Cruelty Squad edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60686134

>>60689041
are the shitty companies in the room with us right now

TSLA going to pump hard today

Buy SBSW

>>60689049
most total index funds have a 1.5% divvy and if you're a champion investor you could wind up living off that and enjoying generational wealth, never having a sell a single share

>>60689046
I don't care.

Buy UNHG right now.
Sell in 3 years.
You're welcome

>>60689070
>UNHG
holy shit anon this sounds like a disaster

>>60689068
it was baked with LOVE

>dividend subreddit is leaking

Buy NIQ, SOFI, ARX. You're welcome.

>>60689072
Stop guilttripping me.

When's the next dip :(

>>60689049

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Hey Macarena, ay!

>>60689085
July 30 Q2 GDP data, or the August 1 dealarino deadline. At least one of these has to be a little red

>>60689086
I don't care about total return
only dividend income
hence why I enjoyed a 17% income raise during covid

>>60689109
>i'd rather make less money

>>60689089
Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'
Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'
Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'
Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa' que le den

>>60689124
It's moreso I'm not retiring for 20 years and I don't feel all that sad about missing out on gains during a bubble

14.90 !
Just an additional 0.10, and we cross the 15 threshold. I expected it for the end of August, but I'll welcome it all the same.
Now let's see if we reach 20 for intent-bubble and 1929 areas. If exuberance kicks-in, it should happen quite quickly.
Either way, I'm now starting to sell.

>>60689148
You do understand that gains compound right?

>>60689154
Correct but I don't feel that bad about what is essentially a sector/factor tilt considering stocks have only been this expensive during the 1) covid crash 2) dot com bust 3) great depression lol

SOXL is never going back up

>>60689057
There's no way Tesla doesn't fall under $300 next week. I'm hoping for a scam pump today to reload some cheap puts.

>bounce off MA20 2h
MEMEmarket

>>60689166

>voo
>sector tilt
This what a sector title actually looks like

>>60689187
Is the reference I made to the tech com crash lost on you or were you not born yet for that

>>60689187
You don't understand when he retires in twenty years he'll be pulling in 20k a year in divvies!

Ignore the fact that a double cheeseburger from McDonald's will cost $30.

Cruelysquad-schizo-hAHAHAHA-capitalism-technocracy-technocrazy-murder-violence-suicide-LossOfFreedom-LimitOfFreedom-deathOfTruth

anyway I'm selling covered calls today and I'm confident the underlying stock price will NOT reach the strike

Down 2 percent in one day fuck me this clown market is rigged

>>60689181
its so tiresome... effectively literally just crabbing for months

I will never invest because I don't trust custodian banks

>>60689192
Im just saying by definition voo is not a sector tilt and that schd is actually the one with the sector tilt

Also it would need to crash 70% without schd crashing at all for you to catchup

>UNH yesterday went up all premarket but crashed at the end
>-5% RTH
>UNH today bleeds all premarket, recovers right at the end
You are here
>+5%
Please rate this cope

Fuck yeah Intel will end the day in the teens. Redditors and "value" investors btfo.

>>60689225
Chuck's a cuck, I'd rather give my money to Sneed boss.

>didn’t buy the unh pre market dip
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>60689302
Don’t you need to unforsake the Talmud to trade premarket, I’ve never had a limit order even go through on IBKR

>>60689077

A wild sea manatee appeared!

Divvies today :)

whats with the archer dip?

>>60689302
>check price
>+.22%

kek UNH baggies are the new cuckolds of the the market

>>60689318
Is touched around $275 for a little bit

AAAAAAAAAAH

>US Pres Trump: 50-50 Chance Of Making Deal With EU


>market pumps 30 points on EU deal retardation hopes because of newsreport that gets beaten down by Navarro and White House later but no reaction
>Now Trump saying something

>Dumps 4 points
>4 POINTS
>V

>>60689359
So SPY starts red today and goes green end of business today?

>>60689359
dax pumped more like 200 points though or over 1% in non cryptic proprietary values. and now they are baiting it up again...

Maybe this whole tariff retardation is to make you buy t-bills/bonds...

