does your significant other know that you browse /biz/?

>>60692800 (OP)
My wife knows I browse 4chan. She complains about it constantly.

>>60692800 (OP)
>significant other
Does the girl from work that I dream about count?

>>60692800 (OP)
>does your significant other know that you browse /biz/?
No, and i don't know if i can ever show her. I've been here since 2007 and I don't even know how to begin to explain to her about 4chan. She's a really innocent type of girl, very sweet, and i just think she wouldn't "get" 4chan. She'll think it's really weird and I don't know how to justify my time spent here because everyone here kinda is retarded

My gf can barely speak or read English. I browse /biz/ and check my 7 figure portfolio without worries.

>>60692800 (OP)
>significant other

>>60692800 (OP)
i haven't touched a woman i wasn't paying for the privilege in years.

yes because she is literally Goddess Sophia Barbelo.

Yesterday I paid a woman $250 to cuddle with me for 2.5 hours

I didn't mention 4chan

>>60692800 (OP)
No
she knows about the frog however.
>order Pepe Doll
>weeks later
>come home from work
>Pepe Doll is sitting on shelf with GF's girly junk
>Anon, Thank you for the surprise Frog, Hes so cute!
>uhh yea hehe cute little froggy guy, that I got for you
>months pass
>come home from work
>Angry, pissed off GF waiting for me
>Anon, someone saw this fucking frog in the background of a pic I posted
>I looked up the frog, anon, I know what it means!
>why do you have this fucking frog!
huge fight ensues. I managed to convince her that one of you on here always posts a frog with bitcoin advice and it made me rich so I bought the frog as a symbol of respect for the anon who posted the frog and got me rich. I also showed her the Documentary about Matt Furie and tried to explain that I also just like the frog. it kinda worked for awhile but sadly 2 months ago she found my Pepe doll, hidden away, and she got rid of it. She wouldn't tell me exactly how, but she says it gone forever.
rip Pepe doll
>pic rel

>>60694127
*correction
>I told her someone posted Pepe on reddit with good bitcoin advice.
I always refer to this site as reddit and tell my normies about things I read on reddit

>>60692880
Take your meds Perry

Not only does she know I browse /biz but she has also been enlightened of the evils of Israel.

>>60694127
Just finish cutting off your balls now, my dude.

>>60692929

>>60692800 (OP)
no, and she mustn't find out
she can barely stand the fact that I bet on things like npc, If she realizes that I'm actually a total incel who loves to complain and pretends to be a bear, I'll never get laid again

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>60692800 (OP)
i dont tell anyone