>blood pressure spikes

>>60730367 (OP)
I know that feel. We just got the email the other day about budget cuts.
>us white guys will be the first to go as usual.

>>60730367 (OP)
>morning anon, had a good weekend?
>apologies for the early message but do you have the numbers ready? I really need them for the meeting tomorrow

If you were actually good at your job that ping wouldnt stress you out so much

>>60730381
>Fem boy id
faggot it's about micromanagement not competency, I bet you're the type of boot licking tranny to post in every thread some snarky depression based bullshit.

>>60730381
You sound like a Chainlink advocate

>>60730387
Everytime i get pinged by my boss its either him praising my work or to help out newer recruits with doing their job well. I enjoy praise and helping others so shoot me i guess.

Unless you know, youre bad at your job

can't relate

t. NEET

>>60730396
Yes of course every manager is an excellent manager or else they wouldn't be the manager, bootlicking tranny

>>60730414
sounds correct to me. you're just a seething wagie, if you were a manager you would've agreed.

>>60730414
Sounds like youre just terrible in your work field. Try developing some discipline and work ethic.

>>60730380
kek lol lmfao

>>60730380
Piece of shit

>>60730396
What the fuck is up with the insane amount of pro-wagie posts lately? Are we being raided?

>>60730381
Try having your boss teams you every fucking hour asking for stupid shit and interrupting your work. It must be bliss if you're the burden. When you're good at your job, you are going to be busy as fuck.

>>60730367 (OP)
>Hey I just wanted to ask if you're going to waste time attending this completely useless meeting

>>60730463
Are you sure youre not just introverted? It must suck not having a social life outside of your job.

>hey anon how are you? Hope you're doing well
>sorry for chasing I know you're really busy but the sprint deadline was yesterday... any luck getting it sorted out?
>it's ok if not... let me know if I should flag it as delayed

>>60730461
Its called being a net benefit to society. Try it, its pretty great.

>>60730367 (OP)
lol i turned off notifications from teams and outlook, i'm happier now

>>60730469
No you dont seem to understand. When you're doing the work of the entire department, of 7 fucking women as the sole man, you will come to hate teams. Youre just useless at work, thats why you dont mind it.

>>60730479
Are you the person at my office that dismisses everyone as stupid even when they have a legitimate question to the point where they come to me for help more often than not?

Thought so bitch ass

>>60730396
fucking WAGIE
KEK

>>60730367 (OP)
I deleted that program from my computer when I had a job. I used the web browser version and kept it open in a separate tab on mute on a different monitor, only checking it every hour or so IF it showed that i had a notification. After a while I even started closing it until after lunch to assert dominance. No, this isn’t why I don’t have a job anymore. I quit actually.

>>60730485
>legitimate question
if they were qualified they wouldnt have questions

>>60730511
kek sounds like sth i wud do. shit was gay af and how gay all the men talked on it. and girls treat it like social media

>>60730517
At my job we have 5 proprietary systems that they dont accurately update the knowledge base enough with. Especially if you look through confluence somethings arent readily available.

In my case we have partnered with disney corporate, marriott international, and such with unique layouts that has to be escalated directly to sustaining engineering. Because its so convoluted that initial Tier3 escalation can't answer.

Sudo shutdown -r now an entire hospital happened because some jagoff was too afraid to ask escalated support.

>>60730461
he has 7 posts in here coping lmao

>>60730537
On the contrary its the opposite. Some people actually have enjoyable jobs

>>60730517
>if they were qualified they wouldnt have questions
This.

>>60730555
If its your third year at the same position and ask basic questions that someone in their first year would be then you have a point. It also matters how corporate trains their employees

>>60730543
Oh so enjoyable. You find it enjoyable because you have no life outside of work. Pitiful. Get a life, retard.

>>60730566
I work from home, immediately after i clock out its either the gym or going downtown. Maybe moving to michigan or somewhere with slopes make it easier to snowboard.

>>60730575
Nah bro. The only reason youre coping this hard is because youre a corporate slave. Get help asap before you blow your head off.

>>60730586
6'4, dutch heritage, rent is 800 per month.

Some people have ambitions higher than putting 50 bucks into a meme token as their ticket to finally live their life. If you have to tell yourself "this is the amount that will make me happy" then maybe youll never be happy regardless

Is there a database all companies use to background check employees? Like a private, corporate only Glassdoor but reviews about employees?

Also, does a similar thing exist for tenants? Like do landlords have a rate-my-tenant website database?

Lastly, what can a company do if you straight up stop working? Can they reverse paychecks?

Besides work related shit, teams is a handy file hoster for links and small files as onedrive is utter trash and flash drives are annoying, and unlike fucking messangers it doesnt require my fucking phone number with fucking two factor authentification every time I switch vpn

>>60730530
This sure screams competence to me, KEK.