>>60689386
Then they just need to make bond income tax free. Rich fags would giga dump into it

>US President Trump On Canada Trade: Could Just Be A Tariff, Not Negotiation

>US President Trump: Tariff Letters Going Out By Friday

Market:

>>60689386
Trumps retardation has tanked bond demand so hard that the only people buying at 5% now are the fed. And he wants to cut rates kek you can't give bonds away now.

Maybe if the bonds payed out in Swiss francs, bitcoin, or Qatari riyal instead of the Useless Shitty Dollar

>>60689070
y?

>WSJ: Companies are absorbing tariff costs so far

>>60689406
Did they mean the consumers?

tariffs are not real

Man this is gayer than dating a tranny... I don't even know if there is any money to be made off of this since people can make their own localized AI "partner." AI is turning out to be such a shitty unprofitable venture.

>>60689406
They probably expect that it wont be permanent and don't wanna piss of their customers for a short term thing.

ok boys.
What color are we looking for today?

>>60689414
GREEM

>>60689412
Forgot pic

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS T-

DON'T THINK
DON'T HOPE
DO!

INTCissies.. will we ever recover?

>NO REAL JAPAN DEAL, DETAILS NOT CLEAR, NO RATIFICATION BY PARLIAMENT
>NO EU DEAL, IF AT ALL 50:50 ACCORDING TO TRUMP
>HOUSE SALES MISS 2x in 2days
>ORDERS DOWN, ESPECIALLY US >INDUSTRIAL/MANUFACTURING
>COMPANIES ABSORB TARIFFS (BAD PROFITS)
>INFLATION STILL HIGH DESPITE ABSORBTION?

WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR

>>60689414
Markets just went blue, it's so over

>>60689258

10/10 - Coped so hard you willed it into reality

I can't believe I have 10 hours left of this site before I lose me loicense to shiteposte.

What are they pumping? I see all the big names except for TSLA going down. Imagine pumping non-MAG7

>>60689435
Let’s not speak too soon. Also I think that shit was fake, at least I hope so as a Scot
>>60689437
They’re pumping United WEALTH

>>60689414
Yellow
Same as every other day

What did I say about CNC?
you biztards better start paying attention to me

>>60689418
>>60689412
Both image generators (unless you are an autists and do it yourself) and chatting bots are overhyped. They still need major improvements, if they are possible.

>SOXL
Stop it!

They sell off Tech and pump other shit, lmao

>>60689459
>image generators
>chat bots
sounds like you've got a real pulse of what's happening in the space anon

>next week on /smg/
>please look forward to it

>>60689470
I'm just talking from simple, lazy consumers point of view.

I'M JUST ITCHING TO BUY MORE GOOGL

>>60689470
Not defending the other anon but I don't see how this AI crap will be profitable unless people find out more applications using it with hardware instead of what the other anon said.

They actually scam pumped Tesla at the open to let everyone reload their puts kek. $300 here we come.

HUMANA: A MORE HUMAN WAY TO HEALTHCARE

Invest in Europe.

>>60689482
it's going to be profitable to companies that utilize because it's going to replace a lot of people/labor costs. i have it coding for me, solving complicated what-if data models, analyzing 80 page presentations, etc. mid-tier white collar workers are going bye-bye.

>>60689488
no lol

>>60689481
Thank you for your sacrificial post, 195 soon

>>60689492
Why not? My investments are doing very well.

I think I'm gonna buy some Intel this morning.

>>60689499
its a good stock if you like watching it swing between 18 and 22 for the next decade

>>60689495
I actually didn't buy quickly enough because I was busy looking for images.

Load the boat with GRRR now at $17.50 and thank me at $25 in August.

>MCTR +2.92%

uh PLTRsisters.....????

Trump is powerless, he can't dump the market. Should have said 0% chance

>The new South Park episode with Trump
>1.5 billion for 50 fucking episodes

Paramount spazzed

Kicker is the South Park creators are probably buying the DJT dip

>>60689490
>i have it coding for me
That's great and it will increase production but that doesn't translate into AI making money. That's more production being made. People selling pick axes at least made money off of the gold miners but in this case you can't really sell code. People are just going to try and automate their routines to be more productive but that doesn't translate into money for these AI companies.

