Thread 60690108

>talking to work waifu
>"blah blah blah ‘my boyfriend’ blah blah blah…"

>>60690108 (OP)
Take a hint anon. She's creeped out by you but she's being nice

>>60690108 (OP)
She's letting you know she's taken and thinks she's being subtle about it. Persevere to get the big one at the big price, or move on.

kill her

>>60690108 (OP)
kek
women do this all the time to increase their sexual market value

>HR slash office admin is just one woman
>published the annual health check "schedule" for all to see so they can attend
>womens section had 2 types - married and not married, basically indicative of whether they frequently have sex
>all the women who checked not married started getting extra attention from the guys
>other women definitely became jealous
>number went down next year
The shit you'll see fly at startups, but pretty funny ngl

>>60690108 (OP)
Its a challenge.
Her boyfriend is currently outperforming you. Be better

>>60690113
this
if a foid was interested she would have "forgot to mention it"

>>60690108 (OP)
I had a work wife once. I was too much of a cuck to make a move though even though she was begging for it.

Anyways she got married, blew up on me for ignoring her, I married a fat girl and took a lessor position with a different company to get away from having to see her every day. She has my job now and pretty much runs the old office and is still a 9/10.

>>60690113
Fake news. One of them was obsessed with me (albiet in a harmless little brother kind of way). Yes she was just being nice but she would actively approach me.

>>60690113
this, don't worry OP i've also been a victim of the "my boyfriend this, my ex that" multiple times before it's just that today's women are THAT picky sorry

>>60690135
What's ridiculous is when I hear this I mentally think that girl is out of the picture. I pretty much never think of a girl again after she says "my boyfriend" and will not look at her again until she says she broke up.

>>60690136
how would your coworkers know what you checked at the doctor during health checkup? Not only is this story made up nonsense, but you don't even know how work health checkup works. You think HR lady checks your health? what the fuck. You go to a doctor.

>>60690135
>>60690207
Yea that's because women are retarded and think men think just like them. To women a man is more valuable if he's taken because it means he is someone of value. Its apparently a PUA strategy to wear a ring on your wedding finger or some shit to get more female attention. But some women also say it to give the hint that it's never gonna happen, they might lie about having a boyfriend to people they aren't interested in. Honestly the women make no sense meme is old as humans themselves

To me though if a woman has a boyfriend or husband it's an instant turnoff and boner killer

>>60690219
The hospital would separate people into groups for screenings, including male, female, married female. They gave the HR lady the list of who will go when, apprently she couldn't be fucked to email every person so she published the sheet so people would go when it's their day

>>60690128
This.

>>60690108 (OP)
I hate this. And somehow you just know her bf is black

>>60690108 (OP)
>Is she above the age of 16?
If you've checked all of the above, she is past her utility and not worth your time.

Unironically if a woman starts "my boyfriend this" "my boyfriend that" she wants you to cuck him

>>60690148
Incorrect, if a woman is bitching hellaciously to you about her bf its literally a hop skip and a jump away from coochietown. Just be silly and tease her and dont jump at the chance to be her shoulder to cry on and youre golden.

>>60690108 (OP)
My workplace is almost entirely men so I just stare at the tits and ass of the hot female customers

>>60690108 (OP)
The same thing happened to me, but she's weird
She really treats me like a boyfriend even though she already has one, she even tried to kiss me once, but I pulled away because it felt wrong
I don't even have any money, just a shido bag, why are women so desperate to fulfill their fantasy of cheating at work?

>>60690108 (OP)
Girls tend to talk about people they like, its not worth pursuing her and its not worth waiting in line.

>>60690135
Could be a lie or real, if their phone screensaver is with a man its 100% real

>>60691150
One of my coworkers has a big ass, its quite a view