>>60730379
It shouldn't be too difficult for you to find another job with your white privilege and whatnot ;)

>>60730609
yes and they have your 4chan logs provided by Palantir. Using AI they can build a summary of you in 3 seconds and have it filter candidates.

>>60730380
>I really need them for the meeting this afternoon
FIXED

>>60730647
every post I make is a lie anyways, nothing to worry about

>>60730634
Hard to find comfy high paying busy work job but easy to find low caste labour job which is all white people are good for

>>60730379
>>us white guys will be the first to go as usual.
why do white guys feel the need to pretend to victims? The dating game and job market is completely rigged in your favor. you are playing life on tutorial mode

>>60730367 (OP)
So glad I left the private sector. Got tired of being worked like a donkey.

I hate "knowledge" work so much bros. I wish I could make enough money digging holes or something.

>>60730367 (OP)
I don't get stress from that shit cause I ignore it...
>me 2 days later: sorry anon just seeing this!

>>60730379
>>us white guys will be the first to go as usual.
>BAWWWWW IM A VICTIM BECAUSE OF MUH DEI ABLOO BLOO
Whites are more pathetic than jeets, I swear

>>60730381
/thread

>>60730367 (OP)
for me it's the opposite, the silence makes my blood pressure spike

my "manager" messages me once every few weeks, meanwhile I'm getting paid to do nothing

he's either too busy/incompetent or I'm going to get fired

>>60730475
This. If you stop replying to emails or messages you don’t want to see, you get less of them.

>tfw neet
>freelance when i need cash
I would kill myself if I had to wagecuck, lmao.

>>60730396
>hey anym
>its anon
>yeah yeah, anyways, those new hires that get paid a quarter you make a year? can you please train them to replace you
>cooopy that, love you
>boss has gone offline

>>60730599
>Muh heritage
Holy fuck its an actual desperate mutt

>>60730380
Even worse:
>Good morning anon, how are you?
*won't tell what they need from you until you complete the pleasantries*
I've started to just not reply to shit like that. STATE YOUR BUSINESS OR FUCK OFF

>>60730367 (OP)
I actually like the functionality of teams meetings. It’s better than google meet or zoom.

>>60730463
It’s annoying but Teams is what lets me work from home the majority of the time.

>>60731724
There's only one woman at my work who does this. I always respond negatively and she always smiles and acts as if I said something nice.

>>60730758
>job market
You can keep lying but that doesn't change the Truth
>dating game
Shit's cash

>>60731724
This is how I know you're a sexless virginal chud. Grow up.

>>60730367 (OP)

I haven't had a proper job in about 15 years. Is it really like this? Your bosses just send your chats and shit?

>>60730380
>hey anon, how was your weekend?
>oh ok just chilling? That’s cool anyway so there I was on a ginormous mountain on Saturday and then on Sunday I was …

>>60732220
it's mostly your coworkers that need support, but sometimes your boss because they need information / estimates etc. basically what you would expect from working in a team, communication is important

>>60730367 (OP)
BREAKING: Mercedes-Benz is going to include Microsoft Teams in all new vehicles.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mercedes-benz-brings-microsoft-teams-174131835.html

>>60730634
>>60730758
>>60731136
>>60730728
Proof that /biz/ is majority shitskin
Thanks. Collecting screenshots for proof.

>>60732369
These are larpers lol majority of biz is Americans and Europeans

>>60732405
>Americans
>Europeans
>not brown
You know that Whites aged <18 are less than 50% of the population in the US right?

>>60731724
this is the worst. I knew a coke dealer who was like that. Fucking skip it, nigger

>>60730479
don't be that guy
this is like how women who get abused end up in another abusive relationship: they put themselves in the position to be abused

>>60730367 (OP)
i do not know this feel.

We need to IP rangeban the entire subhuman subcontinent

>>60730472
It would be if society wasn't sick. You go on, keep funding niggers, Israel as well as any of us who caught on to all of this and are simply siphoning off as much value as we can out of the system.

>>60730461
Just poor fags coping, you have to do all sorts of mental gymnastics to sustain it, but can you blame them? They have no choice. I'm not a NEET, but I do respect them, unlike the wagie.

7 fig fag.

>>60732550
And they're unironically whiter than you.

>>60730599
>>60730575
>>60730381
>>60730396

rage bait but

you probably work like a slave at work [ if you even have a job ] while others are watching tiktok or whatever
everyone at work piles all the tasks on to you
you are a dog or a liar
and will never be nothing more

>anon, you should really add a profile picture to your teams account
why do i get out of this? i have been delaying it by 3 months already

>>60730463
>tfw my boss will literally Teams call me at 430 on a Friday to yell at me about something.
This is such a cunt move and why i stopped caring. If you pull that shit that late on a Friday, then you deserve brain cancer.

>>60732899
It's so normies/women know how to modulate their behavior towards you probably.