>>60689488
I already have a Halal ETF

>>60689499
Don't be a pussy. Buy INTW for 2x leverage.

>A CRAB DAY
>A RED DAY
>A RED CRAB DAY

>>60689070
Do people hold leveraged ETFs for 3 years normally?

>>60689556
automating people's routines will directly result in layoffs. you are out of your element.

what do you neggers think about NEGG?
me thinks another mega pump past 60 next week
(quads cap this)

>>60689574
Remember one dude was doing a long term hold of one. Took him a month to understand the rebalance and how he was losing money.

>>60689565
It's been an entire 17 minutes since the last all time highs, I can't we have to wait this long for even more ATH

What's up with Burgers nonstop trying to trash Europe because of Muslims? This has been a conflict for centuries. And sometimes one side won, sometimes the other. Right now we are a bit too tolerant, but that can change.

You obviously have no conflict with them, cause you live on an isolated continent with the sole disadvantage of getting blasted with hurricanes and blizzards once in a while but you choose to reduce Weather research since you are retarded.

Yet in none of the countries in the EU are muslims 30% of the people unlike Mexicans in the US.

>>60689591
You mean if I buy FNGU and SOXL constantly I'll lose money?

>>60689595
What's up with fags trying to turn these threads into /int/ bullshit?

>>60689596
Just research and understand what you are investing in. That's all I'm saying.

Please let’s not argue about decay again, that dude wouldn’t shut up about it for like twelve threads as if SOXL going bananas for a quarter means that decay basically isn’t real

>>60689597
https://youtu.be/JJmqCKtJnxM?si=Bq7nIj59rYqth7Bg

So when is the bottom going to fall out today?

>>60689604
It's funny though.

>>60689581
How will that make AI companies money bro? Layoffs are going to happen but what is the net return for these AI companies? The companies using these automations are going to try and squeeze as much juice out of this lemon and they will make money for a while but there is no gauruntee even they will keep control over their monopolies with so many disruptive new technologies that will emerge from this thing. You can compare this to the dot com bubble but e-commerce did actually generate more money than AI and yes e-commerce did kill older businesses but it allowed for new jobs to exist that would have never existed before like streaming.

>INTCELS

I'm LMAOing at your life

BUY GRRR

AMD bros. We fucking won

FUCK. I didn't buy CNC fast enough on that intraday dip.

INTChads, i think it might be truly over for us

>>60689621
i have no idea which AI companies are going to come out on top..i'm not suggesting i can predict that. i'm just saying there will be a premium these companies are able to charge to utilize their server farms and models that will be cheaper than human labor, but still very profitable for the providing company.

hcti bros...its over....

My heart is telling me to short Kohls

THE S&P HAS TRIPLE TOPPED

SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>60689639
Why would any company pay for their service though when they could get some nerd to take open source code of AI and train it for their specific purpose? Not every AI needs to scrape the whole internet or even have super intelligence. Companies like Adobe and Tesla are developing their own AI but people and investors are pumping money into a bubble right now with companies and guys like Sam Altman's gay shit.

>>60689648
unironically a bottom signal, will end the day up 1.55%

>>60689649
You need a lot of hardware to make it work(for now) that's why the deepseek caused such a big pullback

>>60689648
What if this new V-shaped recovery after V-shaped recovery after V-shaped recovery... etc is the new normal?

>>60689649
the talent pool to be a leader in the space is extremely limited. no one is going to fork a repository and have a competitive edge.

>>60689665

New paradigm sentiment


BEARI$H

>>60689666
chances these are H1B1's?

damn that's crazy

>>60689672
Bread and circuses.

>>60689672
But he blamed Biden for all the inflation...!!!

>>60689664
Yeah but that's exactly what I'm talking about. Right now companies and people can tailor their own AI to automate tasks and functions within their own business and not have to pay for crazy amounts of hardware or even development. I'm trying to point out the distinction here that these companies that don't produce anything and have just been getting investor money for AI aren't getting a nearly big enough net return for their investors because the companies that actually produce something of value can custom make their own and be fine.

>>60689667
If you zoom out far enough and with enough v-shaped recoveries it will just look like the market is crabbing.

