>When you see a dickhead ex colleague is begging for work on LinkedIn

>When you are the one who broke up the relationship and annoying tinder side scroll piece #8472 keeps messaging you about how her ex boyfriend won't stop stalking her linked in profile, keeps sending cash app request messages and won't stop driving past her house while im slamming my 10 inch cock into her cervix as she screams please just knock me the fuck up

Might give her a baby

>be me
>run partnership business with a mutual where I have to run everything, just a side gig to me
>come back from a 3 week holiday and everythings fucked because of him
>walk out 2 months ago
>multiple clients come back complaining and to tell me they've also walked off on my partner
>main customer worth 50% of our revenue wants me to restart solo
>fuck it
>tell them I'll come back and stick to it if theres enough business for me
>starts referring me to their affluent network
feels good not being a retard

>>60693264 (OP)
>quit last job due to no promotion + shit salary + 3 day RTO
>new job is title bump + 30% raise + fully remote
>roastie boss from last job texts me a year later
>hey umm we have an opening do you want to apply?
>btw its 3 days in office

>>60693264 (OP)
I thought Linkedin was a joke. Fake jobs and people blowing each other. Ive never had social media, so I reached out to some old friends. Anyway, got a good job offered from an old friend.

>>60693264 (OP)
>When you find out the weird ex-coworker that nobody liked is a 4channer who "anonymously" posts about you because he's terrified of saying anything to your face

>linked in

Peak humiliation ritual, I have more respect for literal cucks over "professional" facebooking

>>60693676
i use linkedin to connect with hot young roastie recruiters and casually look for higher paying remote jobs

if i ever 'make it' i will post nigger on linkedin with my real name.

>>60693574
it is a joke, still you should have one. I don't even update mine with my current job, it's always on my last job.