>>60730543
I really enjoy my job, so it makes it easy to be busy since I enjoy it, but to the other anons credit there’s only so much work I can get loaded up with before it stops being fun at all.

>>60730555
>>60730564
Sometimes you need to ask questions though because your coworkers want to feel involved in decisions even if they don’t need to be strictly speaking, is something I’ve found.

cant relate. im a forklift and crane certified nigga.

>>60730367 (OP)
I have the Teams App on my phone and accidentally pocket messages my entire department pic related yesterday. I am getting canned tomorrow, without a doubt.

>>60732998
Pls be real. I have to proof read every message I send at work to make sure I didn't accidentally say nigger.

I hate crackers cumskins. This is a brown/black man's board. Lil timmies need to gtfo my board.

>>60730475
I uninstalled from phone all of them. They’re aids to productivity and leisure. Nobody had a good idea from a teams chat. We have good ideas during leisure

>>60730367 (OP)
Mfw it's me sending these stressful messages

>>60733006
I left it open after checking a message in our department chat, and didn’t lock after. I checked this morning and I pocket sent it because it was the last picture I’d saved.

>>60730367 (OP)
Kinda relate. Im a field construction supervisor and spend most of the time outside moving between work fronts and just use my computer to generate volumes, costs, performance sheets, etc.
Most of the time I use teams to fuk around with my boss and co-workers

>>60732217
Grow up? The people that do this are the ones that are immature and self conscious.
>hurr I have to follow this protocol like an actual real life npc because that is how people do business!
It's always HR and sales too. Don't tell me you are one of these cretins.
>you're a le virgin!
Weak. Don't forget to be a time wasting faggot tomorrow when you clock in.

>>60730367 (OP)
whats it like being a wagie? i think it sucks waking up early and shit lmao

>>60733214
It’s garbage. From the moment you wake up you have to resign yourself to the acknowledgement that the rest of the day is a throwaway day, not lived for yourself, but for someone else, telling you what to do and how to live. It’s why people develop alcoholism, getting drunk to cope with what just happened all day long.

>>60730367 (OP)
lol the real answer is to work for a shitshow company where even the managers don’t give a shit. Bonus if remote.

>>60732725
Yeah it was ragebait. I disabled my teams notifications and barely put in enough efffort so they cant fire me, but they would rather shovel the important tasks to people that are coping in here complaining about being worked like a dog.

The helping others is true though, i get pinged alot with basic questions. Its to a point where everyone hates some of the escalated support staff because the company has issues with training their employees. I just know that if tier 3 isnt answering questions the whole ship goes down. But then again, why would i push myself up the ladder with more responsibilities for only an extra 3 dollars an hour (literally)

I rarely ask questions though and push my luck with automatically escalating cases. As long as i keep getting a raise and my quarterly performance reviews are above a 3 out of 5 then im not complaining.

>>60731136
>t. jeet

>>60734113
>>60733214
After work, when I walk to my car to drive home, I always think
>lol wtf just happened

Wagie life is so cooked in 2025. They keep laying people off and heaping on more and more responsibilities on the same number of people, and then if you can't keep up then you're laid off too.

>>60734113
Invest your money wisely. That way, if you have a shit job, then all you have to do is pretend that you give a shit long enough until you're eligible for unemployment gibs, Then just coast and see how long it takes for them to fire you. Rinse and repeat until you make it.

>>60734286
I fantasize about being laid off. That because I just show up for the paycheck, I don’t really need it but it’s nice and makes my life more comfortable.

>Hello Anon, I hope all is well.
>Can you please expedite this project, the customer is calling us every day asking us for an update.

>>60732322
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mercedes-benz-brings-microsoft-teams-174131835.html
checked holy shit. how do I shart microsoft?

>>60734608
kek
total wagie deff

>>60730367 (OP)
>Hey anon, quick question

>>60730396
>I enjoy praise
HAHAHAHAHA

When I still worked and they introduced this bullshit, I immediately set expectations: set to busy 24/7, blocked out schedule with "working" 24/7, only answer messages in the damn thing at 9am and 4:30pm, away message set to "just call me." My boss never gave me shit for it because I had a massive list of things I needed him to do for HIS projects that he was blowing off, and when I went to his boss, I got the same run around.

Was I actually working? Fuck no, I was playing minecraft and morrowind/skyrim on one monitor while watching bullshit youtube vids on another. At the time, it was nikocado avocado, unironically. I gained a shitton of weight sympathetic eating during that time.

When I quit I left NOTHING for the poor bastard coming after me. No directions, nada. I was supposed to put a bunch of notes in the sharedrive. FUCK EM.

>>60734668
kek

>>60730367 (OP)
Unironically worsened my mood by just seeing this pic

>>60734682
lmao

I just check it every hour or two if I'm actually working. No notifications, thanks.