>>60689672
When is we be getting that stimulus check? It finna be now, damn

>>60689666
Meta is a terrible example because that's a CIA based company that stays afloat by being a front to collect data on people. Meta wouldn't be a profitable company otherwise.

We will just double pump on any news right?
>EU Deal 15%!!!
>pump
>talked down, 50:50%
>no reaction
>next week
>EU DEAL IMMINENT
>pump again

>EU Officials & Diplomats: European Framework Trade Deal With US Could Happen This Weekend - RTRS

FRAMEWORK
R
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M
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W
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R
K

>>60689672
>The economy is doing great! Inflation was out of control but we've fixed it!
>Stimulus checks for all!

>>60689698
They will crash when one of the based EU chud leaders leaks the strongly worded letter in August

>>60689672
>>60689676
This is his solution to if that retard Jerome Powell doesn't lower rates, he is just going to print money himself.

>>60689706
>There's no inflation
>Core at 2,9% with 4,3% rates
>CPI at 2,7% with 4,3% rates
>tariffs going into effect
>Freemoney everybody!!!

yeah

>>60689695
you write with a lot of confidence on shit you don't understand. can't tell if you're shitposting or just retarded, probably both.

>>60689672
The funny part that this would be the most advantageous to hispanics and blacks in the most fair way possible.

>>60689314
Good job anon keep up the solid work WAGMI

>>60689672
>government gives out money instead of just removing taxes

>>60689490
I don't believe you.

>>60689735
Well, he's obviously trying to buy their votes since these ethnicities are a lot more hateful against pedophilia, which is why his major voter base has not as much issues as you'd have expected with his Epstein Files thing

I bought a non-volatile stock and am now bored. Suggest volatile stocks.

>>60689748
ZIM if you’re an oldfag, GRRR if you’re a newfag

the market is grossly overreacting to INTC announcing they no longer want to burn all that cash on their fabs
though the writedown on all that equipment kind of hurts

>>60689406
The certainly justifies the current prices of most of the stonks!

>>60689413
Makes sense. Companies spend money to grow market share so they would also spend money to retain it. Only to the point that it is profitable long term though.

>>60689672
He really doesn't want Powell to lower the rates, does he

>>60689778
Yeah, trump is going to change the tariffs every few months anyways so why give another company a chance to jump into your domain by not tanking them for a few months?

>>60689733
Are you honestly going to tell me Meta or Facebook do anything of value other than collect personal data and that their start doesn't totally coincide with the Pentagon's idea for "life log?"

As a soxl holder I am emotionally devestated.

>>60689748
OPEN has earnings in like 2 weeks. It's been inching up to positive for years, so if that finally happens, probably pretty good.
In the mean time it's been up and down, that big pump and dump earlier this week. So that's exciting.

>>60689803
Their ad revenue is huge

I should have sold it all and bout OPEN when it hit near 2 dollars Wednesday. That shit went to 2.6 afterward. Would have been a killer scalp.

This is now the second time we pumped on words by EU diplomats. But Trump's word do not matter, lol

There is no way we end green today. We have to dump. We are too close to the sun.

>>60689817
Their ad revenue is based on selling people's personal data...

>mfw this bull market keeps inching higher day by day

>>60689258
based department on line 2

>>60689829
That whole event was kino
Jerome “Too Late” Powell doesn’t stand a chance.

>>60689829
>I don't know what the economic data is telling me

tesla is going to make a full recovery isn’t it. i wanted to do calls but thought i was too late so did $312.5 puts

>JPMorgan Adjusts Kimberly-Clark Price Target to $125 From $126
How the fuck do people get paid for this shit?

>>60689849

The guys that are paying them, pay them to supress stocks they want to accumulate with FUD.

It is a tail as old as time

All journos are as guilty

>>60689849
>125 to 126
What's the timeline on this? Hopefully it won't be too long.

>>60689879

OH SHIT! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN JUST SELL EVERYTHING BOSS!

>>60689881
Spooky... How did that journalist know?...

>>60689847
fucking knew i should have bought calls god damn this recovery is ludicrous

How do you guys balance the convenience of having bank and broker apps on your phone unlockable with biometrics versus security?

I feel like I'm way too lax about this stuff. Everything's on my phone one fingerprint away.
All my bitcoin is on Revolut too.

