>canadian
>have been working myself to the bone looking *for* work
>dumb coding projects, linkedin bullshit, the whole shebang
>applied to hundreds of tech jobs, ghosted by HR
>fell for the boomer bullshit of "WORK HARD FOR 40 YEARS"
>literally couldn't even find minimum wage mcdonalds work
>spent year unemployed and upset
>just realized I could literally be a welfare leech
Am I retarded?
And if so, does that also mean I'm also eligible for disability?

It's 3:00AM and I'm applying for welfare right fucking now.
Any welfare-anons here?

Yeah it's $700 per month but I live in a car and it is *plenty* for that.
I own it outright, and insurance is only $200 per month.

I am bong and claim welfare since 10 years

>>60693069
Tell me, bong, how do you do it? Do you guys have unemployment, or disability, or low-income assistance?
Honestly, I should probably just get on disability. I think being on this board qualifies me for that.

Also, you've just stated that you live in a car. If you genuinely can't afford/secure a residence then the social contract has been unfulfilled on the government's end and it is therefore your duty to claim welfare and suck up every penny you can from the wagie goyim's taxes

>>60693073
We have Universal Credit for unemployment or low income assistance, and PIP for disability (whether physical or mental). You get extra Universal Credit for illness if you claim PIP in conjunction with UC.

>>60693075
Just get yourself diagnosed with something mental/neuro e.g. autism, ADHD, depression, anxiety, OCD, panic attack. Avoid anything psychiatric.

>>60693080
whoops, meant for >>60693073

>>60693080
you mentioned literally all the psych shit except schizo you fucking retard nigger

>>60693075
Oh yeah, I got fucked when my now-ex-wife decided to troon out, and then double-fucked when I couldn't afford to rent a place anymore. So, I used my last money to buy an SUV to live in.
I couch-surf occasionally. I'll definitely start leeching ASAP.

I've tried absolutely everything over the past 5 years to make an income, and it's been worse and worse.

>universal credit + pip at the same time
Incredible. Here, you only get $733 Canadabux (worthless currency, mostly), or $1300 on disability, but that's literally impossible to get on. Takes like 5 years.

>>60693083
>you fucking retard nigger
Well duh! that's why I claim neetbux while wagie plows the digital fields in his goybox

>>60693083
I think he meant psychiatric care.
As in, anxiety disorders / depression versus psychosis disorders which get you put in a padded room.

>>60693080
I could probably go for autism, depression, or anxiety. I'm not sure if that counts here, but, I'll give it a shot.

>>60693089
Do your research and act accordingly. You deserve better (assuming you're huwhite)

>>60693087
Welfare-anon, do you also have a side-income / play the shitcoin casino / DCA into crypto?
Or do you just live on the welfare paycheck-to-paycheck?

Do they make you have to go to job interviews, or no?

>>60693093
Thanks, anon. I'm white. Will look into it. Gonna fill out the forms right now, since it's automatic.
>living on debt, rice, beans and multivitamins for like 3 months now because leafland is a shithole

Would be cool to get a bit of actual income.

>>60693094
No job interview requirements if you're disabled. I don't invest, just lurk here and post occasionally since the board is funny and less botted than /pol/

>>60693097
I hear you, anon. And that figures - here they make you go to job interviews. Heard you've basically got to fucking torment your case handler to give you disability every week for years, to actually get them to issue it.
If it's not a secret, how much do you get? Is it enough to live on, and do you rent?
Sorry for datamining, anon. Just never looked into living on neetbucks.

>>60693089
>I think he meant psychiatric care.
>As in, anxiety disorders / depression versus psychosis disorders which get you put in a padded room
Yeah. To me, "psychiatric" denotes schiophrenia or psychosis type shit, thing's that allow the state to rescind your rights (((for your own wellbeing))). You can see a psychologist for depression/anxiety etc. whereas a psychiatrist is able to prescribe, so often they have an interest in really crazy conditions

>>60693100
Applying for disability here is independent of applying for standard neetbux. You can do just one or both.

Welp, filled it out, anons.
Let's see if I get them sweet gubbermint dollars.

>>60693189
gl

>>60693237
Thanks, anon.

>>60693066 (OP)
Any VA disability chads?

>>60695031
I've thought about it, but I don't want to be a zogbot.
And the only way to get VA without serving is getting cripplingly injured in boot camp.

Did you serve, anon?
How bad was it?