>accountant

>>60690188 (OP)
What's the problem. Accountant is comfy.

T. Accountant

>>60690188 (OP)
My gf is an accountant and it seems chill. She can switch to wfh whenever she wants too. $120k by year 3

>>60690405
>>60690413
Highest occupational suicide rate

>>60690188 (OP)
> Software engineer

>>60690420
I work for a Japanese company and get to fuck jap girls. I finish my work early in the day and rotate between here reddit and twitch out of sheer boredom. I even started playing RuneScape on my phone. Sometimes it's boring but it's comfy.

>>60690405
yeah it's not bad. i work remotely and i get half day fridays for 4 months out of the year.

>>60690446
Old school RuneScape or the gay shit zoom era play nowadays?

>NEET

>>60690458
Old School of course. I played it when I was a kid. I'm woodcutting yews rn

>>60690457
Unfortunately the Japanese don't like remote work. Though I have done it on occasion for them.

>>60690420
If that's really they're a bunch of weenies because it's literally just a bunch of overtime come tax season and you can file extensions for everything. So many jobs have it worse

>>60690474
Based, man of culture. Jagex faggots nuked all the accounts. We can never get the old days back. Good memories

>>60690474
Getting 99 WC has been on my bucket list since 2005

>>60690503
Agreed. We logged into our old character to see them and the memories trapped in RS3 forever...

>>60690506
I hit 75 yesterday and just did throne of miscellania/royal trouble so I can have passive income while I cut. The /biz side is activated now.

>engineer

>>60690188 (OP)
>Tfw VP of Finance and Accounting at a private equity backed portfolio company
>tfw 225k/year plus 50% bonus, and carried interest currently valued at 700k
>still broke, may have to ask my mom for a bridge loan (and I grew up poor, so my mom isn't exactly rolling it). If I can make it bonus season, ill be okay. ;_;
Y live

It's a boring and unfulfilling career, but after the first couple of years you can get a cushy position with more reasonable hours and seek self-actualization outside of work. Just don't be one of those accountants who basically lives at the office long after the point in his career where he really needs to and slowly gets fatter until dying at his desk of cardiac arrest at the age of 50.

>>60690465
Most based replay ITT

>>60690188 (OP)
literally will be replaced by accounting AI software in the next 10y. -95% of human accountants will be jobless especially when the entire worlds financial system no longer deals with paper fiat cash (the primary reason human accountants have employment).
>i will not be replying to tech illiterates who fail to see the future with clarity. i didnt come here to teach you anything, i came here to laugh at you for your lack of vision and awareness.

>>60692027
Most accountants don't need to exist as it is. It's all government work and consulting. Could be fixed with a consumption tax too.

Accounting is Jewish daycare for white middle class people.

>>60690188 (OP)
>Director of Communications
I literally don't understand what it is that I'm supposed to be doing

>>60690188 (OP)
Cheer up bud my sister is an accountant, makes tons of money, I'm sure you do too.

>>60690413
>>60690446
BULLSHIT if youre an accountant you max out at 60k/Y and never get to feel a woman
>>60691700
Workaholicm due to childhood trauma and unresolved feelings of inadequacy

>>60692076
Maybe if you're like a clerk or something. Cpas make six figs out of college in a couple years nowadays. You'll be working 60+ hours weeks though.

Government can hit six figs on 40 hours in ten years.

>>60690188 (OP)
Yes, the 5-10 people who browse biz already know that. You post this same shit every other day

>>60690446
I wonder if these posts actually work on the moron zoomers who post here.
I worked in Asia for a few years and it was hell on earth. The food quality is horrible and everywhere you go smells like sewage for some weird reason.

Tfw graduated with an accounting degree and I've been unemployed for 2 years. I haven't looked for a job but I will in a few months. Am I fucked?

>>60692038
>Accounting is Jewish daycare for white middle class people.
That's corporate America in general.

/cybersecurity/ chad

>>60692038
Most accounting is summing and dividing and moving data between spreadsheets. Scripting could have replaced a lot of it already but I think regulators like knowing a cpa did it…for now

>>60692076
i make $120k a year and wfh. i work 30 hours a week on average.