When I come back from summer vacations my plan is
1) get a hardware wallet
2) delete all auto-fill passwords for banks, revolut and IBKR
3) delete my secondary bank app from the phone
4) transfer my 6-months emergency cash to this secondary bank, so that when I open my main bank app to make a small transfer it doesn't show the full balance
4) delete IBKR app from the phone and figure out a different way for 2FA

Am I being paranoid?

>>60689753
>>60689813
Thank you, anons. Of these, GRRR looks to be the closest to a local bottom. I've been hurt multiple times during pump and dumps, however, so OPEN looks too intimidating.

>It's unironically TSLA

>>60689604
How is decay relevant though when every tech bubble and break through is dependent on chips?

Norwegian cruise lines?

>>60689890
Terrible idea, biometrics are kind of easy to fake if someone really wanted to. You are better off memorizing random numbers, capitalized and lowercase letters, and symbols

>>60689890
I just have it on my phone, I’m a zoomer so if someone gets access to it I’ll kms anyway

>>60689428
>still pumps

>>60689428
Haha-ha, oh classic Bobo

>muh 6 months cash

I am a zogbot in my country so I cant lose my job. Also i have a credit card for actual emergencies (in the weekend). I have literally 0 in my bank.

>>60689914
based retard

>>60689914
Looking at retirement made me realize why emergency cash is so important.
Being forced to sell investments to make ends meet is incredibly risky and a bad sequence of returns can have extremely negative long term results.

A bad sequence of returns is also most likely during periods of economic depression, which is when you are most likely to lose your job.

I have €6k (>50% of my, yes, paltry networth) on boring S&P or S&P adjacent stuff.
I'm thinking of selling my fun money bags, which are around €2k, once they each reach an acceptable profit and DCA those into Bitcoin ETFs or jump in and get a crypto wallet to do it directly.
Sounds tremedously boring but I think it'll be more money for me in the end.
Thots and prayers?

>€
Kys

For me it would be kuwaiti dinars

>>60689648
no one knows how much money they are hiding...

>>60689703
>deal
>on weekend
that doesn't sound right, they always leave the bad stuff there

OH SHIT! ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!! THIS IS THE PRE-LUNCH FLASH CRASH!!!!

>>60689428
Me? Why I'm waiting for the press release on the 31st outlining the EU deal :)

>>60689925
where I live bitcoin ETFs are very bad from a tax pov compared to just buying directly. look at the details. It's not actually an ETF

>>60689931
No can do, boss.

>>60689923
The kino method is to get a reserve of silver, gold, and crypto built up, then to keep as much of your cash in the market as possible. This way you get maximum leverage, you're protected from currency inflation, and you're also protected from bank runs. Of course you need a good safe place to put your silver/gold.
Lose your job? Liquidate your gold and silver for cash, then use that. The crypto can be liquidated relatively quickly as well if need be, and you get a wide choice in crypto to hold so you get to pick how stable you want it (you can literally just do stablecoins if you want).
The next one I need to work on is getting some land. Land is harder to liquidate but it holds its value very well. Other issue is property taxes that can eat away at you if you lose your job.

NXDR fucking sucks

>>60689973
>silver, gold, and crypto
lol

>>60689714
>retard Jerome Powell
only retard here is pic rel

>>60689988
Yet Jerome Powell is going to be the one without his job.

oh no how do we get their industry leading market insights now then

>>60689973
You're still liquidating investments to survive, that's not ideal when they might be at their lows.
The reason why some investments have higher expected returns is because they go up as well as down. Your ideal holding period should be forever.

>>60689993
No more bobs...

>>60689070
Should have named the ticker RS cause this is going 0.09 very soon

>>60689914
I was you then I put 30k on a card due to emergency and it took fucking years to pay it off

HOLY FUCKIN SHTI JUST DUMP ALRAEADY

>>60690037
Now we pump
Thanks bobo

>>60689988
Let me tell you something.. Donald Trump has been right about everything boss.

