there are people right now who are unemployed and trying to get a job. pray for them

>>60735382 (OP)
I got a job recently, but I don’t really want it.

The amount of fake jobs out there is absolutely insane

>>60735480
adult day care

There are people right now who unemployed and not trying to get a job.

Because they believe work is slavery.

You need to beat both Dhalsim and Jack 2 to get a job these days.

>>60735907
those are from different games

>>60735422
I quit the job an hour in

I'm on severance summer. Will start looking for something new in September maybe.

I make $175k doing nothing most days and that doesnt feel like nearly enough

>>60738570
Care to greentext it bro?

>>60738608
>IT position
>Lie on resume
>Get an interview; guy says I was his favorite candidate
>Get an offer a couple days later
>First day of work
>Asks me to do something with the server that I didn't understand
>Admit I have no idea what he's talking about
>"Then why are you here?"
>"Idk..."
> . . .
>"I think this role is not a good fit for me."
>"Yeah I think so too."
>Walk away

>>60739151
Damn they didn't quiz you during the interview? That's 100% their fault then. Also could you have asked ChatGPT how to do the IT thing? I wonder if that would have worked lol. Anyway keep trying brother you're definitely charismatic if they hired you above all the other candidates.

>>60739151
Time waster. People like you should have to pay compensation to the business. This is no different from fraud. You made them lose money. In fact, in an ideal world you'd have a criminal record and an easily discoverable mugshot on Google.

Faggot.

>>60740175
by your logic every company that has a fake job posting, or one that requires 10 years of experience for a programing language that has existed for 4 years, or one that has roasties unnecessarily rejecting applicants , should be Fined and its officers criminally charged. This nonsense cuts both ways, and frankly has been abused by employers for much longer.

>>60740175
Shitty bait.
>>60735382 (OP)
I’m quitting tomorrow to neet. Being one of the last few white guys in a department through attrition should raise alarm bells for you, fellow caucasian zoomers. Usually this goes hand in hand with increasing politics, disorganization and stagnation

>>60735382 (OP)
i have 13 years of experience doing tech bullshit, and I've gotten fewer responses in the past year than at any point in my career barring when i ended up going to grad school because i couldn't get hired after graduating in 2009
if i don't get hired in the next year or so i'm going to have to get a bartending job or some shit

>>60740175
recruiter's fault tbdesu

>>60740194
All tech is indians now in large companies. The f500 tech is pretty miserable. I would look for smaller companies with maybe less pay but more satisfaction

>>60740194
what are you doing in tech ?

>>60740223
are you saying your math skills are worse then pajeets?

why is biz still full of glowniggers even though it's dead here

>>60740254
The glownigs got laid off and have nothing better to do now. This was their favorite board to shitpost

I have a job but I wish I didn't have to have one

I do want to kill myself. Being a wagie in the Jewsa is a humiliation ritual anyway.

>>60740244
>what are you doing in tech ?
standard boring corporate shit. ETL, 'process engineering', API & middleware development, plugging things into other things, writing tools so that a team of a dozen indians can take over a domestic call center contract, building stupid flashy dashboards so executives feel like they're doing something, etc.
you know, standard corporate shit

>>60740285
I’ve been doing this shit as long as you have and I would rather work retail at this point. If youve been doing it that long, I suspect youre too autistic to move into management like me?

>>60735382 (OP)
i just got laid off last week from my tech job of 12 years

>>60740343
Instead of hanging himself at first I thought he was putting on a cool mask to go have fun in. In a way you are now free to go have fun in life.

>>60740309
>I suspect youre too autistic to move into management like me?
too... something. i can lead a small team of engineers great (think 5 other people or so) and people seem to genuinely like my presence and advice, but i absolutely refuse to spend a large minority of my time justifying the existence of my team to strangers. if someone is doing a good job, i'll let them know, and if someone can do better i'll let them know, but the idea of having to devote a large amount of energy to a stupid meta-game of politics and "impact-seeking" will never sit right with me
i enjoy solving business problems for people, even if the business itself is completely uninspiring and soul-less. because the people you work (at the non-executive level) generally aren't, and i find enjoyment in making things happen that other people can't

>>60740371
Well good luck, that’s me too. But I am over it

not my problem. retired at 30

My problem. Retarded at 30.