Hello Saars and welcome to Saars place. It’s Friday night
Happy hour we have 2 for one redeeem for sacred cow urine cocktails
We have two Shudra sisters later in that will dance for us in stage
Tell us what’s on your mind, how much are you making or losing this run ?
How are things at work with the HR Carpet Pigs
Also please be civil as Saars place does it allow profane behavior

>>60691160 (OP)
Please put your hand between the liquid and my glass as you pour saar

>>60691160 (OP)
How much for some cow piss on the rocks saar?

>>60691211
That’s just 400 rubies Saar

Making your bags in crypto today
Takes everything you've got...
Dodging rugs and memecoins too
And bots that drain your spot...

Wouldn't you like to take a break...
From shills and bearish fear

Sometimes you wanna go...
To Saar's Place — where the TA's fake, but the vibes are clear!
And the sacred cows bring you urine beer .
You wanna be where you can shill your bags,
And nobody calls you queer...
You wanna be where everyone
Wants their exit pump right here...

You wanna go to Saar’s Place!
Where two Shudra girls dance near...
And the bartender’s got chart advice
Straight from Vishnu’s ear...
You wanna go to Saar’s Place!

I want rocket soda bloody benchod saaar, shaken not mixed.

Fucking dalits the lot of ya

>>60691442
Yes saaar
Coming right job
>Bibs head
>Praises Vishnu

>>60691462
Saar please be civil this is not Calcutta you are in Muhumbai
Be civil or inswear to Vishnu
I will ask the bouncers to escort you out

>>60691476
Brits really should have genocided Indians

You fackin bloody bastard! Friday was much needful, work is shit and crypto going nowhere. give me the ganges' finest!

>>60691559
Yes sir always happy to see my regular
Here is your white tea brief with Ganges water and light nitro cow poo foam
I hope you are holding up for one have been doing a mantra to shiva to slurp up some gains

>Bobs Head

>>60691538
Saaar
You’ve had to much cow urine yo drink
I’m going to ask you to leave

>>60691160 (OP)
Chainlink is the only currency accepted here saar

>>60691160 (OP)
I would like to kindly redeem one sacred cow froth poo nitro urine shot. It is Friday and my bags are to low to make it and the market is to high to buy in kindly let me redeem double shot of this sacred drink in the name if Vishnu

why does the idea of a jeet bartender seem appealing?
>the alcohol kills any poo germs
>lower status bartender is easy to open up to
>guy already knows the crushing pain of society due to being a jeet so can relate
>service industry yes man attitude
>will jeet into your memecoin picks pumping your bags

>>60692036
You may need to go on a deworming protocol to get rid of the brainworms that make you think this way. Either that or Dr. Smith and his PA-C Dr. Wesson can help you with lead therapeutics.

>>60692036
Because it reminds one of the crown rule of India. Being served by G&T at The Bengal Club.