>>60690037
dont worry i trimmed my spy 0dte puts
itll dump now thank me later

>>60689988
I'd like Jerome "Follow the Data unless the data is good for Orange Hitler Cheetoh" Powell if he just came out and was honest that he's only keeping the rates high as punishment for electing a guy that was going to be looking into his 3 billion dollar fed pleasure palace that he was building while crying about "sound fiscal policy".

i hate myself so much for doing 0dte tesla puts when I told myself to do motherfucking calls on TSLA. I thought I missed the pump from 307 to 313 and bought 312.5p. I hate myself so much it’s unreal. Christ.

>>60689983
To give >>60689973 his due, all three have done well over the last year or so, and all of them could be looking at a big pump in the coming months (hopefully not all at the same time so I can rotate out of crypto related investments and into gold for a bit). Sitting on them through hell or high water is just retarded though, none are risk-off assets. Precious metals will peak before long and then dump into a hard bear market for a while, which might even coincide with the stock market crashing. After all, gold has been going up at the same time as the S&P, so why not go back down together? You buy a load of gold later this year and you could be looking at a 50% drawdown in 2026, hardly a good way to protect yourself from a crash. As for land and property, that's maybe the riskiest of all. If you want genuinely safe(ish) places to put some money in case of emergency then it's likely to be actually boring and underperforming stuff like bonds.

No dumping on Friday boss.

>>60690030
If that happens ill take a loan. I cant think of an emergency that needs 30k the next day.

>>60689923
If i need a liquidity boost I can sell an spx box spread and repay it in 2 years without liquidating anything.

>>60690080
>imagine betting against meme companies with p/e ratios of over 100 and 1 trillion market caps

>>60690085
I believe the exact opposite of this

Do you think I should give up on Comcast? I'm down 17%. It seems way cheap compared to what the company is, but I don't know.

>>60690103
Ouch, I mean it doesn’t look like it’s fucked though, I’d grin and bear it at least for a little while longer

IMAGINE REACHING AN ATH BECAUSE OF TESLATRANNIES PUMPING

How do you stop yourself from fomoing into bad trades and losing everything because you're bored and want a rush.

>>60690120
How do you stop the birds from soaring or the fish from swimming anon?

>>60690103
I don't even know what Comcast is anymore. They're an ISP, a theme park operator, and they also have Universal and Telemundo. It's such a bizarre fucking company, I guess good for them for finally dumping their cable company, but this still feels less good as a public stock when it should be sold to a PE firm to chop everything up and start from scratch again. There's no glue holding any of this shit sandwich together, but I might just slurp it a bit to see what happens.

UNH calls are very expensive right now. Bullish on the stock but sold at $330 and $350. I don't think it's going to be that fast of a recovery.

Just lost money thanks to TSLA and MSFT niggers pumping companies that don't make money (TSLA) and the other gets their customers hacked (MSFT).

Nice, had barrier at 6390.

>>60690120
Buy a slot machine and gamble with it at home, then pretend you're winning even though it is your own money. This tricks my brain because I'm low IQ so YMMV

Helping /smg/ baggies with underwater UNH requires balancing hope and discipline. They should avoid panic-selling but set stop-losses, consider cautious averaging down, hedge with options if skilled, diversify, and stay informed via earnings and news. UNH’s undervaluation offers upside (analyst median target: $382.97), but DOJ and cost risks demand patience and risk management. Encourage them to use X for sentiment but rely on primary sources like UNH’s investor relations or TradingView for data

>>60690139
And now we obviously dump. Yeah, I'm done with barriers. FUCKERS

>>60690139
Haha bro I totally forgot to get 1000% gains buying the 0dte total shit car company that has delayed on robots haha millennials have their parents die making 42 trillion dollars and the moneys gotta go somewhere haha

>>60690147
I hope their fuckin parents waste all their money last minute here

>>60690134
So you’re saying load up before earnings?

>>60690134
THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE BOSS

>>60690155
I'm saying load up before earnings and imo the call prices are saying load up before EOD today

Tesla has been selling off every asset they can to prop up their stock price. Very similar enron vibes. Theyve sold off crypto holdings, machinery, anything they can pawn at this point. In late 2024 and early 2025 they had almost entirely gutted their manufacturing sector; they have lost the ability to mass produce.
>zev cafe credits ended due to the Big Beautiful Bill
>7500 rebate canceled
>banking on a diner in Los Angeles
>sept 30th
Tesla is a penny stock. They only rose because of taxpayer funded CAFE credits which they profited greatly from. No more free rides elon netenyahu

>sold my SPY 636 call before the pump to 636.96
I sold with a 70% profit. This is what we call discipline, my fellow Patriots. Don’t try chasing the top with 0dte’s. Sell with what you are happy with and don’t regret it, even if it continues pumping.

