Thread 60694408

My grandma said she would take pills and commit suicide before going into a nursing home. Kinda based desu. What's your plan for when your body is no longer able to function without assistance?

I have a number written down in my will and basically when the medical hits that number it cuts me off

>>60694408 (OP)
Go out in a blaze of glory.

>>60694408 (OP)
plan g: glock 19 to my brain stem.

>>60694423
>9mm
At least use a 10mm or a .45

>>60694408 (OP)
Just don't go to the doctor and let the heart disease or cancer that you eventually develop take it's course.

>>60694426
i have a few boxes of federal hst +p.

>>60694408 (OP)
I'm hoping that robots will be around to serve me by then, already saving up for one.

>>60694408 (OP)
no plan. I will play earth online as long as I can until the game is over for me.

>>60694408 (OP)
I am not planning on becoming old or dying of old age. Anti-aging therapies are around the corner, AI is accelerating genetic patterning and modification. I will be young again to fuck 25 years old women, or old one that received the therapy.

> nice copium
Anit-aging therapies might happen before anyone on this board hits 7 figures from 5 figures now.

>>60694433
>heart disease or cancer
Both incredibly painful without meds.

And let's be honest, you know you're too much of a pussy to go through with that without meds.

>>60694448
>Anti-aging therapies are around the corner
This is the answer. Just don't die within the next 20 years and you're good, frens.

>>60694465
>Just don't die within the next 20 years and you're good, frens.
this is extremely stressful. if you want to live forever basically don't go outside for 20 years.

>>60694408 (OP)
to dissolve the entire world after having fun here with my Goddess Sophia Barbelo. Then we honeymoon after the dissolution of this Demiurgic creation.

>>60694408 (OP)
At 40 I outright intend to take a xanax overdose and die unconscious

>>60694448
Brainlet post

>>60694488
>At 40
why wait?

>>60694486

After death everything goes black.

>>60694496

I swear if I didn't take copium from your mouth you would have used it. Now its
> brainlet
elaborate

>>60694448
>wants to live here forever
damn anon, that is 100x worse than death

>>60694501
we won't die.

>>60694465
big if true

>>60694501
If eternal youth or a cure for aging, heart disease, cancer etc started to grow from every tree on earth (((they))) would burn the forests and cover the world in concrete

>>60694503
I would to live until I decide to end it, without any old age diseases:

Alzheimer
Dementia
Cancer
and the worst wrinkly skin that makes you ugly.
>>60694510
Being young clears all of those diseases. They are all called old age disease for a reason. Old DNA and fewer stem cells is what causes those diseases.

>>60694503
As opposed to not existing? Literally all y I u have yo do is invest wisely and endure for 100 years and you'd be better off than 99.99999% of the people in the future

>>60694499
I'm still young and healthy

>>60694515
Are you choosing to ignore my point?

Thats one of the few things that worry me. I'm never finding a wife and soon I'll be completely alone. Isolation is making me someone unable to put up with people. What if I become sick or unable to move? What will I do? Will I be brave enough to do the deed?

>>60694534

you are not going to be alone on the other side anon.

>>60694408 (OP)

Maybe once I'm 80, or about to lose core mobility, strap C4 to myself and visit the Federal Reserve, or find someone to Luigi for their sins.

>>60694550
A lot of people often say very dramatic stuff. "If this would happen to my daughter!!" "If this would happen to me, I would kill myself". People like to believe they have some cohones but in the end, everybody is afraid of dying and of doing the deed.

>>60694408 (OP)
There is a drug dealer on the street corner of where my local police station is. When my mother dies, I'm thinking of buying some heroin from him and overdosing.

>>60694690
Why? You don't have anybody else?

>>60694520
and you won't be at 40? you must live a hard life. unless you're like under 20, 40 is not that far away.

>>60694692
No, I'm only staying alive now because of her, otherwise I would have killed myself years ago.

>>60694408 (OP)
>What is your end of life plan?

Meth, Viagra, and young whores

>>60694448
>wants to fuck 25 years old
What kind of deranged pervert prefers 25 years old instead of 16

>>60694755
>What kind of deranged pervert prefers 25 years old instead of 16

>>60694408 (OP)
so many options bro. jumping hanging shooting or inert gasing if you want to be fancy. i think shooting would be best honestly
>>60694755
16-21 is peak performance. sorry jannies I meant 18-21

>>60694408 (OP)
>One way ticket straight to hell

You people need God

>>60694788
>You people need God

artificial body parts would be a thing by then

>>60694837
>mfw no handie from the son of God

>>60694408 (OP)
Insurance fraud.

>>60694690
That's kind of weird desu, it suggests and extreme level of enmeshment with narcissistic abuse and possibly something more than that.

>>60694408 (OP)
Nobody NEEDS a nursing home, just have someone come to your house once a week and that's enough for 99% of old fucks. The other 1% needs someone to come once a day

>>60694457
NTA but nice projection
You assume there aren't people that want to die but need a guilt free way to go about it

>>60694448
I’m 44 and look 25. Got a date with a 21 year old this week

>>60694457
ok pharma jew
>t. will drink my own piss if I get cancer

>>60695065
post your stamped face or LARP. Also post tits of your 21 girlfriend, also stamped.

>>60694995
How so? I simply want to die, but love my mother enough to not do it in front of her.

>>60694408 (OP)
idk

>>60695167
fag

>>60694408 (OP)
Everyone cries when they come back to this world, and it’s certainly not better than hell after hearing that.

>>60694448
>not uploading your mind to the block chain

>>60694408 (OP)
If I don't make it by 26, I will go to a cliffy area near my house, enjoy a sunset and soup, and then blow my brains out with a gun

>>60694448
>he thinks the jews will sell this on the open market
its more profitable to leech money off old people getting diseases

>>60694426
>>60694434

500 s&w magnum lever action...