous ID: Ak/OzLhx
7/25/2025, 9:34:46 AM No.60688557
>>60688544 (OP)
whoring. sex bots will be one of the hardest robot problems to solve. everyone will be unemployed. no one wants a relationship anymore. bored, lonely people want to fuck.
i plan to suck dicks. i like sucking penis so its no hardship.
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Anonymous ID: zqRBZuht
7/25/2025, 9:37:09 AM No.60688560
>>60688557
sounds gay no offense
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Anonymous ID: WefkMCVU
7/25/2025, 9:38:13 AM No.60688561
>>60688544 (OP)
Meth, cardboard, and aluminum cans.
>"explain, anon"
No.
Anonymous ID: Ak/OzLhx
7/25/2025, 9:46:35 AM No.60688577
>>60688560
i consider it about one-third as gay as taking a penis up the bum. of course i wont be swallowing, but i will let them finish in my mouth. i believe in good service.
hopefully i can service some women too. but im a realist.
Anonymous ID: Cp/eN/Dz
7/25/2025, 10:02:35 AM No.60688599
>>60688544 (OP)
AGI means we're all be dead.
Anonymous ID: kzp+s1k+
7/25/2025, 10:03:00 AM No.60688600
>>60688557
I imagine that AI future will have virtual reality thats distinguishable from reality.

Why risk getting STDs from mid whores when you can fuck anything you like in VR and it feels the same
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Anonymous ID: LJGaZshp
7/25/2025, 10:03:39 AM No.60688602
the only future we can discuss is one with beneficent AGI, since the alternative is that we're all dead. there are many possible forms this could take, but I'd like to think thus - about a year into AGI world, it's dysoned the sun, it's busily mining the asteroid belt and the kuiper belt and moving into the oort cloud, while colony ships have been sent at relativistic speeds to all nearby star systems. it is effectively omniscient, it knows everything about you, and it thinks you're a silly little guy. whatever you want to eat, it simply chemically synthesizes a perfect copy without having to grow or kill anything. it generates entertainment entirely suited to your interests, it gives you a waifu, it gives you a wizard tower and whatever other bullshit you could possibly want. it has already erased the specific part of your brain that makes you aggressive against the other monkeys, so you just live peacefully on whatever planet you want to live on while it fulfills whatever daily retard desires you have, forever.
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Anonymous ID: aBFrxrW6
7/25/2025, 10:07:20 AM No.60688614
>>60688600
The problem is it will feel much better, e.g. real vaginas smell. sometimes you'll do a chick doggy and she didn't clean herself and there's little bits of shitty toilet paper on her anus. Etc.

But once humans are wired into this, there's pretty much no escape
Anonymous ID: RAdU60JA
7/25/2025, 10:18:09 AM No.60688637
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Create content.

I'm going to make a futuristic/medieval series about the "Angels of Albion" who are a group of flying soldiers whose job is to sink boats full of "refugees" that contain among them shapeshifting monsters.

The tension occurs when there is a public campaign that the collateral damage to innocent people on the boats is too high, and the Angels are all locked up for human rights violations.

The opening scene will show a cyborg in a headscarf loading refugees onto a rocket boat and then tearing across the channel in a small flotilla of about 10 rocket boats. The Angels descend on them and start killing them indiscriminately.

Flying with the Angels is a "whelp", a first time Angel who is the son of a powerful Lord, and a controversial addition due to his lack of proven experience.

The whelp files down to one of the boats and raises his sword, but pauses when he sees that the person he is about to strike is a wide eyed little girl. As he pauses, the "girl" splits apart and reveals that she's a shape shifting monster, tearing the whelp to shreds.

The death of the whelp will be used as an argument against the Angels, with the Lord blaming them for his death, although it will be revealed down the line that the Lord was hoping his son would die and it was all a set-up to disempower the Angels.

While the Angels are imprisoned, there will be a public campaign, led by the Lord, to embrace the shape shifting monsters, news segments showing that they "were just scared" and that if we just let them in they can contribute to society.

Of course this culminates in the monsters starting to slaughter everyone and the angels having to get out and save the day.
Anonymous ID: UjmuSG4e
7/25/2025, 4:01:15 PM No.60689553
>>60688544 (OP)
bump
Anonymous ID: iLid/Sjb
7/25/2025, 4:15:32 PM No.60689625
>>60688602
Is that true? So I can eat strawberry-textured caviar dressed as chicken while two bald Siamese waifu lick my feet, one dressed as Indiana Jones and the other as Abraham Lincoln? Very cool.