Tesla is basically enron
>futures/credits markets
>questionable accounting
>investments in india [ew]
>fraudulent accounting
At most tesla is a penny stock.
>rough few quarters ahead
The stock is extremely overvalued.

>>60689588
I know new egg will never go away, but what's your thesis on why this can giga moon?

>>60689595
At least the mexicans (mostly) work for cheap. Meanwhile eurofags are being raped and murdered on a coin flip

>>60689629
I can't believe I bought this at 90.

>>60690187
>>60690198
That sounds like cope.

I'm such a fucking retard. I come into the market with an idea of what I want to buy, but I never move fast enough and end up missing out on the intraday low.

bubble

>>60690225
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Teslaa future is basically going to resemble mullen. bleed to zero

>>60690232
You know anon posting these pictures in here several times without engaging in any other way is giving deranged put holder vibes. I wouldn’t invest in that piece of shit but I also don’t think about it that much

oh no, Dump into V. Probably do another ATH.

Seeking Alpha was wrong about nvda https://archive.ph/UEkKr

>>60690278
Seeking alpha is wrong about everything

Whats the deal with Lululemon. Stock looks awful but every girl I see is wearing lululemon yoga pants. I went inside to shop and it was packed full of women trying to optimize their asses in different styles to simp farm or something. They got the instragram thot market cornered. I want to invest but the stock looks awful.

>>60689672
we's getting another stimulus?

>>60690225
There is no such thing as an asset priced in US dollars being a bubble. The US government is a bubble, just hold and wait 2 years until we print a trillion dollars quarterly

Checked out bant smg earlier to see if there was any oldfag wisdom, Jesus Christ that shit unusable

fucking piss i sold my 222.5p TSLA for $2.85 after it went down to $1.75 from my initial $2.40. it’s $4.50 now. why do i hold bad options too long but good options not long enough. shit

It's over.

>>60690344
lol, it's more than 3 months now. I'm not sure if I can believe that he's actually human

NXDR doin a lil sumtin

>>60690347
Literally did the same. Kill me.

>>60690370
this is after i lost $400 holding $312.5p until they were near worthless. i figured TSLA topped at $323 and was right but got too scared GOD DAMN IT I HATE TESLA

any1 got a scoop on xerox
heard musings about it

My puts......ACK

What's the next x10 /smg/?

tesla pump was 100% perdictable

>>60690378
Tesla is pretty much just degen gambling. I blew up my account on puts around $330 a few months ago and as.soon as I clawed all that money back I lost it all again buying more Tesla puts and iBit calls.

Everyone knows Tesla should be like $100 right now but it keeps pumping anyways even after that trash earnings. It will probably dump today back to 0 but it's too hard holding these short term options and watching your position move 5% against you and losing 50% of your investment.

>>60690393
ROPE

>>60690407
yeah i lost big back on April 21 and it obliterated my portfolio because OBVIOUSLY their earnings were beyond dogshit. my mistake was thinking that mattered at all

tariffs never mattered. It was just a reason to selloff.

>>60690416

Based genius.

Aug 1 is another reason for institutions to selloff ATH, shakeoff retail and buy back in lower.

>>60690429
its so tiresome.. when is that anyway? next month? yes im retarded

>>60690429
Nah, they'll do it July 30, because everybody will think it's August and thinks about holding til then. Then oopsie, you didn't sell haha.

Some reason on FOMC.
If Powell cuts that would be bad, as he seemed very much so that he would not cut. Yet if he does, that means the Fed isn't independent anymore.

Or maybe because all Fed members vote for Hold and nobody dissents. Some reason.

>>60690429
Hope I could buy puts on that day.

We will pump when august 1st is a nothing burger, right?

