If you had to open a franchise, which would you do? Doesn't need to be food. I figure I could get about a million and a half for a loan

>>60741253 (OP)
The only relevant stat is the net hourly profit for the franchisee.

>>60741259
Yikes , it's over

>>60741259
A quick search showed that gym franchises are the thing.

>>60741264
It also seems that franchise owners must have more than one location.

The funny thing about this is if you paid $1.4M for a McD's (12btc) you will never EVER make your investment back in terms of bitcoin.

>>60741264
>>60741259
>>60741267
Meant to post this pic

>>60741265
I need to open an equinox the for the $120 memberships and to get with rich yuppie gals

>>60741285
Good thinking. Roid and train in your own facility, invest profits into leg lengthening to get to 7'5, get jaw surgery to bogmax, and you will be on top of the social hierarchy within a decade.

>>60741285
But remember, if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it. The fully brainwashed women of today will happily divorce you and take half the franchise locations you built over the years.

>>60741270
Or Trump will get kicked out due to the usual crypto frauds, and 12 "BTC" will be worth a monthly profit of a franchisee.

>>60741253 (OP)
Steak n Shake
10k investment
50/ 50 profit share with corporate
accepts BTC
tight corporate support
beef tallow fries
no cashiers

>>60741342
Kek, that's the chuddiest franchise I've ever seen. 10/10.

>>60741253 (OP)
kill yourself faggot

>>60741369
?

>>60741342
Maybe I can use BTC as a down payment

>>60741431
> Iranian owner
If you drop a line about the secret alliances in American business, you just might get the contract.

>>60741253 (OP)
Kumon or ESL academies in non Anglo cunts are a great investment. Incredibly low overhead, all you need is an office space, some tables and chairs, a printer and some textbooks. You can hit up at least 4 main consumer demographics:
- small kids as a sort of after school extracurricular until parents pick them up
-teenagers who are bad at homework and need tutoring
- high school/college students/adults studying for a Cambridge certificate exam or equivalent
- adults looking for private lessons because they work in English and need to improve
Never owned one of these places but I worked for a few as a freelancer and the owners who ran successful ones barely put any work in. They just hired like 1-2 part time workers for secretary work and then paid a bunch of college students studying for an education degree under the table to take care of classrooms of teenagers

>>60741524
Unfortunately, it's not 2023 anymore, AI does top language training for $0.001 at home.

I’d open an Asian massage parlor and just get jerked off all day

>>60741602
Triades

>>60741342

Their food is really good too. Surprised it isn't more popular. Only issue is they are quite slow but if it's your own franchise you could probably find a way to deliver.

>>60741524
this would have been good advice 8 years ago.

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>>60741662
kek, exactly. I feel sorry for these old men struggling in a digital market. And this IS a true digital market, not the gay shit they tried to push when microsoft and apple were new.

Is there any profitability in gym franchising. Seems like an easy business if you're in an area that demands it but if not you're going to be making $0.

>>60741265
I’m sure they make great money considering you need to jump through hoops and hurdles just to cancel your membership. Most would give up and eat the charges.

>>60741253 (OP)
Probably something to do with cars like autozone or a dealership

>>60741253 (OP)
I've researched this because it sounded like free money. I was considering something smaller like a Dunkin Donuts, but while its not terrible, its far from as good as it sounds.
First of all, the up-front investment is substantial, especially if you want something bigger than a cafe. Good luck "starting out" with someone like a KFC or Mcdonalds, never happening, but you can see that on this chart too.
The Dunkin Donuts requirement here seems a tad high to be honest, but your still looking at 6 figure even for a small one. Then, even if youre smart and business savy, the franchise licensers don't really give a fuck, they want people with previous experience AND they want you to manage multiple stores.
And you have to adhere to retarded policies like with dunkin donuts overproducing donuts that where you have to throw away 2/3s every day because you have buy quotas.
So if you want guaranteed money, just be a wagie. This is just being a slave in a silver (not even golden) cage.

>>60741813
>silver cage
try rotten moldy cancerous plywood

Thoughts on UPS Store?

I've used to work there for 5+ years and the indian store owner isn't getting any younger so I assume he'll want to sell eventually.

>low overhead
>pay braindead community college students min wages while theyre at school
>public mailboxes = steady yearly revenue
>packaging services
>notary services
>finger print services
>digital printing services
>amazon dropoff's

I dont know anything about the franchising details and shit. But it's something i think about from time to time. Also in a good relationship with the owner, I visit couple times a year.

>>60741342
What kind fo troll post is this?! Thats clearly a dying franchise. And everything good you said about it was from the 90s to the mid 2000s. All thats said, I miss good SteaknShakes, damn shame.

>>60742057
You really should give them another try. New owner shaking things up.

>>60741253 (OP)
I just had a steak at Applebees. It was terrible! I will open up an Applebees and show them how it’s done. I will teach them!