>>60690429
fuck it i’m going to self liquidate most of my remaining portfolio and go all in on August 8 UVIX calls sometime in the middle of next week

Currently diving into LNTH options, it's so weird seeing the market react to my bid.

>>60690460
has it finally finished dumping? by rights it should be $100 again but i’m reluctant to buy too much until next month

Imagine the puts ill sell next week when everything flashdumps on a nothingburger

>>60690453
Of course lmao
Europe will cuck and we’ll see how it will turn out during Trump’s Scotland visit.

>>60690453
Won't it be one of those self fulfilling prophecy situations? Lot's of people -think- there will be a sell off and those same people will create a rush to the exit. Lot's of slurpers will be ready and waiting so it likely won't last long

>>60690475
My take is that they have low cost of debt and great current debt to EBITDA. With that recent acquire there's no way they don't have a positive outlook. I think tariff shit is already priced in

>>60689044 (OP)
>tfw my VOO is up 8% from 6 months ago
I'm such a smart investor

>>60690370
genuinely could have made back my losses if i held. too bad holding good options out of greed fucked me hard in the past so now i’m a pussy when winning :/

GRRRSISTERS i thought we were back..

>>60690515
WE WE WE WE SO EXCITED
WE SO EXCITED

>>60690522
Same happened to me with BABA a couple weeks ago. I was down and ended up mildly profitable, then it soared up higher after I sold. I think it is harder knowing when to sell then knowing when to buy.

>>60690538
>ticker is the sound you make when a dick slides into your bussy
>how could this go wrong?

>women create a dating app for only women that lets them doxx men and make anonymous accusations
>almost immediately breached by 4chan because it was designed by "vibe" female coders
>all the women are upset that their information in the doxxing app was indeed doxxed
gotta love it

>>60690551
what app is that?

>>60690515
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND

This is it. The biggest one.

>>60690510
everyone is a genius in a bull market

>>60690559

>>60690559
2 more weeks

>>60690554
it was called Tea Dating Advice and it was causing companies like Bumble and Hinge to lose their shit that everyone would drop online dating because it was an app whose entire focus was women doxxing and making up "totally completely true because women never lie" warnings about men to other women

Like, you needed prove you were a woman to use it (illegal) and then if you gave images of a guy it would find their phone number, address, etc. and display it publicly to "keep women safe"

Of course it was also designed by women so all the data of its users, including their literal gps location, was stored in an unencrypted, publicly facing database that someone on 4chan got into lmfao

>>60690561
Nah man, I'm built different, I'm a born winner, I'll report back in 60 years when it's worth a cool milly

>>60690453
TACO is priced in already

>>60690453
EU retaliation should be announced soon.

>>60690566
>all the data of its users, including their literal gps location, was stored in an unencrypted, publicly facing database that someone on 4chan got into lmfao
holy shit lmao

>>60690568
sure

>>60690572
they even had to show their drivers license lmfao so all that info was scalped as well

>>60690416
yeah no shit

>>60690580
I hope they enjoy the class action lawsuit

Looks like MSFT is the one that got compensated by their 400 customers for them getting hacked and making it public. I mean, they tried to smear MSFT's name.

>>60690393
TMF
any day now

>>60690308
not directly but if you own assets you will like the policy that will be enacted in the next few decades

Damn pregnancy really suits Kelly Evans well.

>>60690225
*pop*

>>60690153
I hate boomers

>>60690566
based. fuck sexhavers

>>60690566
Feel kinda bad. They just wanted their own little woman club where they could talk about dick all the time and be little sluts but we couldn’t let them have it.

>>60690609
I doubt the kind of "men" who use those kinds of apps are getting laid lmao

>>60690601
Yo, indian CNBC is for ADHS people

https://www.youtube.com/live/RtzkUTVgZGs?si=6M9b2YVueOI_d2xE

>>60690614
It would have been fine if they didn't insist on using it as a real name and location blacklist against men

you've forgotten about the yield curve inversion, but i haven't

>>60690625
>>60690625
>>60690625

>>60690619
Not enough flashing lights, not enough bright colors, no explosions 0/10 I did not enjoy it sir

>>60690566
Kek

>>60690438

A week today lol

>>60690609
based pure-chad
the keys of heaven belong to us virgins